i found a shoe rack that fits perfectly in an awkward spot by my front door and my level of satisfaction really showed my age

Ya boi has ulcerative colitis for seemingly no reason. Wish me luck with treatment, worsties

Some beebs 4 u uvu #pigeonsky

“Go explosively diarrhoea, girl”

In brighter news I am now first aid certified and WILL save your life uwu

Ah the barrage of health issues continues weeeeeeee

This weather is homophobic

The bugs in my helmet after I get home:

A biker friend of mine saw my bike for the first time and said “awww that’s cute” 😭😭😭😭

How does one go about getting good arm/shoulder muscles? I am almost entirely bicep 😭 Also how to combat no-ass syndrome???

Oh no Starmer resigned oh noooooooo what a surprise who could’ve seen this cominggggg

Wore running shorts to the gym and accidentally flashed my crotch to the entire building when I sat down so naturally I can never go back

Made temporary motorbike friends at the stop lights that wouldn’t turn green for some reason uwu We had a little 3 man group for a bit #motosky

Thinking about zendayas hat

Someone stole my blood today :( (It was for a blood test)

The absolute irony of Starmer rolling out an AI job centre

I have been to the gym for the 3rd day in a row please clap thank you don’t hold your applause I’d like to thank the academy

Also here’s a moomin (ignore his messy belly he keeps sitting in food) #birdsky #pigeons

I visited nature today #birbs

Probation passed. Delicious employment

I am once again remembering that the only users of Zettaflare, widely regarded as the most powerful destructive magic in the Square multiverse, are the ancient and powerful deity-like being, Bahamut, and Donald Duck

I know it’s a sign of mutual respect and everything but that little biker head nod is so cute to me, I wanna gleefully kick my big ol legs when it happens #motosky

“I am strong, independent, and cool” I repeatedly whisper to myself as I messily piss into the worlds smallest vial at the GP

Dropped my helmet so naturally I’m going to kms

More bike adventuring #motosky

I found a heavily populated biker place. It was so loud I tried to sneak out by myself but ended up with 20 or so other bikers and waving at a large group of onlookers Very wholesome #motosky

Microdosing sadness by looking at old pet pics

Pretty

Around 5 or 6 other bikers, which was around 70% of the ones I saw today, gave me a lil nod. You’re all very nice ;w; #motosky

My friends didn’t appreciate my incredibly sick and legit wheelie uwu

“A” roads scary ;w;

Getting more confident on the bike. Slow speed stuff is getting easier and high speed stuff is less scary. Just a bit of a shame that the poor little 125 can barely scrape 60 😭

Bike died as I was leaving work. Almost had a little menty b about it. Turns out the battery was dead and the fuses were wrong and it’s all fine now :3

Gunna try my first test ride to work later today. Fingers crossed (I’m scared 😭😭😭😭💅😭)

This is a biketok account now, sorry I don’t make the rules uwu #motosky

Ladies and gentlemen. Her #motosky

Bike is here but the thing I need to tax it isn’t REEEEEEEE

Hit 100 followers! Welcome, welcome. Please endure my silly little account

Bike on Tuesday. Bike on Tuesday! BIKE ON TUESDAY!!

Bike registered. It is officially mine. Just gotta wait for it to get here now ugh

Bike bought. For a brief beautiful moment in time, I had money

Haboob, bicycle enthusiast #pigeon #dove

Uh oooh I’m crying at bird videos uh oooooh

2 weeks til I can afford a motorbike. Then probably another week of hassle for insurance etc. Then another week of practice riding to make sure I don’t kms on the road. I DONT WANNA GET THE TRAIN ANY MORE UGHHH

Unfortunately I’m cool now

For some reason I can’t post images but I’m having a comfy post medicine sit with Squamish and thought you’d all like to know ;w;

It’s been a long road to some form of recovery, and he may never be fully functional, but apparently Squamish managed flight today!

It’s habbening. Inevitable biketokification incoming

It’s called fashion, sweaty 👄💅 #pigeon #dove