Temp Pinned. Haohmaru! The One Man Typhoon with an indomitable spirit!

“Dis-wha?”

The swine’s stomach would rumble a few times…

“Oh. Hm. Guess that makes sense. Sorry ‘bout that, my name’s Zhu Bajie, but most folks call me Zhu.”

“Moob-wha? Hey, that better not be a fat joke…”

“Huh. Whole lotta weird folks around.”

"And scary. Lynels might eat you."

“Guh. Ah’m gonna steer clear then!”

“Really big…”

He keeps forgetting how. Big, they are.

Very loud, obnoxious yawning.

“Guh…when ya say it like that though, it jus’ stings a whole lot worse. Maybe Ah’ could, Ah’ dunno, whack a training dummy a few times.”

"Unacceptable. You can't run away from everything. ... But it's not like I can't stop you from behaving like this."

“Ah’ dunno, Ah’m real good at runnin’ away too.”

"All the more reason for you to know. So that you can defend yourself, should you need to?"

“W-Well Ah’ dun’ get into fights that often, whaddya want me ta do?”

"... You should know how to use your weapons better than anybody."

“Mmmmmh…Ah’ guess?”

"You can claw at people with that."

“All Ah’ got is a rake.”

#SwordSunday.

He might not be the best at fighting, but, if he manages to fall ontop of you the fight might as well be over.

“What, ya mean like, a big job or somethin’?”

He should try a lake next, or a rushing river! Those are also very good places to bathe.

Beasts tend to think alike when it comes to where to bathe apparently.

“That’s a whole lot…makes sense ya wouldn’t have any downtime.”

“Really? Ah’ travel all th’ time, but Ah’ hardly get in trouble. Where do ya usually go?”

"I'm in a bad place, but it's OK. Food is all I need!" Sasquatch: Darkstalkers: The Night Warriors (1994) #CapcomRP/#MVRP

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A VERY loud yawn from the swine, before he reached back to scratch at his butt a few times.

"Really? Gosh. Relaxin' nights are th' best."

There's a very loud trumpeting sound in the distance.

//Need to do more with this idiot. Need to shape him into his own being. Love this dumb pig but I don’t know what to really do with him

Zhu is, unfortunately, once again stuck in a window. Probably from trying to make a quick escape after raiding the fridge. “Hmmmmph! Hrrrmph!”

Zhu would try to mimic each and every attack…to…uh…middling effect. “How’s he do all that…?”

“Para-wuh? Huh?”

“The Pig has also landed!”

• Komodo Dragon/Viper hybrid. M. 28. • Intergalactic mechanic. • Occasional farmer. • Possibly addled with demonic tendencies.

He’s gotten himself stuck in a doorway again. These things just aren’t made for beastmen…probably.

“…Uh, well, it’s certainly powerful!”

“Same! Kinda?”

“Haw, Ah’m that easy ta read, huh?” He gave his sizable belly a few pats, giggling in turn.

“Yeah, Ah’ reckon ya got a point. Food’s better shared with others, so th’ same’s prolly true ‘bout all sorts’f stuff!”

“Hum…” He looks down at his own feet, shifting them in the grass. “Ya really think so?”

His feet are killing him. Turns out, wandering around all day can be pretty tiring.

“Why fight when ya can eat together instead?”

He’s scratching his butt a few times.