Dog walking. It’s not all about Cooper posing at sunset. Sometimes you’ve got to put the graft in…😀

Urghhh. Sounds crap out there. 🌧️🌧️🌧️

Well I was up at 5am this morning. I think my body is just conditioned to it. Won’t be so bad in another month or so, I can get out with pooch or on the Vespa or push iron. But this morning as it was so crap and dark, ended up cleaning the oven at 5:30 am 😀👍

We’re having our bi-annual legionnaires inspection today. I’ve just spent two hours walking round the building with someone like this fella, and we’re not even halfway through yet. 😩😩

Evri lost my parcel and admitted it yesterday. Contacted Sports Direct, they sent out a new pair of work trainees via DPD. And here we are..Due today. I declare Evri officially shit. 👍

Bands are not like this anymore… (Saw them at Stairways Birkenhead)

Bands are not like this anymore..

It’s a bit chilly out there this morning with that biting wind, but the warm water pipes are doing a wonderful job warming my pins up…😀👍

I can order three parcels on Monday. One from England, one from Southern France, and one from Portugal. Portugal and France both delivered. Guess which one is left? Fuck off Evri…

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Ace walk that…

East to West….😀👍

On a crap day like this..

Orange Balloon : I’ll invade Greenland maybe with force or impose massive tariffs if I don’t get it. Europe’s heads collectively fall off. OB : OK allow us to build a few bases and all this will go away…Phew sighs Europe. Yep that’s fine. Great says OB, I’m off home then. See ya…Played!!

Uno vermu por favor…

They’re gearing up for the all day festival starting at midnight!! 😀

Donostia…

Part cinco…

Part cuatro…

Part tres..

Part dos….

The last two weekends I’ve be been doing mostly this…

Still bellends setting fireworks off. It’s been a fucking week of it. Poor Cooper is frantic again.

Be rude not to on a day like this…

Morning. Today will consist of chilled music accompanied by a bacon batch, gardening, Vespa ride, beers. 👍

I left checking the cow radar a bit late. Surrounded!!

Is not finished yet, but it was meant to be inclusive and sympathetic to the local dune environment, instead they’ve turned it into a cheaply turfed Tellytubby landscape!!

Another one bites the dust…

Morning. Just been informed bro in law and his partner are splitting up at 60 years old! There been together near on 30 years. No sign of it coming from our end.. Starting again at 60 Jesus!! 😳

Turned out nice 😎👍

Morning. Just gone on a pre sale for Sammy Hagar and chums show at AO Arena Manc. It’s a bit of Van Halen nostalgia, the band sound great so I thought OK. The ticket prices were £85 to £133. The fella is worth £100 million after selling his tequila business. He can fuck right off with those prices.

They’re back. Cooper knows they are, but nothing gets in the way of his jumping!!

Just at the Jim Moir (Vic Reeves) Birds art exhibition at Lever Gallery Port Sunlight. Of course I’ve been totalling up the number of sold pieces on show. So far £107,000. Not bad work. 😀👍

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I need a broken tooth taking out right at the back. I’ve not had a tooth out since they used gas to knock you out. Anyways, it was meant to be on Monday, but I’ve just bottled it and put it off until March 26. 😀👍

Morning. This Winter, leaving work for 5:40 will be greatly enhanced by the fact I will be able to jump into a warm car as the outside temperatures plummet, due to this handy, but nesh inducing, bit of technology ..

I’m at the hozzy for nothing for you lot to worry about. The rather lovely nurse asked me my height, I thought it was 6ft 1”. She said you’re actually just off 6ft 2”. Oh at least I’m not shrinking like normal when you get old I quipped. Oh how we both chortled.

I’m going to take pooch for an evening stroll. Then I’m going to come home and make a fried egg sandwich with brown sauce , and no one can stop me because there’s no one in! 👍😀🕺

Train Choon.. Instant Agony the Motörhead years… open.spotify.com/track/64Ac5C...

Train Choon… open.spotify.com/track/04bpFg...

Train Choon … I’ve discovered Curtis Harding and he’s ace. 👍😀 open.spotify.com/track/2XdOed...

Morning. Easing into the weekend with tunes and espresso doble…

Yes. That’s one of the cunts who won’t get to see the Open, or play on their new, illegally stolen from the public driving range!

Oooh, after the ASS January beano to Almeria was thrown into turmoil due to the debacle of flight cancellations, we’ve grabbed El Toro by the horns gone Basque and booked Bilbao. With a day trip to San Sebastián and a day to watch Racing Santander thrown in if all goes to plan. Eskerrik Asko..

Viernes…

The regular Summer 9pm-10pm adult swimmers are very thin on the ground now the dark nights are kicking in…👍😀

Oh God, I return to the Brittas Empire for a 9 hour late shift this afternoon. The good news though is, as my shift pattern falls, I’m only on for today and tomorrow then off for three days. 😀👍

Back on the family patch. He just needs a bath he bloody stinks of the countryside!!

Yeah, he’s on his way home. I’ve missed the old fella!! 👍😀