@commasplice.bsky.social , for your shipping needs. #akotsk

This damn show...#akofsk www.youtube.com/watch?v=K-ID...

Is Daeron wearing the One True Wig?

#AKOTSK showrunner says this about Baelor: "Nobody is demanding this of him, but he's demanding it of himself. That this poor schmuck is going to get absolutely murdered unless he does something about it. He goes and decides that he is the person that people have said that he is." Love this.

Why do I feel like our next two episodes are just going to be us crying?

Please don't make us hate that we love this? #akotsk www.youtube.com/watch?v=LCsh...

Listen as we mispronounce everything in Westeros! #akotsk closethedoorandcomehere.podbean.com/e/619-a-knig...

We're still pretty meh about GRRM, but very much down with Dunk, Egg and the Laughing Storm. #akotsk #asoiaf closethedoorandcomehere.podbean.com/e/618-a-knig...

Dunk & Egg starts Sunday! Listen to our final preview here: closethedoorandcomehere.podbean.com/e/617-a-knig... #asoiaf #akotsk

We finish up our re-read of The Sworn Sword. #akotsk #asoiaf closethedoorandcomehere.podbean.com/e/616-the-sw...

Remember when GRRM was so into Jaime and Brienne that he created a gender swapped version of them with Dunk and Rohanne? We do. #asoiaf #akofsk closethedoorandcomehere.podbean.com/e/615-the-sw...

Join us as we re-reread Dunk and Egg book 2 - the one with the girl. #akofsk #asoiaf closethedoorandcomehere.podbean.com/e/614-the-sw...

Who are your favorite Targaryens? After finishing the Hedge Knight minds may have changed. closethedoorandcomehere.podbean.com/e/613-the-he... #asoiaf #akotsk

We get some fun tourney action until Aerion Brightflame ruins it all. #asoiaf #akofsk closethedoorandcomehere.podbean.com/e/612-the-he...

A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms may be coming soon to HBO, but since it's basically the Olympics, can we get more content on Peacock? #asoiaf #akofsk closethedoorandcomehere.podbean.com/e/611-the-he...

In anticipation of Knight of the Seven Kingdoms, we're doing another re-read. Part 1 of the Hedge Knight drops tomorrow morning!

Honestly, Doran's just as bad a father as Tywin. #asoiaf closethedoorandcomehere.podbean.com/e/610-adwd-t...

The Golden Company has no business winning anything in Westeros. #asoiaf closethedoorandcomehere.podbean.com/e/609-adwd-t...

Do you think GRRM is awake at night thinking that if he had just waited ever longer to write ADwD he could have been talking about descents into fascism instead of quagmires? #asoiaf closethedoorandcomehere.podbean.com/e/608-adwd-d...

Did you know we're also on YouTube? #asoiaf #asoiafpodcast www.youtube.com/@closethedoo...

Septa Lemore is way nicer to Tyrion than she needs to be. We all think Aegon is fake. None of you are entitled to Daenerys Targaryen. #asoiaf closethedoorandcomehere.podbean.com/e/607-adwd-t...

We're like two chapters away from talking about the enshittification of the Night's Watch, aren't we? #asoiaf closethedoorandcomehere.podbean.com/e/606-adwd-j...

The eternal upside to Reek chapters is that there's a chance you get to talk about Bolt-On theories. #asoiaf closethedoorandcomehere.podbean.com/e/605-adwd-r...

Thank you! We love this!!

Maybe the real Sorrows is that this is already Tyrion's 5th Dance chapter and we have so far to go. #asoiaf closethedoorandcomehere.podbean.com/e/604-adwd-t...

When we think of what Houses we'd want to belong to, are we overlooking House Manderly? They're rich, like healthy drama, appreciate women, and won't fat shame you. #asoiaf closethedoorandcomehere.podbean.com/e/603-adwd-d...

Jon needs an MBA, but also, would The Wall be even worse if Private Equity bought it? #asoiaf closethedoorandcomehere.podbean.com/e/602-adwd-j...

Dany and her supporting cast doing their thing in Meereen. #asoiaf closethedoorandcomehere.podbean.com/e/601-adwd-d...

We go back to the Bear Pit for our 600th episode special. #asoiaf closethedoorandcomehere.podbean.com/e/600-specia...

Honestly, a White Harbor dive bar sounds great about now. #asoiaf closethedoorandcomehere.podbean.com/e/599-adwd-d...

It's Turtle Time with Tyrion! #asoiaf closethedoorandcomehere.podbean.com/e/598-adwd-t...

We're still Bran chapter enthusiasts. #asoiaf closethedoorandcomehere.podbean.com/e/597-adwd-b...

Oh Theon.... #asoiaf closethedoorandcomehere.podbean.com/e/596-adwd-r...

Much like Dany, we probably shouldn't read the news. But also, we should read the news. #asoiaf closethedoorandcomehere.podbean.com/e/595-adwd-d...

Jon may have like 83 chapters in Dance, but we're gonna savor every one of them that features Stannis. #asoiaf closethedoorandcomehere.podbean.com/e/594-adwd-j...

Join as we start one of Dance's more enjoyable journeys: closethedoorandcomehere.podbean.com/e/593-adwd-d... #asoiaf

Feel our pain as we continue on with Tyrion's journey in Dance. #asoiaf closethedoorandcomehere.podbean.com/e/592-adwd-t...

Jon and Stannis really are one of the more underrated #asoiaf ships. closethedoorandcomehere.podbean.com/e/591-adwd-j...

One day you're listening to the music of dragons, the next you're on the worst ever season of The Bachelorette. #asoiaf closethedoorandcomehere.podbean.com/e/590-adwd-t...

At least Illyrio would bring snacks? #asoiaf closethedoorandcomehere.podbean.com/e/589-adwd-t...

Our recap of A Dance with Dragons continues with another exquisite Bran chapter. #asoiaf closethedoorandcomehere.podbean.com/e/588-adwd-b...

Jon's Dance starts with some more "fun" with Stannis and Mel. #asoiaf closethedoorandcomehere.podbean.com/e/587-adwd-j...

In our latest episode, Dany deals with crap in Meereen. And yes, we could probably reuse this description for the whole book. #asoiaf closethedoorandcomehere.podbean.com/e/586-adwd-d...

We set sail on the dark journey that is Tyrion's Dance chapters. #asoiaf #adwd closethedoorandcomehere.podbean.com/e/585-adwd-t...

We kick off our recap of Dance with one of the creepiest chapters in all of #asoiaf closethedoorandcomehere.podbean.com/e/584-adwd-p...

It may be spring, but winter 2026 is coming, and with it, Dunk & Egg. A little smidge of a preview... #asoiaf closethedoorandcomehere.podbean.com/e/583-a-knig...

A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms isn't coming out until Winter 2026 now. No need to worry about signing up for Max again for awhile...

We finish our Feast recaps with a retrospective, some surprising likes and dislikes and maybe a decent illustrated version? closethedoorandcomehere.podbean.com/e/582-affc-r...

In Feast's final chapter, Sam knows everything and Marwyn knows he's gotta run if he wants to make that ship. #asoiaf closethedoorandcomehere.podbean.com/e/581-samwel...