We must have different definitions of the word 'Gladly'.

The only media outlet that has publicly accepted the Pentagon’s rules is One America News, a MAGA outlet that stands further to the right of Newsmax and Fox News.

Shouldn't there be a question mark and laugh emoji after that?

Or is it Code Orange. Give the order gentlemen. #codeorange #coderedpete

Happy Saturday...

Talk about NOT reading the room...

Jealous, ladies?

MAGA-ladies: How does it feel now, knowing that you voted for your own societal irrelevance? www.yahoo.com/news/article...

In case we haven't said it before, thank you #apatheticamerica for sitting this one out. "The price of apathy towards public affairs is to be ruled by evil men." ~Plato~

Just a reminder that the crazy is NOT our exclusive province. #france www.yahoo.com/entertainmen...

Lest we forget, this vile, hateful, unstable douche-canoe may not technically have the codes...but he has the 'Biscuit' and THAT is frightening enough. #nokingsnomasters

I don't care who is on the list. Let them all fall. www.yahoo.com/news/article...

They?...And the beat goes on.

Your brief moment of zen... #dogs

She definitely 'Gnarfled the Garthok. That's what that means, right? 😲

This is where we are.

#jedi hyperbole? History will judge.

Here's the thing. The evolutionary predisposition to 'need' a leader has forever enslaved the majority of humanity. You can separate the animal from the pack anytime but rarely the pack from the animal. Good morning my dear fellow primates.

Ah, the Wile E. Coyote approach. Well, they ARE f@ckin' looney toons.

Heaven requires mail-in ballots...so sorry.

Words that we're going to hear at some point: "Following orders" "I had no knowledge of that" "I plead the fifth" "Complicit" "GUILTY" "GUILTY" "GUILTY"

Wheelies!? Oh, no, not wheelies! The horror!! Cue the executive order wheelie ban.

Well, PASS already, DAMNIT!

#resist #whiterose

Veteran With PTSD Can Sue the Cops Who Arrested Him for Panhandling and Tased His Service Dog, Court Rules www.aol.com/news/veteran...

Separation of church and state..."Buh-Bye." The memo included details about how federal workers can engage with others about why they think their personal faith is “correct” and why others should “re-think” their own beliefs. www.yahoo.com/news/article...

Maybe if jeebus had a reality show like, idk, America's Next Top Messiah?

Um, what?

"Wait, what? He LIED!? Well, that came from out of nowhere." www.yahoo.com/news/lisa-mu...

"Learning is fun." #sesamestreetstrong

So sad...😜

Be aware, there is a cut-off date for these.

Who could've seen that coming? "Nose, spite face." www.yahoo.com/news/hampshi...

I'm so exhausted by this sick, twisted nonsense.

First, a devastating natural disaster, now a plague comes to town. Haven't those people suffered enough? Hide your dogs, Texas.

Dear #canada

I just threw up in my mouth a little. www.yahoo.com/news/white-h...

Is anyone surprised by this? Be careful out there.

Heteros Flop...There's a joke in there somewhere...😏

Well, how many on base and how many outs? Analytics suggests this may be a Baby Bunt situation...😜

Broken down to its basics. "The three rules of fascism? Make shit up, scream it loudly, then kill people." ~Eddie Izzard~

Yeah, it's real and it's beautiful.

"It's an entirely different kind of flying, altogether."

#BeeLivesMatter Seriously. www.yahoo.com/news/volunte...

IYKYK