John Roberts definitely picked the wrong week to launch his "we're not partisans" tour.

QRP with the doctor you’d trust leading the hantavirus response.

Slightly increase a band: Product 41

Pizza thoughts while the dough proofs: Neopolitan, New York, Detroit, New Haven, Chicago deep dish at the top. Tavern, California and frozen at the bottom (will eat if it's there but wouldn't intentionally seek it out). St. Louis is the only style I will actively avoid.

Just a moron. The biggest and best moron. Nobody has ever been more moronic.

From the "water makes things wet" department...

Exactly the same attitude as every conservative. It isn't enough that they dominate you - - it's really important to them that you like it.

They're missing out by not making this thing be shaped like an Eridian. www.theverge.com/ai-artificia...

When does the Trump administration actually start?

A perfect analogy.

Congress passed the Voting Rights Act for a reason: Southern politicians were racist pieces of shit who would do anything to advance white supremacy. Plus ça change...

That's not a "yes"!

📌Barack Obama was targeted 11 times in assassination attempts during this two terms. I bet you don't remember any of them because they were handled through proper channels, professionally, and he isn't a whiny bitch.

I don't know how this could be any clearer: If your kid doesn't tell you something like this, you're the problem - - not the school district. www.reuters.com/legal/govern...

One of our favorite episodes of STAR TREK: THE NEXT GENERATION

Get rid of SNAP entirely and institute UBI. People get to spend on whatever they want and we eliminate unnecessary bureaucracy.

"Why, no - - I haven't done this, but YOU should totally do this."

When this administration is done, we need to raise the number of House seats to account for a century of neglecting to do so. Give Wyoming two House districts and extrapolate what you need in other states. My back-of-the-napkin math says we'd need something north of 1,100 reps total, but so be it.

Nail biter. www.nbcnews.com/politics/202...

As a former headline writer, I am super jealous of this one. www.theguardian.com/film/2026/ap...

Spoils of whatnow? www.cnn.com/2026/04/20/m...

A solid strategist and former governor had his personal political career ended by the press because he yelled funny at a rally. But he was a Democrat, so the Fourth Estate had to act swiftly and decisively.

Must be because of those liberal gun restrictions in /checks notes Louisiana. www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news...

It's only a tough situation if you are a genuinely bad person. Glad I could clear that up.

Guava is definitely having a moment. Was there a bumper crop or something?

LOL no. Fuck no.

Your billionaire populist, ladies and gentlemen.

Best Star Trek captain. Wrong answers only.

I don't care if this saves the state $100, it's worthwhile for pissing off the right people and that's the way we need to start governing because that's what they say we do anyway.

There are few things more annoying in this world than the email letting you know that you have unsubscribed from an email.

JD Vance's incredible political skills translated into Hungarian in exactly the way you would have expected.

The saving grace of our idiotic age will be the incompetence of the fascists. www.latimes.com/california/s...

Demonstrating a shocking lack of concern for the octopus male loneliness epidemic.

He will 100% autopen that shit and nobody in the press will say a word about it.

Best Star Trek crew, wrong answers only.

If you see this, post a character from space.

The easiest way out of this would have been to vote correctly in 2024. Everything is exponentially harder now because of dipshits like this.

Boring, predictable and competent governance is a gift. Some of you motherfuckers apparently needed to be reminded of that.

When those lawmakers put out that video telling service members to ignore illegal orders, this is the kind of thing they were talking about.

First new photo from the moon

Just yesterday, I dropped to the 1080p, ad-supported tier from the 4K tier. My cell carrier subsidizes that tier, so it's free. Instead of getting $2 more a month from me, Netflix gets $20 less a month from me than if they had just left their prices alone. Oh well.

Live your leadership life in such a way that your workers don't feel obligated to toss your picture in the trash when you're gone.

A 40% cut in the defense budget would be a good start. A 40% increase in the defense budget is insane.

Is this why Bondi is out?

I remember being very, very young, looking up at the sky and seeing the moon in the daytime. I was confuuuuuused. The storybooks my mom read to me clearly indicated that the moon only came out at night.

... as a racist grifter

It's weird how this keeps happening. www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...

Drop something animated.