mars sir catsalot
@marstheog.bsky.social
📤 31
📥 47
📝 31
hi im mars my favourite colour is orange and i have a fish and my mom said she doesn't like you
put my balls in your mouth like i’m alvin you’re the chipmunk
10 months ago
0
0
0
i need me a buxom maid to shake me up like a piggy bank and dangle me like a chandelier as my caseify wallets fall out of my pockets like hard rocks
12 months ago
0
1
0
still looking for a caring goth gf with the prostate the size of a bowling ball
12 months ago
0
1
0
merry christmas i cant wait to see santa dunk himself into my XXL stockings
12 months ago
0
1
0
i cant resist mayonnaise i must dig with spoon mouth now…
12 months ago
0
1
0
POv:
add a skeleton here at some point
about 1 year ago
0
0
0
top right is the physical embodiment of my mental state as i wake up at 5 am to go to work
add a skeleton here at some point
about 1 year ago
0
1
0
i cant wear thongs my monkey can't handle the pressure
about 1 year ago
0
3
1
If YOU can't make that ass clap like a round of applause, I don't know what will.
about 1 year ago
0
2
0
just spent $21 for a beer, half a lap dance, and a fist in my god-given mouth
about 1 year ago
0
0
0
i lowk wrote the note woops!
add a skeleton here at some point
about 1 year ago
0
1
0
boy fucker donald comes home to boy preggo biden for his seventh raw fucking of the week
about 1 year ago
0
1
0
gta 5 loading screen girl inflation rule 34 beach bikini girl hot sexy
about 1 year ago
2
2
0
walter be like jesse wheres the other one where are they jesse: its pronouns yo
about 1 year ago
0
1
1
autistic kid tries joining the dream blunt rotation but brings his mom to the stoner cave, but mom lowk hit that shit different so dream blunt rotation fw him
about 1 year ago
0
4
1
so many stacks i thought it was discord
about 1 year ago
0
0
0
Like and Repost For A DUMPY HOUR CHECK !!! Make Sure To Also Head to The Bio to Buy A FREE $20 DUMP MACHINE That Makes Your OWN Dumps !! BUY ONE GET IT FREE I AM THE ANGRY DUMP MAN
about 1 year ago
0
0
0
just exhumed several macroparticles of fart on my bus seat to warm it up for this nice old lady
about 1 year ago
1
0
0
reposted by
mars sir catsalot
LiterallyXP
about 1 year ago
new video soon
1
5
2
scientists still trying to figure out the tip of a butthole
about 1 year ago
0
1
0
TYLER IS TOURING IN MY AREA aand its all over my screen
about 1 year ago
0
2
1
i love my friends and their mothers
about 1 year ago
1
2
0
parapalegic polio-survivor said he’d fuck me up, this is why i quit being ableist too many sweats
about 1 year ago
1
1
0
one meal a day and im a beef fucker
about 1 year ago
0
3
1
tyler drop got me a zimbabwean citizenship
about 1 year ago
0
1
0
when i get sent to the pearly gates i pray
about 1 year ago
0
2
0
high as hell i turn on fnf and let it bip bop bap me
about 1 year ago
1
5
1
just made a lever, shit a handle
about 1 year ago
0
4
0
you reached the end!!
feeds!
log in