if you dont know hexadecimal i feel bad for you son i got 9D9 problems thats 2521

You know who doesn't work for free? People who are good at their jobs.

this was not very Baja blast of you my guy

This sounds like an opening of a “To Catch a Predator” segment. www.nytimes.com/2026/05/19/w...

Police are responding to reports of an active shooter at the Islamic Center of San Diego. https://cnn.it/4wsDfYW

As family homelessness hits record highs, school districts are offering parking lots as safe sites for students and their families to sleep at night

look i catastrophize and imagine worst case scenarios all the time but i recognize that's my own issue to deal with and don't make it everyone else's problem

NEW: Secret Handshake installed working arcade games called Operation Epic Furious: Strait to Hell at the DC War Memorial. The game features "furious tweet battles against Iranian schoolgirls, low-flow shower heads, and other threats to American freedom like DEI and The Pope..."

I don’t think Americans with hypertension and various other treatable conditions deserve to die. Sorry to get so partisan, but that’s how I feel.

IT’S STAR WARS DAY SO YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS

Americans feel worse off financially than at any point in 25 years, Gallup finds www.axios.com/2026/04/28/t...

This is a cold civil war. There is no more territory to expand as a release valve, there’s no Kansas-Nebraska Acts and more Indians to force onto reservations; the only frontiers are inward and slave power is forcing its hand to tilt the scales while it still can.

grew up hearing people bitch about "welfare queens buyin' steak dinners with the EBT card" and honestly I know people *right now* using EBT cards, they'd LOVE to be able to buy hot prepared foods and it would be a serious improvement for them, even/especially healthwise

I am going to be a massive humorless asshole about woo-woo shit, no matter how seemingly harmless, for the rest of my life due to this. astrology, homeopathic medicine, etc etc it's all bullshit and it's not fucking harmless. there are people who will die due to this who would have otherwise lived.

Such is the march of progress that the sort of humiliating strategic defeat it used to require 5 Presidents to manufacture, now takes only 1. Truly historic, Sir.

Read to the end for the part where Pope Leo says the Vatican has been targeted by foreign intelligence blackmail operations

I don’t do employment stuff, is it good if the CEO tells you that the founder of the company is jacking off to you?

Happy 4/20 everyone I am sorry to inform you that this appears to be real

The U.S. Department of Homeland Security is using official press releases to message that Westerners (they mean white people) are superior to people from the Global South (they mean non-white people). This is a dangerous, backwards position for our government to take. /also, "murdered .. to death"?

Is he bragging about a spike in terrorist attack plots?

My painting SEA PINKS

checking in on the Trump's pre-speech playlist

To whoever stole my dictionary... I have no words.

"You're just voluntarily complying with this whimsical cosplay" -- holy shit, Tim Kaine is *demolishing* Russ Vought

reading through this, I have no idea how OpenAI doesn't go under within two years. they should be sued past extinction, into reparations

If you're wondering how the blockade is landing, this has been making its way around the naval nerds today

Host: In a major shift, Cook Political Report has now moved 4 Senate seats toward the Democrats (NC,GA, OH, NE). That's on top of 5 House races that Cook Political moved leftward just last week, all partly due to Trump's unpopular war in Iran that sent gas prices skyrocketing.

Yes! Why don't the "serious Catholics" in the administration sit down and explain to the pope why preemptive strikes on civilian infrastructure are good actually?

Going back in time to tell 2015 me that Trump will get elected which brings about a new plague and then he'll get re-elected for a second term after attempting to overthrow the government and his biggest political foe in 2026 is the Pope who is from Chicago

Cardinal Cupich: "We're dehumanizing the victims of war by turning the suffering of people & killing of children & our own soldiers into entertainment. To splice together movie cuts w/ actual bombings & targeting of people for purposes of entertainment is sickening. This is not who we are."

Uh, whoa: *Sean Feucht* — a conservative and controversial Christian activist who has long been a part of the broader MAGA religious coalition and lead worship music at the White House — comes out against the image Trump posted. This…is rare.

we should send more guys to the moon. i love the vibe when we send guys to the moon.

Building on FDR’s legacy of pissing off the money guys enough to trigger an attempted capital coup

Is this the drunkest looking a person has ever been in a still photo?

Trump: open the Straits Iran: no Trump: you are totally destroyed we won Iran: we’re good Trump: we don’t need the damn Straits Iran: ok cool Trump: someone help World: new phone who dis Trump: the Straits will open themselves Iran: lol no Trump: we will blockade the Straits Iran: um ok thanks

"What can Democrats do?" When the South Korean president attempted to declare martial law, South Korean lawmakers literally fought through tanks and military forces and climbed fences to get into their Parliament building to stop him. So, you know, that.

And here’s the eclipse photo from Artemis II. I am in tears.

The Garden of Earthly Delights (detail), by Hieronymus Bosch, 1480-1505, 📸 by @alexbrandon

Eleanor Roosevelt’s gun permit (which she got it around the time the klan put a $25k bounty on her head). What a vibe

Look at how everybody seems to be enjoying their lives, and now contrast it to today. Our country has been ruined.

Trump can’t even slowly die right

How Chris LaNeve came to be Hegseth’s military assistant and then VCSA (and now acting CSA even he isn’t picked as George’s successor) “LaNeve got Trump’s attention in the hours after his inauguration, when LaNeve called into the Commander in Chief’s Ball with his troops from South Korea.”

The New York Times really needs to, I believe the polite term is, sunsetted.