When I started this, I didn’t know what sort of account/content I wanted to have. Realized my rookie mistake of not having an alt account (at the expense of a few followers) as more NSFW content was interacted with. I do apologize for that. 1/2

Me- minding my business My brain- Remember back in 6th grade when you were taking the 8th grade advanced math class, and that very pretty cheerleader came and gave you her number and you went home anxious to call her and the number was for a movie theater showtimes hotline… Me- …asshole brain

If I could manage to corral all the independent thoughts currently running through my mind right now and get them all on the same page, that’d be great…

Me, right now

Good morning and happy Friday to you all! Take care of one another today!

If no one has told you today… You are wanted. You are worth it. Your ass looks amazing.

✌️

Was attempting a Dark Urge playthrough of BG3...early in Act 1, upon going to camp for the night, without any control over the fact, you slaughter [Redacted]. Nope, can't do it. Love her too much. Back to a good play through for me!

I don’t know if yall seen the weather we got coming after Thanksgiving…but if ya need to cold prep, may wanna get a jump on that…pretty much everywhere.

Commercial came on and they went inside. Guess I should have paid for premium 😂

I have older neighbors and they are sitting on their back swing, so I kicked on the oldies for them to enjoy.

If yall only knew how much seeing some of the struggles yall are going through deeply affects me, matter of time known matters not. Wish I could help everyone with all the things. So, universe, if you’re listening…provide the things for them somehow…k?

Listen…it’s ok if you aren’t everyone’s cup of tea. Some of us like booze! And that’s way more fun!

Next time you’re making love to your partner… Right as you are reaching that moment… Gently caress their cheeks.. and scream loudly in their face. Scare the shit out them. Keep things interesting.

May start making voice clips to share with you all. Have some ideas but gonna work out a few things before deciding.

There's just something about a woman in a silk bathrobe, sitting with a leg up bent at the knee, applying lotion to her legs that will always drive me wild.

John Cena’s last Raw appearance tonight. Expecting some HOF appearances and surprise returns. Should be a good one!

<——would sacrifice myself to the bear so you would be safe.

*Heading off to spoil and tease Brat* *Remembers there is no Brat* *sad*

Wishing I could give you all the emotional, financial, and physical support (most) of you deserve while also needing that for myself is my big flex.

Seems like I'm always rolling 1 for initiative, end up with a low AC and am missing an attack die.... A memoir.

Nothing like getting up the nerve to take an at desk naughty pic to bless the feed just as a coworker is finally arriving... That said, there's all this space under my desk just going to waste...

Spent about 1 1/2 hours in the tub...got the water as hot as I could tolerate and submerged. Once my skin was all tingly from the hot water, I let my hands explore...taking in the sensations from areas often neglected, remembering what it's like to truly be touched. Highly recommended.

Spending the next lil bit waiting on an email that will likely not be sent.

🍈🍈, 🫏, 🐈, and 🐓are great, but don’t forget to engage their ❤️ and 🧠 at the same time.

Good morning to you all ☕️ Please remember while having fun here, it is important to also take care of yourself and please be kind to one another other.

New research suggests that fat bottomed girls really do make the rockin world go round. Duh

If a guy won’t sample his cum along with you, you don’t need that kind of negativity in your life

Should we slow fuck the morning away before or after our coffee?

That’s me in the corner…. That’s it. That’s the post.

Imagine, not liking me, and I just wanna get you off physically, mentally, and emotionally without anything in return.

Currently stroking to the thought of one of you ripping the condom off of me as you mount, saying “we don’t need that to breed” before coming unglued, ravishing it with your folds, taking me for every drop deep inside of you before straddling my face and having me clean my mess.

Good morning ☕️ and thank you for another day of gracing me with your presences 🥰

Like a Lazlo with their Nadja…

Looks like another day of cooking outdoors, tasty adult beverages, and some tunes to pass the time is in store. If you need me, I’ll be out there being awesome 😘

<——just a big teddy bear

Could use some of that after care right about now… …along with the before and during would be nice too

Who’s up to smoke a bong and a dong? Puff some weed and taste some seed? Smoke an ounce and time to pounce?

Oh the accuracy…

Good morning everybody! ☕️ Hope everyone is off to a great weekend!

Just saw I got blocked by someone…to that someone, if I said something that offended, you have my apologies. I don’t recall doing so, but I wish you well all the same!

In a more civilized time, we’d have mini drones piloted by cats and dogs that could be dispatched at a moments notice to anyone with a case of the sads.

Forever cursed with all the sexy and none of the sex

Instead of tearing people down, try building them up… And then run electric currents through them until they come to life and get misunderstood by the townsfolk and run out of town with fire and pitchforks.

No, no, baby…don’t come undone yet…I still have to slide this into the back door… -People, bringing Christmas trees home in the next few weeks.