west end girl

anyway fuck that my sibling took me to london at the weekend and wouldn't tell me why AND LOOK WHAT JT TURNED OUT TO BE YEAH THATS THE ACTUAL VA FOR IDROID SHE WAS THERE

tell me why i just came across one of my photos i took about seven or so years ago with the metadata edited to say it was taken by some guy called peter simcoe of simcoemedia googled him and he looks exactly like you'd expect

throwback to when i dressed my animal crossing dude up as axl rose

thinkin about the Stowaway part of VHS Beyond 🥰❤️🤢💀❤️🥰

i finished it it rules and i got the first game in humble bundle before i even KNEW there woz orkz in it

i got mgs delta today and it fucking rules this is my favourite mgs game so i was a bit nervy about a remake but it looks so good and the camera controls are fuckin A

oh also i forgot what chlorine is and got in the hot tub in my beavis and butthead tshirt and it started bleaching and now beavis and butthead look like they have tuberculosis or something

read it or be square !!!!!!

Stop scrolling and post two characters who bring you happiness. oh them for sure for sure ade and rik power duo

passed my driving test btw so stay off the roads it took me four and half years and that's not a comic exaggeration

daddy's got to be honest, kitten. i set fire to a piece of cardboard panicked and threw it in the hot tub. no one tell hank he's reading peacefully in the other room xoxo

just got out the hot tub, had a shower, made myself the most unnecessary hot chocolate on earth (squirty cream, copious marshmallows and a fucking twirl because there appears to be a country wide flake shortage) and now im gonna sit and listen to the sea. here's a picture i took earlier. xoxo

this week is going to do its best to kick my arse clean off but it's already tuesday and i still have both cheeks so i have a chance

Happy Spooky Month to all that celebrate (and yes, I know for a good few of you that's every month)

tis the fuckin season btw. also btw i made this with melted mars bars

i got space marine 2. absolutely swimming in tyranid blood right now

wow what an incredible list of based game makers thanks to this guy for highlighting them :D

Marta Outlast 2 my beloved

Some old #DarkSouls shit I made.

thinkin about the Stowaway part of VHS Beyond 🥰❤️🤢💀❤️🥰

absolutely foaming at the mouth for florence's new album if Everybody Scream is anything to go by

from u/stormellee

kensuke ushio was fucking COOKING with Smells Blood im pissed off it's only 2 minutes long. i have never seen devilman crybaby btw

started Dark Imperium audiobook and i gotta say there's a lot more bickering about administrative procedure than i thought there would be in the 41st millennium

Hideo Kojima brainstorming character names:

im not saying im divinely protected but there's been three different people who have fucked with me recently and all have taken a real nosedive in terms of the shittiness of their lives so do with that what you will (tbh i think if you're terrible it catches up with you)

im going to come out and say it. i can't tell what fps anything is running at. ever. i don't know when something is 60 or 120 and i think im better off for it

Fallout Season 2 trailer comes out this afternoon!! All this hype has me like:

what if we matched layouts with this @hankfabulous.bsky.social

not even had 1 whole drink and im arguing with the tv about cheese. "wisconsin cheddar, best in the world"? thats bullshit, BULLSHIT

@bransonreese.bsky.social i have a question about tex avery and i don't respect anyone else's opinion. was he a furry? does it count as furry if you don't want to fuck a dog, for example, but you definitely would like to BE a dog and get freaky with a human woman? did they make furries back then?

co-worker has got me watching 90 day fiance and i swear to christ if i ever see the man who scammed Yolanda i will whack his peepee so fucking hard SHES SUCH A SWEET LADY

Nahhh, V, you just don't get it. They don't make em like Ozzy anymore. Prince of Fuckin' Darkness, V. Everybody talks about that time he bit that bat in half, but that was an accident. They oughta be talkin' about the music. (was playing in photo mode when i heard and idk how to process)

“What if I conned him? I really think I conned him. Not on purpose, but I think I might be a very specific sort of con artist who only deceives people by accident?”

we've just had a postcard from mallorca with our address on it for "the flan clan", if anyone knows the flan clan tell them adam and daisy are having a great time (im losing over the fucking flan clan I NEED TO KNOW WHY THEY ARE CALLED THE FLAN CLAN)

spending my time on cyberpunk 2077 2.3 by taking photos with dead cops like a big game hunter on facebook dating

im pretty sure that starbucks barista slapped an oat milk sticker on my cup and proceeded to fill that bitch with dairy and now my stomachs absolutely fucked

sabrina carpenter i owe you my life

bf is asleep BUT IVE JUST FOUND OUT IM AN AUNTIE???? WTF???? HELLO FREDDIE WHOS PICTURE I WONT POST BECAUSE YOURE ONLY9 WEEKS OLD!!!! I THOUGHT OUR LINE DIED WITH ME AND YET!!!!

modelling the latest hamster muesli

Disgusted to see Bugs Bunny attempting to justify his behaviour by blaming late-diagnosed autism. Most of us on the spectrum manage to go our whole lives without offering someone a live stick of dynamite as if it were a cigar, causing it to explode in their face. It's not an excuse.

drinking dolly parton rosé and trying to figure out the chord progression for jolene when i haven't touched my guitar in at least a decade does anyone know how the fuck to get from c to g without psychological damage that's the level we're at over here

getting high and watching anna lapwood perform music from interstellar with ludovico einaudi at 10am on a thursday

im sorry but what the actual fuck are doing tesco? four of my quid for hairy chocolate? are you yanking on my leg?

stop and smell the roses. bitch.

throwback to when i dressed my animal crossing dude up as axl rose

SO I WENT TO SEE BRUCE AND PAUL MCFUCKING MCCARTNEY TURNED UP