I don't think you're ready for this jelly.

The Beast is in here living her Best Side Story.

Teaching my gentile husband that the frustration that comes from trying to light a full menorah with fragile generic candles is all part of the Jewish Experience. "This is worse than building Ikea furniture." Happy eighth night and Happy Winter Solstice.

The Beast enjoys adding a little DRAMA to her naps.

Pigeonfest!

Pepo Dismal.

Iris picked up, chewed on, and spit out a human tooth from the sidewalk outside my apartment. I ❤️ New York.

Falconry outing in PA.

Signs of spring in Manhattan (feat. Mystery Hole).

GW Bridge all lit up for Presidents' Day.

Suffice to say, she didn't LOVE the South.