Still bellends setting fireworks off. It’s been a fucking week of it. Poor Cooper is frantic again.

Be rude not to on a day like this…

Morning. Today will consist of chilled music accompanied by a bacon batch, gardening, Vespa ride, beers. 👍

I left checking the cow radar a bit late. Surrounded!!

Is not finished yet, but it was meant to be inclusive and sympathetic to the local dune environment, instead they’ve turned it into a cheaply turfed Tellytubby landscape!!

Another one bites the dust…

Morning. Just been informed bro in law and his partner are splitting up at 60 years old! There been together near on 30 years. No sign of it coming from our end.. Starting again at 60 Jesus!! 😳

Turned out nice 😎👍

Morning. Just gone on a pre sale for Sammy Hagar and chums show at AO Arena Manc. It’s a bit of Van Halen nostalgia, the band sound great so I thought OK. The ticket prices were £85 to £133. The fella is worth £100 million after selling his tequila business. He can fuck right off with those prices.

They’re back. Cooper knows they are, but nothing gets in the way of his jumping!!

Just at the Jim Moir (Vic Reeves) Birds art exhibition at Lever Gallery Port Sunlight. Of course I’ve been totalling up the number of sold pieces on show. So far £107,000. Not bad work. 😀👍

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I need a broken tooth taking out right at the back. I’ve not had a tooth out since they used gas to knock you out. Anyways, it was meant to be on Monday, but I’ve just bottled it and put it off until March 26. 😀👍

Morning. This Winter, leaving work for 5:40 will be greatly enhanced by the fact I will be able to jump into a warm car as the outside temperatures plummet, due to this handy, but nesh inducing, bit of technology ..

I’m at the hozzy for nothing for you lot to worry about. The rather lovely nurse asked me my height, I thought it was 6ft 1”. She said you’re actually just off 6ft 2”. Oh at least I’m not shrinking like normal when you get old I quipped. Oh how we both chortled.

I’m going to take pooch for an evening stroll. Then I’m going to come home and make a fried egg sandwich with brown sauce , and no one can stop me because there’s no one in! 👍😀🕺

Train Choon.. Instant Agony the Motörhead years… open.spotify.com/track/64Ac5C...

Train Choon… open.spotify.com/track/04bpFg...

Train Choon … I’ve discovered Curtis Harding and he’s ace. 👍😀 open.spotify.com/track/2XdOed...

Morning. Easing into the weekend with tunes and espresso doble…

Yes. That’s one of the cunts who won’t get to see the Open, or play on their new, illegally stolen from the public driving range!

Oooh, after the ASS January beano to Almeria was thrown into turmoil due to the debacle of flight cancellations, we’ve grabbed El Toro by the horns gone Basque and booked Bilbao. With a day trip to San Sebastián and a day to watch Racing Santander thrown in if all goes to plan. Eskerrik Asko..

Viernes…

The regular Summer 9pm-10pm adult swimmers are very thin on the ground now the dark nights are kicking in…👍😀

Oh God, I return to the Brittas Empire for a 9 hour late shift this afternoon. The good news though is, as my shift pattern falls, I’m only on for today and tomorrow then off for three days. 😀👍

Back on the family patch. He just needs a bath he bloody stinks of the countryside!!

Yeah, he’s on his way home. I’ve missed the old fella!! 👍😀

After an extremely bumpy landing coming into Liverpool and getting soaked walking to car park. Chilling with a beer, listening to the winds and rain outside is just perfect 😀👍

Just seen a girl walking with her Mum in airport. The girl can’t have been aged much more than 16, she was wearing a t-shirt saying I love blowjobs…😳

Tonight I’m sporting summer needle cord shorts, and a shirt one can only describe as crimplene/seersucker. Muchas gracias….

My other half is on her Sainsbury’s app, frantically changing our Saturday evening 5pm online delivery to Sunday morning in view of the possibility of flight cancellations, because of the strong winds back home 😬

Morning last day today. 😕 My clan want to breakfast in the square, chill back at the house round the pool, then go for a shop. In view of this I am pondering walking up that big fuck off hill to the ancient monastery you can just see at the top 👍😀

This mullet and moustache fad going on with the kidz looks fucking ridiculous. It belongs to stay firmly where is originated..Nineteen eighty fucking two. Muchas gracias.

So quiet. Love Moochin’ after a couple of Vermouth’s…

I think we’ll be flying home just the right time on Saturday morning. The world’s largest aircraft carrier is docking in Palma harbour tomorrow night with 5,000 American navy and marines who’ll all be coming ashore. The American tourists here are bad enough!! 😬👍

I don’t want to come over all German but we got on beach early, in prime spot today 😎

I’ve swam a few miles in choppy seas today and I ain’t getting any younger. So just chilling/dozing off on the rooftop tonight…😀👍

The beach vendor lucky lucky man must have had a bad season,. He’s advertising buy one get nine free!!!

My other half has done a panoramic video of the sunrise. I’ve told her if she posts it on her IG accompanied with It’s a Beautiful Day by Michael Buble I’m divorcing her..

Morning…

Morning. Last night delights. Off out up the hill now to see sunrise. 😀👍

Halfway through the week!! 😩

It would appear my sun chasing around the island paid dividends yesterday, considering what was going on in some parts. Not a drop of rain or hail touched our heads..💪😀

Pollenca rock bar. Nothing Else Matters on the jukey, and a bottle of Estrella 1906. Life is good 👍😀🤘

Now we’re talking. If I was being hyper critical I’d say another minute reducing. But my God it was excellente…