Mariah's dedication to shading J-Lo is the height of pettiness and I Stan. 😄 #WWHL

*Maple Streusel bread secured! I'm gonna get a second loaf to freeze before it goes out of stock for the season. 🍞

So has Ryan Murphy abandoned #AHS?

I see #Starbucks is on the protein bandwagon. I stopped in this morning and got one of their cold brew protein lattes. I'm sipping now. Its pretty good and not as sugary as their other drinks. ☕️

It was a spider in my car yesterday that I thought would crawl out while the car was parked. No, it waited until I was on 301 and ran up on me like he was gonna do something. I swatted it, then pulled over, found it, and killed it. He fucking tried it! 🕷🚫

I called myself making adjustments to my DND feature and selected something that locked my media volumn. I'm laying here wanting to watch TIkTok videos but can't turn the shit up and now I can't figure out how to get it off.

Word on the street is the strusel bread is back in stock at Trader Joe's!

Angie's pink confessional look is really cute. 🩷 #RHOSLC ❄️

Bronwyn's mama would be checked in at Shady Pines with her smart ass mouth. 😒 #RHOSLC ❄️

Bronwyn and Mary have the best taglines of the season. #RHOSLC ❄️

Got my lunchtime mile in. 💪🏿

I noticed I'm more motivated to get my steps in during lunchtime then waiting until after work bc ATP I'm not as interested. 👣

They are dragging this sentencing.

Not #Diddy booking speaking engagements in Miami next week. 😄

They act like Dani is a teenager. #BeyondTheGates #BTG #Gatekeepers

Panthea will not take her foot off Juliet's neck. 😄 #RHoLondon ☕️

Tomas played TF out of Kat and Eva but I'ma need Kat to get a grip and stop trying to one up Eva when it comes to Tomas. #BeyondTheGates #BTG #Gatekeepers

I thought the gov't was #shutdown?!? I was sent a text this morning and told to log on to work. Umm, why?

Too late Kit Kat. #BeyondTheGates #BTG #Gatekeepers

Did Shanice catch feelings for Derek because she ain't happy about none of this. #BeyondTheGates #BTG #Gatekeepers

I'm ready for Malone to get his after that snide comment about Doug's death. 😒 #BeyondTheGates #BTG #Gatekeepers

I KNOW Bill didn't just run up on Dani questioning her about marrying someone half her age. #BeyondTheGates #BTG #Gatekeepers

Tylenol has just released a study connecting Donald Trump with adultery, lying, rape, and pedophilia.

Gout dick sucker had me clutching my pearls AND LMAO. 😄 #RHOSLC ❄️

Yeah, that Kodiak oatmeal is the pits. Quaker Oats, I'm coming back, baby! 😄

That beige jacket Lisa is wearing is tough! 😍 #RHOSLC ❄️

I'm so glad this RV camping trip is over. #RHOSLC ❄️

What a weird-ass Rapture. Only the Constitution disappeared.

Damn Doug. 😢 #BeyondTheGates #BTG #Gatekeepers

Ted love confiding in a server about his family problems. 😄 #BeyondTheGates #BTG #Gatekeepers

So Vanessa can go on vacay with Joey but not her husband?!? Just file for divorce already. 🙄 #BeyondTheGates #BTG #Gatekeepers

I'm starting to understand more and more why Martin be leaving Smitty in the dark about things. He stays overreacting. #BeyondTheGates #BTG #Gatekeepers

June dropping 💎 on Samantha. #BeyondTheGates #BTG #Gatekeepers

So in my travels over these past few days I must've run across someone sick because guess what? 😩

We pulled it off! #HTTC 🙌🏿🏈🙌🏿🏈🙌🏿

We still got a 10pt lead and not much time on the clock but I'm nervous. #LVvsWash 🏈

We kickin ass this afternoon! #HTTC 🏈

Doug is bragging to Randy that Bill will never screw him over. Meanwhile, Bill is across town with Joey doing just that. 😄 #BeyondTheGates #BTG #Gatekeepers

Happy Friday!! As soon as my morning meeting is done, I'm putting on the new Cardi B album. 🎧 #AmITheDrama

Bill and Dani were getting along so well....then here comes Homewrecking Hayley. 🙄 #BeyondTheGates #BTG #Gatekeepers

I'm not liking how everyone is pushing Chelsea to get back to promoting those bags like she isn't fresh off of a kidnapping. #BeyondTheGates #BTG #Gatekeepers

Not this Blair Witch Project ass ending. 😄 #RHOSLC ❄️

Its 3pm and I've surpassed at 60g of protein. I should hit my protein goal today. 💪🏿

We got a #JenShah mention.... and we're only 30min in. 😄 #RHOSLC ❄️

The SWAT team strippers was a cute touch. At least it wasn't the FBI coming to make an arrest this time. #RHOSLC ❄️

Two seasons in a row that Angie is giving center ❄️. Yasssss! #RHOSLC

Just realized #RHOSLC ❄️ started yesterday. I'm so out of the loop. Let me go watch....

The Duprees are never getting rid of Leslie. Every attempt they make backfires. ##BeyondTheGates #BTG #Gatekeepers

What is Ted doing? 🤦🏿‍♀️ #BeyondTheGates #BTG #Gatekeepers

Carrie calling Big a young Donald Trump doesn't carry the same weight it did back in 1998. Watching in 2025, it didn't age well. #SATC