It’s a good thing 🍊doesn’t understand satire. www.cbc.ca/player/play/...

Been watching Mr. Robot. It’s got 2 settings: brooding and grisly Tarantino-esque super violence.

I love this so much but there’s something about this statue that I can’t quite put my finger on.

Every day now: News item: President Tr*mp unlawfully [name a thing]

Yeah, I guess you could say I’m a bit of a ‘Disney adult’ (I met my twin sister my divorced parents hid from me my entire life at a sleep away summer camp.)

Finally! A store that sells something I actually need

POV: me opening up the NYT Games app as I wake up in the morning [to the tune of Head Games by Foreigner] 🎶 “Word games…. That’s all I ever do… word games… I can’t take it anymore…” 🎵

I think I invented a new drink that’s a cross between a Soixante quinze (a.k.a. French 75) and a Hugo spritz. It’s basically the French 75 stuff with mint leaves muddled in. Help me think of a name for it. Maybe Victor Hugo spritz?

Life musings, part 4,108: There’s a saying: “when the wind changes, adjust your sails.” What they don’t tell you is that adjusting the sails involves pulling on a rope that is really hard to pull depending on how hard the wind is blowing…. (1/2)

Clippy, y’all. youtu.be/2_Dtmpe9qaQ?...

Ok, this season of The Americans has really gone off the rails.

I keep hearing this controversy about whether the new pope is a Cubs fan or a White Sox fan. Doesn’t it make more sense for the pope to be a Cardinals fan?

May the Fourth be with you youtu.be/KQ76-WiFTlo?...

Old and busted: “Let them eat cake.” New hotness: “Let them eat not as much cake.”

Hey… how you living?

Ok, this is EXACTLY how I imagine 🍊 saying “Vladimir, stooop iiit.” LOL youtube.com/shorts/2Zvb9...

From those woke commie pinko liberals at *checks notes*… The Economist? Yikes!

Follow-up. What is Carambar? It’s a candy sold in France. It comes in caramel and fruit-flavored varieties. The fruit flavored ones are chewy, like Starburst. They have French jokes printed on the inside of the wrappers. It’s not the most awesome candy, though it’s not bad…. (1/2)

Learning French with Carambar wrapper jokes, Part 1: Q: Que faut-il faire quand on a le cafard? Réponse: Acheter de l’insecticide. “Avoir le cafard” means “to be depressed.” “Cafard” also means “cockroach.” I know this is a play on words, but if you interpret it wrong, this could be pretty dark 🙂

The thing about it is, if you are against innocent people who are here legally being disappeared without due process or recourse to a torture prison in El Salvador, people on the right will say that you hate America and love crime and gangs. Why are you people like this?

This reminds me that when I was a little girl, I got a pet chick as a gift for Easter one year. We made a pen for it out of chicken wire in the backyard. It eventually got loose from the pen and ran away, don’t know what happened to it. It was an even shittier pet than Archer’s lemur.

That’s ok, I didn’t think I could retire anyway.

299 character limit? Well….

Happy Trans Day of Visibility! I have no cute art or anything, just a fervent wish for all of you to be healthy, happy, and loved in your life.

Even 🍊’s supporters should be angry about this, right? They’re always saying immigrants have to come legally, they have to do it “the right way.” 🍊 is deporting LEGAL immigrants who are doing it “the right way”! Y’know… unless their dislike for immigrants was never really about that.

Happy Ides of March!

Stealing from this person who stolen this. Whatever, it’s funny.

Sometimes I’m glad I know other languages. You won’t find this kind of clarity in US media. “🍊 abruptly freezes military aid to bend Volodymyr Zelensky to his will.” And no, you cannot get me to type that person’s name.

🎶Call it what you want Eh eh eh call it what you want….🎵

Jesus Christ. America is doing this on your behalf and mine. It’s absolutely, objectively wrong.

My Bluesky timeline be like: Oh, God Oh, God What the fuck Good lord What in the actual fuck OH LOOKIT A PUPPYYYYY Oh, God Ew What? AAAAAWWWW LOOK AT THE KITTY!!!! Oh, God What the f*ck is happening No, not a Severance spoiler! Oh, God

Grim prediction: America is getting 9/11’ed again. And think about back in 2001. There are even fewer adults in the room this time.

Sharing for signal boost

I hope someone sees this post, because I need to talk. What the HECK is going on on LinkedIn right now?!?! I go in and look at some of the posts… some with completely unhinged political ranting and personal insults. Do these people have jobs or hoping to get jobs? Like…. HOW?

First of all, it’s Colombia….

Nunca pensé….. youtube.com/shorts/I6U9L...

Tariffs on coffee are very detrimental to someone of my persuasion.

(1/2) I made this bread pudding out of a stale croissant. Didn’t use a recipe. I soaked some dried cranberries and dried apricots (chopped) in rum (for a little bit, would have been longer if I’d planned) and added that rum to the soak. Soak had cream, vanilla, eggs, & brown sugar.

Random confessions #1: I am deathly afraid to apply eye liner to my water line.

Take 2: Being antifascist AND having empathy should not be even remotely controversial.

Bluesky be like… Seriously, I don’t know any of you people. 🤷‍♀️

Being antifascist shouldn’t be even remotely controversial.

Rapid Unscheduled Disassembly is the name of my Nine Inch Nails ska cover band.

The Gore Vidal of PornHub The William F Buckley of OnlyFans The Marcel Proust of Brazzers The John Locke of xHamster

This is Cleo. She’s the best coworker because she’s adorable and doesn’t try to make small talk. She does occasionally show my boss the cat butt on video calls 😕

Hot take: Lynyrd Skynyrd was better than Led Zeppelin. Change my mind.

Legalize marinara!

¡Feliz día de reyes! En Puerto Rico tendría el día libre. En los Estados Unidos, p’al trabajo. 😭 En PR tampoco habrían como 2 pies de nieve. Coñooo no tengo lechón y me estoy congelando.

We’re getting close to the portion of the program where everyone is an expert on faithless electors. It’s a pipe dream, and it’s not gonna happen. Sorry. And to clarify, I’m not saying this because I want the orange shitgibbon back. I’m saying it because