if you celebrates this you're a piece of shit. this has happened to basically every indie company since 2024 no matter how successful and the remnants of ZA/UM had everything against them btw contrary to a certain narrative there were plenty of people still at ZA/UM who worked on DE

I'm just a simple low-level intelligence loser who repeatedly had to swat down TRSS salespeople and their mega MAGA vibes

I have my mixed feelings on the new Onion like everybody does but Edi Patterson as Tim Heidecker's ex-wife justifies every decision they've ever made up to this point

this doesn't sound big but these people do NOT leak. most are roided-up Trump guys anyhow. there has to be an avalanche of shit happening in the background to get them this mad

can we get a blocklist going for peanuts AI slop

this is clearly the closest they can get to a divorce

this could apply to 90% of the women I've ever met, what even is this? people have to stop saying "AuDHD" when they mean "quirks so common they're barely quirks"

the idiot kids who thought platner was their ticket to the WH need to be out of politics for life. not consultants, not "research", not anything. they are starfuckers by proxy and it's poison to any real accomplishments

these people are in their 20s

zero objections but I'm dying to know what a "hillbilly loaf" is

a thousand things I don't love about this era and one is how many men feel comfortable coming out as pro-rape shitheels

ken klippenstein needs to apologize and then shut the fuck up forever

I know an anime protagonist when I see one

feels less like satire and more like a dispatch from 2028, when all of us are Karen

mallory mcmorrow fire lis smith and whoever did your hair extensions, not necessarily in that order

the Democratic party under the Pelosi-Hoyer-Clyburn triumvirate became a parking lot for the career of ideological middle managers waiting for the person ahead of them in line to die or be promoted.

this reads like a 30 Rock pitch. sharia on campus??

do you know how much you have to suck to be an embarrassment to the "respectable natsec community" right now

taylor lorenz's quest to become a sickfluencer/social media's utmost authority on disability cooked her brain worse than an 80-degree apartment

who are they gonna cast as the lead of the ornamental gourd futures movie

the vast majority of foods, "non-natural" or otherwise, would look like this when separated. we can do better than MAHA horseshit

go on reddit for ten seconds and you will discover millions of bored suburbanites injecting themselves with peptides you've never heard of

the pitt is the most openly progressive show that just can't stop cutting parts for women of color. justice for javadi

the annoying thing about this is even trying to point out how much gender is going on here is apparently female-coded to these types. it's like the mental equivalent of antibiotic-resistant gonorrhea

the guy with trash housing policy takes that are totally ignorant of city life has other trash takes about city life? never saw it coming

imo we can be leftists without making shit up

if you've ever dealt with someone deep in the throes of denial about their substance abuse this will be unsettlingly familiar

even if graham platner was squeaky-clean, the absolute shitshow of his campaign and staff would be an enormous red flag people need to pivot from "well we have to vote for him anyway" discourse to "how did this happen and how do we make sure it doesn't happen again"

I just now realized that the hackers put an adultfriendfinder link in my bio. guys I am almost 40, I have neither the time nor the energy for an affair

every single new graham platner story is like a giant sign that says YOU CANNOT TRUST THIS FUCKING GUY and people go "hm not sure what to make of it, could mean anything really"

honestly more disturbed by bullying a girl for being fat. the misogyny is bone-deep with this one

wish I could say I said something spicy enough to get suspended but I just got hacked by the Russians apparently

Widow's Bay is the first Matthew Rhys project in years that's fully worthy of him

you can't be saying that TME baby

thinking of every cool indie company under Private Division that got obliterated for this shit and having to breathe into a paper bag

you'll never guess how the Ivanka Trump foot fetishist describes sexual assault

a million flashing red lights in here, not least that DNC members are leaking to the fucking Bulwark

really tired of AppleTV's "fucking refuse to market anything" strategy because Widow's Bay is the kind of thing I should've known about immediately. a Matthew Rhys vehicle with Stephen Root? Dale Dickey? TIM BALTZ?

christ I don't even know cassie but all I see is real pieces of shit harassing her for not coping with rape in a way they approve of and it's got to be real bad if a random stranger mid insomnia-scrolling can see it

the non-Nazi problems with Platner are that he has no resume, he lied so much about the tattoo that he clearly thinks voters are morons, and there's no reason to believe he won't cozy up with the first industry donor that offers him a billion dollars

everybody's dunking on this guy but are you people really hanging out without your spouse that much? is it that weird for a wife to not want her husband to be watching a movie with some other lady?

I was already leaning toward plant because it felt way too much like one of those Cool Guy OWNS Woke Lib-style Facebook posts but hearing that he has more than one of these? can't possibly be real

if Ken Martin can't manage to stop oozing with contempt for his voters could he at least try not to come off as an alien in somebody's skin suit

the state of the culture is fashion redditors looking at dresses worn by Pete Hegseth's wife and saying "yeah she's definitely being abused"

I caught heat for suggesting that the lady who lies about everything including her literal birth year was maybe not trustworthy when it came to her medical history but there is jut no reason to ever believe a word out of her mouth

"he might be stealing accounts but he is who he says he is, trust me" from the same lady that brought you "hand over your bank account to strangers, it'll be fine"

rather than smugly going "well only Congress can withdraw us from NATO!" maybe instead think about what he might realistically do to end NATO cooperation without a formal withdrawal

this nice middle-aged lady sadly saying "it's giving war crime" needs to go in a time capsule

"would you calm down, he's not going to use a nuke" A) there are plenty of other ways to inflict apocalyptic damage B) if you are not in or around the borders or surrounding areas of places being targeted you need to shut the fuck up

why are 75% posts in the fine dining subreddit Japanese restaurants. like I'm not against it but is that all there is