looking forward to Trump's "I am not a pedo" speech to the American people

I fully expect the GOP and their enablers in the media to start talking about how it's not really pedophilia if the victim is a teenager

lotta people who damn well knew are going to be whining " but I didn't know "

Neil Young should record a song called young man that's addressed to the 24-year-old Neil Young who wrote old man

"we've rigged the game to make ourselves winners, but you all really should admire us"-billionaires

leave your debit card at a restaurant achievement unlocked (repeatable)

@warren.senate.gov @markey.senate.gov not a dime from me, not a minute on the phone, not a single door knocked, until you demand @schumer.senate.gov resign

@democrats.senate.gov why would anyone ever trust you again

there's a reason we still say the only Kings allowed in America are BB and Burger

King pisses on everyone Trump shat on, back in October

*shoves firehose into vein*

Let me get this right… a sufficient number Senate Democrats appear to be willing to reopen government to alleviate air travel for upper & upper-middle income people at the expense of access to healthcare for lower income people. Yes?

they sold us all out but at least they've guaranteed the government will remain open until (check notes) February 1st

any democrat voting to end this shutdown without gaining a goddamned thing to show for it — despite holding the leverage and public sentiment — needs to be rendered politically obsolete

I will not give the Democratic party a red cent or a minute of my volunteer time as long as Chuck Schumer is in charge

they betrayed us all for a pat on the fucking head

when they say well at least we made our point I hope some enterprising journalists will ask them what point that was

white feather caucus running the Democratic Party

best thing about this surrender is when people's ACA premiums skyrocket they will blame Democrats instead of republicans?

"fight for us so we can surrender for you" is a hell of a mantra to run a party on

music educators I know your heart is in the right place but french horn isn't an instrument you just give to a kid and say "take it home and look at it, see if you can figure it out"

if as rumored Senate Dems give up in exchange for nothing they will be once again telling millions of loyal and activist Democrats to go fuck themselves

Schumer should legislate as if his career is over and this is his last few years in office. Because, face it, it is

modern proverb: as reliable as the ziplock on a package of tortillas (i.e., not at all)

"AI" is the chicken mcnugget of information. it can do for a quick fix. but you would not serve it to a friend, or pass it off as your own

Qu'ils mangent de la brioche I suppose www.cnn.com/2025/11/08/t...

I was there, when the music of Toby Fox entered the classical repertoire

seems like kind of a flaw in our constitutional system that one party can take control of a chamber of Congress and then effectively abolish itself

not looking forward to that uncomfortable conversation with your relatives over Thanksgiving? by making it impossible to travel, Trump's got you covered

Republicans are going to reject Schumer's pathetically low ball offer anyhow

in the years to come people will try desperately to convince us that this is a trumpian aberration. but this is just Republican governance and what they have worked for a generation to achieve

They are trying to take away our healthcare, restrict our movement by cutting air travel, take away our food, ban our books, gut our schools, and disappear our neighbors. Groceries prices are not going down. Gas prices are not going to down. He is a monstrous evildoer. He is a vile creature.

Subway execs: boys I think we found our new Jared

the sandwich guy cookbook is going to be great

I don't think the Court gives a squirt o' piss what Mike Johnson thinks

it's just one election so let's not get ahead of ourselves but Trump's stranglehold on the Republican party is predicated on the belief he can deliver elections. if he can't do that....

pundits are desperate to save their best boy, and the strategy they use is to declare made-up lanes, so socialists have to go against Trump in one lane and centrists in another. but it's all a great big fiction. You can go against Trump from the center or the left, or even the right at this point

Terrible for Temu Wolverine, but pretty good for most Americans

one of the reasons I tend to support younger candidates is that it takes enormous endurance and boundless energy to go out and meet all the voters you need to meet in order to win

I hope he is acquitted on the charge of assault with a breadly weapon

if the election goes your way you get one day to celebrate. If it doesn't, you get one day to cry under the covers. Then it's back to work

the reason musicians say I play in a band rather than I work in a band is that work, by definition, means getting paid

Hope Mamdani enjoys today because it is probably the most popular and beloved he will ever be (not a dig against him just how politics works)

my favorite great replacement theory is the one where we replace all Boomer politicians with millennials

according to the almighty pundits we should now be experiencing a massive wave of people leaving the Democratic party because they can't stand the fact we won some elections

guys I think Schumer is now ready to endorse Mamdani

if you are spending any mental effort whatsoever either eulogizing Cheney or cursing him, it's more than he deserves from you

that ice officer is lucky it happened in DC and not LA, where they go animal style

if the people quoted in this piece were actually representative of the Democratic Party, that party would not deserve to exist

Dick Cheney died?