put my balls in your mouth like i’m alvin you’re the chipmunk

i need me a buxom maid to shake me up like a piggy bank and dangle me like a chandelier as my caseify wallets fall out of my pockets like hard rocks

still looking for a caring goth gf with the prostate the size of a bowling ball

merry christmas i cant wait to see santa dunk himself into my XXL stockings

i cant resist mayonnaise i must dig with spoon mouth now…

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top right is the physical embodiment of my mental state as i wake up at 5 am to go to work

i cant wear thongs my monkey can't handle the pressure

If YOU can't make that ass clap like a round of applause, I don't know what will.

just spent $21 for a beer, half a lap dance, and a fist in my god-given mouth

i lowk wrote the note woops!

boy fucker donald comes home to boy preggo biden for his seventh raw fucking of the week

gta 5 loading screen girl inflation rule 34 beach bikini girl hot sexy

walter be like jesse wheres the other one where are they jesse: its pronouns yo

autistic kid tries joining the dream blunt rotation but brings his mom to the stoner cave, but mom lowk hit that shit different so dream blunt rotation fw him

so many stacks i thought it was discord

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just exhumed several macroparticles of fart on my bus seat to warm it up for this nice old lady

new video soon

scientists still trying to figure out the tip of a butthole

TYLER IS TOURING IN MY AREA aand its all over my screen

i love my friends and their mothers

parapalegic polio-survivor said he’d fuck me up, this is why i quit being ableist too many sweats

one meal a day and im a beef fucker

tyler drop got me a zimbabwean citizenship

when i get sent to the pearly gates i pray

high as hell i turn on fnf and let it bip bop bap me

just made a lever, shit a handle