Hurrah! The lightest dusting of snow. My strangely Nordic heart has been hoping for this! I hope it gets really thick overnight and that school is closed. Oh wait - I am nearly 50.

META seems to be getting even more rancid if that is even possible. Better ramp it up on here folks.

Saltmarsh beanie drop! Beanies for one and all this Christmastime! Well - at least 40 people anyway.

Turn up late to school play. Realise have actually booked tickets for another night, have to disturb entire seated audience to find spare seats for us. Talk loudly about how the geography teacher looks like Paul Mescal.

Energised by starting the convo around the gender equality gap in AI in the legal sector this week along with Linklaters & The Next Hundred Years. Please take a moment to read our report with insights & recommendations. Let’s support women on their AI journeys. www.linklaters.com/en/knowledge...

Never get old.

So amazing to be back in an event, in real life, with She Breaks the Law hat on feeling a shared purpose when it comes to gender equality and women in law. I also managed ti twin with Linklaters branding which I thought was very fun.

Please can we ban people eating fried chicken on public transport? The train, the bus, the tube….every single mode of transport has involved someone eating fried chicken opposite me.

On my way to a large women in law event to share stage with amazing women and male allies discussing how we cannnot afford for AI to exacerbate the gender equality gap and no, this is not intimidating at all. Must. Remember. Not. To. Swear. Yours A Woman Of A Certain Age

Remind me who the cat lovers are on here for a fun campaign I am working on which gets you a bit profile too! @alexgsmith.bsky.social @colinlevy.bsky.social @joannamg.bsky.social are all cat folk. Who else?

The problem with making limoncello for the fair before you have even eaten toast is that you need to check for how strong is is when you are adding the sugar syrup and well…now I feel pissed.

Fun fact: with a learning disabled child you will be doing these sodding elves FOREVER.

The first Bailey’s of Christmas is such a special moment that I would not share on LinkedIn but can share on here.

You want the Saltmarsh merch? Then work with me and you will qualify! I will also give you excellent marketing and treat you real nice.

When you train on “the other place” but secretly love being wild and free on the new version of Twitter

Thought I'd better share this article here first! #legaltech @helenburness.bsky.social and @bamlegal.bsky.social I hope you don't mind me quoting your posts - I'm loving the excitement people feel about being here. legaltechnology.com/2024/11/29/l...

Things I can’t put on LinkedIn! The Big Bag O Fucks To Give from my business partner after a shoddy week.

nobody does more brutal fashion reviews than the irish

Frosty morning grass makes me unspeakably happy. I am so happy to have a place I can share absolutely inane thoughts again.

What I love about being back on a channel like this is the ability to say “I have had a really shit day.” The kind of day where you genuinely think about a rapid career change and becoming employed again. Despite being so chronically unemployable I have to run my own business.

Ugh - seeing as I can no longer bear to fire up the “other place” here I am, mainly thanks to @brianinkster.bsky.social who is the ONLY person I am following so far. Lawyers! Legal innovators! SEND parents! Lawbreakers! Find me! Follow me!