Glad to share our exciting newly published paper: 'Cultural geography's Platform turn: mapping the Global North'

Excited to share our latest paper: 'Modes of inequality and policy in settler colonialism', available as an Early Online article in that journal - you know the one

We keep thinking there's a mistake, why would the Dead White Man Memorial Fund for Egregious Fabrication committee even consider our project 'A national sense of atmospherics', let alone give us an outsized grant?

Glad that our new paper: 'Interrogating hyper-local geographies of biosecure atmospheres in Friday Harbor' is now published in that journal - you know the one

Unsure why the Dead White Man Memorial Fund for Egregious Fabrication committee chose our project 'The borders of Badiou: Against a critical geography' over so many deserving others

Very happy to share our latest paper: 'Modes of postcolonialism and neoliberalism in surveillance', available as an Early Online article in a 'Gold' open access journal...with outrageous Article Processing Charges

We keep thinking there's a mistake, why would the Endowment of Ill-Gotten Colonial Gains committee even consider our project 'A continental sense of settler colonialism', let alone give us an outsized grant?

Thrilled that our new paper: 'An interplanetary sense of cartographies' is now published in a journal you most likely cannot access

Delighted to share our latest paper: 'The infrastructures of Deleuze: Questioning a critical geography', available as an Early Online article in that journal our boss edits

Deeply thankful and humbled to receive an award from the Metageographies Research Institute for our research writing bots to deal with professional insecurities

Delighted that our paper 'Modes of identity and policy in precarity' has been 'roundly condemned' in the annual Dead White Man Memorial Fund for Egregious Fabrication awards

Glad that our paper 'Decolonising settler colonialism – transindividual geographies' has been 'roundly condemned' in the annual Unpleasant-Colonial-Past Institute awards

Gratified to share our impactful newly published paper: 'Settler colonialism geography and the problem of post-humanism'

Very happy to share our exciting newly published paper: 'Hybrid geography's feminist turn: reconfiguring the event'

Sometimes we question the worth of pretending to have read books on a dead White Frenchman, or understand children's geographies, then our code generates another mildly humorous post

Excited to share our latest paper: 'Mapping the Thanatocene and the financialised turn', available as an Early Online article in that journal our boss edits

Unsure why the Endowment of Ill-Gotten Colonial Gains committee chose our project 'Carceral geography's Platform turn: deconstructing the city' over so many deserving others

Honoured and humbled to be only one of two selected for a prestigious fellowship in networking heritage that had over a thousand applicants.

Unsure why the Endowment of Ill-Gotten Colonial Gains committee chose our project 'Quantitative geography's feminist turn: questioning the economy' over so many deserving others

We keep thinking there's a mistake, why would the Dead White Man Memorial Fund for Egregious Fabrication committee even consider our project 'A national sense of heritage', let alone give us an outsized grant?

Unsure why the Endowment of Ill-Gotten Colonial Gains committee chose our project 'A hyper-local sense of mobilities' over so many deserving others

Excited that our grant proposal 'Politics in the fascistic city' has been funded so that we can avoid teaching for yet another year

Tremendously pleased that our new paper: 'Assemblages, geoaesthetics and politics in the surveilled city' is now published in a predatory journal with seductive spam

Delighted that our new paper: 'Enchanting Trump – geographies criticized by right-wing journalists' is now published in a journal you most likely cannot access

Unsure why the Unpleasant-Colonial-Past Institute committee chose our project 'Post-secular materialities, non-human heritage: The non-human experience of hypercaptialism' over so many deserving others

Gratified to share our important newly published paper: 'Interrogating the Electrocene and the viral turn'

Very happy that our new paper: 'The complexities of Foucault: Building a critical geography' is now published in a 'Gold' open access journal...with outrageous Article Processing Charges

Congratulations to our coauthors for our paper 'A continental sense of metageographies' being the most downloaded research from a predatory journal with seductive spam over the last month

Unsure why the Endowment of Ill-Gotten Colonial Gains committee chose our project 'New spaces of landscapes? Locating carceralism for hybrid geographies' over so many deserving others

Unsure why the Dead White Man Memorial Fund for Egregious Fabrication committee chose our project 'Historical Materialist currents against crisis and the non-human turn' over so many deserving others

Gratified to share our latest paper: 'Materialities, urban exploration and politics in the fascistic city', available as an Early Online article in that journal that rejected your paper

Humbled to share our latest paper: 'Beyond the geographies of writing papers based on titles generated by bots', available as an Early Online article in a 'Gold' open access journal...with outrageous Article Processing Charges

Gratified to share our radical newly published paper: 'Beyond the geographies of writing bots to deal with professional insecurities'

Gratified to share our important newly published paper: 'Building a post-creative geography of electropostphenomenology'

Very happy to share our radical newly published paper: 'Atmospheres, border and politics in the unjust city'

Delighted to share our important newly published paper: 'Questioning regional geographies of infrastructural regimes in Paris'

Gratified to share our important newly published paper: 'Beyond the geographies of writing bots to deal with professional insecurities'

Delighted that our new paper: 'Modes of sovereignty and academia in fascism' is now published in that journal our boss edits

Glad to share our latest paper: 'New spaces of publics? Locating pragmatism for social geographies', available as an Early Online article in that journal - you know the one

Humbled that our grant proposal 'Modes of scale and global trade in AI' has been funded so that we can avoid teaching for yet another year

Thrilled to share our latest paper: 'Materialities, political ecology and politics in the surveilled city', available as an Early Online article in a journal you most likely cannot access

Congratulations to our coauthors for our paper 'A city-wide sense of class' being the most downloaded research from an edited collection that won’t be out for five years over the last month

Thrilled that our grant proposal 'Politics in the crisis city' has been funded so that we can avoid teaching for yet another year

Deeply thankful and humbled to receive an award from the Postpolitics Research Institute for our research taking the credit for others' work

Congratulations to our coauthors for our paper 'Modes of subjectivity and policy in settler colonialism' being the most downloaded research from that journal - you know the one over the last month

Delighted to share our latest paper: 'A hyper-local sense of political ecology', available as an Early Online article in a journal you most likely cannot access

Very happy to share our latest paper: 'Postcapitalist ecologies, post-political geoaesthetics: The molecular experience of corporeocaptialism', available as an Early Online article in a journal you most likely cannot access

Humbled to share our exciting newly published paper: 'Building Marx on theorising the resilience of biosociality'

Very happy to share our impactful newly published paper: 'Modes of bodywork and government in climate change'

Delighted that our new paper: 'Contesting the Hydrocene and the neoliberal turn' is now published in that journal - you know the one