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man i wish social media had been heavily regulated like 10 years ago the world would be such a drastically better place

the lion crosses where he wants and is not concerned with the guy in a car screaming at him that hes a son of a bitch for being 3 meters away from the zebra crossing

i was gonna complain for the nth time about how metrovalencia sucks and tokyo's transport is infinitely better etc etc but then i remembered that metrovalencia has been free for me since 2022. so honestly its all good. in tokyo you can pay with a lil penguin but theres no better mascot than Free

fucking hate to admit that right now im probably the most insecure i've felt about my own music for the past 4 years, but i know it will get better, so i will keep working on it and if it doesn't get better, i will hijack a nuclear plant and cause many, many problems to the international community

yesterday at work i was fixing some mixing desk thing and then suddently a coworker jokes "you really know everything huh" i saw it. my life flashed before my eyes. i got ready. the crowd of 4 clueless 50 year olds then heard me say what i said next. and it felt nice. shoutouts to her

on average i see a cool girl on the street every 5 days or so, i wonder if for any of them that ive seen at least one has seen me and thought "brother lowkey has that shit on"

putting minors DNI the day i finally learn how to write a song in major (probably never)

as much as my friends joke about my gender, man being a girl would fucking suck because needing to add like 15-40min of time before i go out to put on makeup sounds like torture

el español es un idioma muy bonito pero no hay ninguna expresión en el que compita con lo bonito que suena "wire fraud" okay mentira, fraude fiscal suena como música a mis oidos. supongo que el español y el inglés son equiparables

if i ever become rich i will kidnap liza eris and david against their will, fly them to some remote area in the alps and the four of us we will write a banger essay book about the ralentization of culture and the decoupling between economic output and material conditions and how this affects art

yes i like dialogue+. yes i shower. we exist

they took down tdf - culture, the whole album, from spotify and Man I need it BACK its extremely important that at least one song from there goes to the Official White Boy Summer 2025 playlist

streets say -ko names are back. i have no data on this and i will do no research about it. but i feel the culture shift. im seeing it

daily affirmations: today i will get back from work and have enough energy to play age of empires

rick beato is a loud boomer charlatan a lot of times but its undeniable he has a lot of great interviews and cool videos about chords and stuff. lord giveth lord taketh away

may 5th. im starting to use the AC a bit. is this what i think it is? is it a #whiteboysummer approaching?

treating music seriously has some ramifications i didnt expect. my mom is 61. she shouldnt know who mameyudoufu is

ive forgotten to post so much in here at this point we will never reach the follower milestone to display my asshole in full detail. oh well. not my fault

instagram is what most people use, but half of the posts are shitty ads bluesky has the best format but theres barely anybody, and people are boring and preachy on it twitter is the most entertaining but its dwindling every day what do

sample anything and everything in life

we're like what, ten years into 80s nostalgia in mainstream music? and barely any slap bass. a complete and utter failiure, a disgrace to the world

drank so much caffeine this afertnoon middle of the night looking at import data. heard they're halting japanese futures trading. i hope to see the line go down like crazy tomorrow. 3pm european i will be there in google dot com searching for s&p500 and i want to see red. just to see how it feels.

my friends are pressuring me to post my #ethicalgoons in here what kind of fucking bullying is this its 2:30am

ive spent the last 6 hours talking uninterruptedly with friends both irl and url wich made me remember that one time i was at liza's house and we sat and didnt move whatsoever for 8 hours just talking about random shit. this is what life is all about. its just talk. it really is just talk

ive always struggled with relative pitch, so the other day while on call midas went like "dude, check out this crazy chord, try to guess it" i said "i think its... Eb augmented over C#?" and he went "ha! no, its... wait youre actually right" it made me really happy

today at work they HANGED ME by CABLES with a HARNESS and i had to SAVE MYSELF with ROPES. I learned a lot. It was actually pretty fun!

my favorite trope in media is tall blonde lady who is incredibly powerful and can bend reality at will but is ultimately kinda lazy

i should be playing final fantasy VII remake but instead im just pondering about life. the meaning of music. doordash burrito backed securities. how china will uplift loserdom archetypes via the party spirit. wolf warriorism. creating a substack. i think aerith is cooler than tifa. but both are cool

kind of unrelated, thank you extremely to the bunch of people who've bought my whole discog in bandcamp. i dont know what drove all of you to do it this past month or so, but i'll be forever grateful. i hope i can do more to please your ears, and that's also a reason to get better at it

i don't plan on ever stopping, but if anything were to happen to me, at least i'm happy i was able to make sleep state and no path forward. very far from being perfect songs, they do what i wish the genre did, at an absurd loudness, while somehow sounding good

enough time has passed

don't let kanye see this

stop trying to make "we're gonna swisstransfer your assets" a thing

nature is beautiful 💚

btw the new carti is ass. in case nobody expected it. good ideas but terrible execution. mostly boring. has some of the worst mixed songs ive heard, straight up ever, let alone a mainstream artist. but some songs are nice

dude thank you random danny brown video that appeared on my timeline yesterday, bcs now i know about lucy bedroque and thanks to that all my friends know now too. we're all collectively losing it

it may seem uncharacteristic from my usual bullshit posting here but if you're seeing this please read this article. crazy. incredible. absolute cinema. 10/10 no notes abundance.maria-alvarez.com/p/the-malais...

only 36 away from something. you know what it is.

the terror that im putting my japanese friends and colleagues on by translating shit in deepl and sending them the most asinine, gramatically incorrect bullshit, and too bad for them because not only i do not plan on stopping its about to become worse

the terror

i tried to come up with like 3 tweets in front of djeb showing them my screen i think i'm gonna skin myself alive

dash, the robot in all of my cover art and my avatar is in reality a self insert of myself except this is not true because in reality she's just a dubstep themed version of yotsugi ononoki

reached the "thank god you're here today" phase at work. terrible fortune

www.youtube.com/watch?v=mBxs... www.youtube.com/watch?v=sHn7... these are today's songs. im obsessed with both lol. crazy stuff

that aside, i have like 5 good songs in the works right now. naturally, today i'm starting a 6th one

about the gender divide in politics, after the wake of german elections, south korea, etc etc... it's basically what i wrote here. But, with equal material conditions, women skew more to the left because feminism actually brings real and tangible benefit, social and economic, to people's lives