I hope you got a full bladder, the Sponglefriends crave PISS

WORKIN 9 TO 5 WHAT A WAY TO MAKE A LIVIN HE'S UNCIRCUMCISED IT'S THE GIFT THAT KEEPS ON GIVIN

WHO DIDN'T FLUSH

I need to post more on here I just found my old danish from a week ago in this app

HEY! GET THE FUCK OFF MY PILE OF SHIT THAT'S MY SHIT

The Men in Blue had better hand over that bucket of svíčková or the deal's off

I don't usually talk about this on here but I'm waiting for the point Trump pulls off the mask to reveal he's been Sacha Baron Cohen all along

Hello it is time to vacuum the atmosphere vmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

the blanket is hung over again

BREAKING: I SAW A GUY

Gonna need an ethicist to tell me if it's okay to grow a seal from seed in one of those things they make cube watermelons with

BE NOT AFRAID

Such an tender display of love may attract the Brainfree Beast of Braintree, who samples the proceedings with his taster

Civ 7 invents an impossible sentence

Shit I knew I should have read that summons

I keep trying to picture what the Great Seal of the United States would look like but I keep settling on a flabby sack of plastic cheese for some reason

hover ominously above the grill due to the leidenfrost effect

He inserts falsehoods as it pleases his genitals, also his brain fell out once and it went under the couch and I guess he could move it and he will need to one day to hoover under there but it's such a hassle so I guess it's going to stay under there with the remote for a TV he doesn't have anymore

Don't worry little one, Sweden isn't real

From the proud nation of iTunes #civ7

BOGGLEBONCE is here, right now, today

Some days I feel like a Ghanaian Jurassic Park poster and I don't know how to fix it

𝐖𝐡𝐲 𝐚𝐦 𝐈 𝐬𝐨 𝐟𝐮𝐜𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐬𝐞𝐫𝐢𝐟𝐞𝐝 𝐭𝐨𝐝𝐚𝐲

pov you are the hand that feeds me

very frustrated

fuck off guys I'm watching heartbeat

Upon seeing one's loved ones it is VITAL to gubble them up

why do I keep walking in on people taking a shit in unlocked public toilets, am I doomed to live this way forever

Totally Croatian

Flashing firmware to any device is a direct road to hell, resplendent with dancing imps and brimstone

CAUGHT IN THE ACT of snurbling without due care and attention, he will be fined three omelettes #seals

the planets are entering alignment

two Paste Beasts hang out in a pool of mercury, as they do in the wild #seals

BURSTING with stroganoff

average chubblenauts post:

I feel ya buddy

draw the offering to the tar rabbit

The Portlylad. The Hungry Steve. The Kilogram Enthusiast. The DJ of 98.7 FM "The Whelk". The Goodyear Blimp in a bad year. The CEO of Oak Furniture Land. The inventor of vulcanised cheese. Gavin, 37, from Nuneaton. All these and more are the names of Plumpus Supreme.

Chublette Reveal

Born free, free as your mum blows

Thanks Wikipedia I'll check it out

how many people she's killed:

gueb

Suing Kellogg's (I fed my tiger nothing but frosties and it died)

Trongle appreciation hours

IF ANY OF YOU HAPPEN TO BE THE SHITTING OLD LADY IN THE COSTA TOILET PLEASE LEARN WHAT DOOR LOCKS DO

Honestly right before I joined Bluesky I thought it was going to be full of space buns level stuff but it's actually quite chill I do block all American politics though because I got my own problems

inspect the seapillow's contents before she lays her clutch of eggs #seals

The Godzilla Town Coastguard says call 118 but I don't see any joggers

FUCKING DAVID LYNCH NO