Excited that our new paper: 'The mobilities of Gibson-Graham: Against a critical geography' is now published in a predatory journal with seductive spam

We keep thinking there's a mistake, why would the Dead White Man Memorial Fund for Egregious Fabrication committee even consider our project 'Virtualising planetary pragmatism', let alone give us an outsized grant?

Very happy to share our latest paper: 'Beyond the geographies of raging about precarity without critically engaging', available as an Early Online article in that journal - you know the one

Humbled that our new paper: 'Virtual methods: A viral approach for studying border' is now published in a 'Gold' open access journal...with outrageous Article Processing Charges

Very happy that our new paper: 'The assemblages of pragmatism: For a critical geography' is now published in that journal - you know the one

Unsure why the Endowment of Ill-Gotten Colonial Gains committee chose our project 'Mapping continental geographies of Foucauldian enclosures in Lambert Centre' over so many deserving others

Excited that our new paper: 'Infrastructural subjectivities, financialised metageographies: The virtual experience of ontocaptialism' is now published in an edited collection that won’t be out for five years

We keep thinking there's a mistake, why would the Unpleasant-Colonial-Past Institute committee even consider our project 'New spaces of publics? Locating scale', let alone give us an outsized grant?

Delighted that our new paper: 'Building actor-network theory on theorising the colonialism of cartographies' is now published in a predatory journal with seductive spam

Delighted to share our latest paper: 'Neoliberal ecologies, post-political postphenomenology: The transnational experience of electrocaptialism', available as an Early Online article in that journal - you know the one

Honoured and humbled to be only one of two selected for a prestigious fellowship in mapping scale that had over a thousand applicants.

Humbled to share our exciting newly published paper: 'Platform methods: A marxian approach for studying enthusiasm'

Honoured and humbled to be only one of two selected for a prestigious fellowship in unglunking ecoregions that had over a thousand applicants.

Unsure why the Endowment of Ill-Gotten Colonial Gains committee chose our project 'Beyond the geographies of complaining about 'the students'' over so many deserving others

Thrilled that our new paper: 'Questioning Deleuze on theorising the territory of settler colonialism' is now published in a 'Gold' open access journal...with outrageous Article Processing Charges

Congratulations to our coauthors for our paper 'Networking surveillance – postcapitalist geographies' being the most downloaded research from a 'Gold' open access journal...with outrageous Article Processing Charges over the last month

Thrilled that our micro-conference 'Locating settler colonialism in a time of crisis' has been funded so that we can forget to invite you

Deeply thankful and humbled to receive an award from the Minor politics Research Institute for our research turning other people's crises into your own career advancement

Thrilled that our new paper: 'Historical geography's Vitalist turn: rethinking the economy' is now published in that journal that rejected your paper

Sometimes we question the worth of pretending to have read books on Foucault, or understand political geographies, then our code generates another mildly humorous post

Delighted to share our latest paper: 'Contesting street-level geographies of worldly sexualities in New York', available as an Early Online article in a predatory journal with seductive spam

Honoured and humbled to be only one of two selected for a prestigious fellowship in de-stratifying metageographies that had over a thousand applicants.

Very happy that our new paper: 'An interplanetary sense of ecology' is now published in that journal our boss edits

Excited to share our exciting newly published paper: 'Historical geography's Vitalist turn: reimagining the foundational economy'

Glad that our new paper: 'New spaces of territories? Locating pragmatism for historical geographies' is now published in that journal that rejected your paper

Thrilled that our new paper: 'Modes of virus and academia in AI' is now published in that journal - you know the one

Thrilled to share our exciting newly published paper: 'Beyond the geographies of laughing at bot-generated research titles that reinforce your prejudices'

Deeply thankful and humbled to receive an award from the Multi-scalar measures Research Institute for our research turning other people's crises into your own career advancement

Humbled to share our latest paper: 'Hybrid geography's Marxist turn: rethinking the subject', available as an Early Online article in a predatory journal with seductive spam

We keep thinking there's a mistake, why would the Dead White Man Memorial Fund for Egregious Fabrication committee even consider our project 'Modes of nature and science in AI', let alone give us an outsized grant?

Thrilled to share our radical newly published paper: 'Post-post geography's Platform turn: questioning the subject'

We keep thinking there's a mistake, why would the Endowment of Ill-Gotten Colonial Gains committee even consider our project 'A hyper-local sense of geopolitics', let alone give us an outsized grant?

Sometimes we question the worth of pretending to have read books on Foucault, or understand ludic geographies, then our code generates another mildly humorous post

Tremendously pleased to share our latest paper: 'Mapping the Macrocene and the anarchist turn', available as an Early Online article in a journal you most likely cannot access

Glad that our micro-conference 'Governmentalizing supra-national post-humanism' has been funded so that we can forget to invite you

Excited to share our latest paper: 'Questioning Badiou on theorising the sovereignty of settler colonialism', available as an Early Online article in that journal our boss edits

Excited to share our latest paper: 'Virtualising fascism – geographies criticized by right-wing journalists', available as an Early Online article in an edited collection that won’t be out for five years

Honoured and humbled to be only one of two selected for a prestigious fellowship in mis-placing atmospherics that had over a thousand applicants.

Very happy to share our important newly published paper: 'A molecular sense of planetary urbanism'

Glad to share our radical newly published paper: 'The emotions of pragmatism: Contra a critical geography'

Honoured and humbled to be only one of two selected for a prestigious fellowship in unthinking heritage that had over a thousand applicants.

Thrilled that our new paper: 'Against Badiou on theorising the gentrification of postpolitics' is now published in that journal - you know the one

Humbled that our grant proposal 'A cosmic sense of justice' has been funded so that we can avoid teaching for yet another year

Very happy to share our latest paper: 'Beyond the geographies of taking the credit for others' work', available as an Early Online article in that journal our boss edits

Unsure why the Dead White Man Memorial Fund for Egregious Fabrication committee chose our project 'Interrogating continental geographies of transindividual assemblages in Lebanon, Kansas' over so many deserving others

Congratulations to our coauthors for our paper 'Eventalising micro speculative realism' being the most downloaded research from that journal - you know the one over the last month

Tremendously pleased to share our latest paper: 'Complexities, cartographies and politics in the fascistic city', available as an Early Online article in that journal that rejected your paper

Deeply thankful and humbled to receive an award from the Minor politics Research Institute for our research taking the credit for others' work

Humbled to share our exciting newly published paper: 'Capitalist currents against surveillance and the more-than-human turn'

Humbled that our new paper: 'Geocapitalism in the epoch of fascism' is now published in a predatory journal with seductive spam