I don't normally do #fcf on account of not having a thick dick (I got a fat ass instead 😏) but I felt big here 😘

After a stressful week, sometimes you just need to eat a takeaway, smoke a fat one, huff some poppers and become a hole 😇

But like, what if we made out in our underwear after the gym?

I wanna take more pics and videos but I'm stuck at work 😭😭😭 Days like this I wish I had a Sugar Daddy and could just exist 🥲

Damm, y'all really liked that ass pic haha The hat is from @homo-london.bsky.social‬ they do great gay AF things, I also have a hat that says "Eat ass and the rich” that I wore to Glasgow Pride!

Hope you all had a good Sunday 😈 Back to reality now 🥲

Also just to say, @zeemachine.bsky.social has great merch and does fantastic music Also sorry (not sorry) I'm a sluuuuuuut 😘

Finally have yellow body paint that shows up properly on camera, Ursaring cosplay is so back on 😈

I was trying to show off my new Zee Machine hoodie, but I might have taken the best ass pic I've ever taken.....

To quote Britney, Oops I did it again 😈

Yeah, therapy is great but have you ever tried ✨✨ Grabbing your toys and fucking yourself for 40 minutes non-stop??✨✨

We live in a world where Kazutaka Kodaka's new game does what Isnotreal could NEVER 🍉🍉🍉

What if we spent our Saturday sharing armpit pictures?

I'm being attacked in the group chat 😭😭😭

How fucking good is giving head though?

Happy #humpday 😉

So tired... Need some stress relief 😈😈😈🍆😈😈😈

Currently enjoying The Hundred Line-Last Defense Academy, by the same creator as Danganronpa, I wondered when a reference would show up 😁

D.I.Y. stands for Do It Yourself, right? But holy fuck The Manhandler by Doc Johnson is just 🤌 Like the length, the girth, and omg the fucking handle, my brain is like fucking soup 🤤 Big recommend 😈

Oh hi Bluesky, I'm back 😉 That Ursaring cosplay will be getting sorted soon, better late than never!

Something slightly different! The BESTEST BOI in all of Digimon... Wormmon :3 (say hi or you'll make him sad 😤)

I'm a fucking idiot lol Just went to do the Ursaring cosplay, showered, exfoliated, oil on the skin and tattoos... Only to realise that I have nothing to apply the body paint with 🙃 Do you all think if I ran to the supermarket, something like a beauty blender would work?

so I heard y’all like your men thick? 👀

I do want to say, I have tried things on to make sure the cosplay fits okay! So I think yous can have a sneak peek and let me know your thoughts 😘

I've not been able to take the cosplay photos yet, cus I'm healing a new tattoo on my leg 😭 but, this is a great way to spend a Saturday night 😘

Pitching tents 😉

Ahhhh there's so many hot bears on my feed 🤤 Hopefully do the cosplay tomorrow 😈

Judging by @ddbendd.bsky.social s "reaction" ya boi fucks pretty good, it's on my fucking pillow 😉

I'm stupidly excited for this, will probably get it done Friday/Saturday :D

The stuff has arrived I REPEAT THE COSPLAY STUFF HAS ARRIVED

The cosplay items have been ordered lol Just gotta wait for them to arrive

Repost if you would join me in the bath 🛁 #bath #relax #nsfw #gay #naked #hairy #legs

Gonna order the cosplay stuff this weekend :D excited yet nervous lol

OMG thank you so much tiny gays and queers who live in my phone lol I'll be ordering the cosplay stuff shortly, it's tough trying to find a nice brown jockstrap lol

Having the flu Cons: You have the flu Pros: You get below your pre-xmas weight and abs workout from coughing 🤔 I'll take the w

I'm finally beginning to get over this flu, if only I could stop being so dizzy 🙃

Repost if you'd ram dad with your good boy cock 😈 New video at onlyfans.com/tallbeard89

I'm still sick and it would be absolutely TERRIBLE if men with body hair showed it off in the replies #bear #gaybear

I wanna know your LEAST favourite Pokémon! Mines is this little shit, the sheer rage it fills me with

If you see this post a water type

Open up 👅💦

Well damm I'm 21 followers away not 😂 I'm slightly worried the yellow paint will stain my chest for days but it's gonna be so worth it lol #bear

Since I'm sick, here's one from the vault for #monochromemonday In the words of Roxxxy Andrews... THICK AND JUICYYYYY

Having a cold/flu fucking sucks ass man, I'm just a lil guy, what did I do to deserve not breathing properly for 3 to 5 business days like wff

My neighbours really got a show this time, let em watch 😛💦

My fit from tonight :) Was recently described as "Alt fuckboy edge cunty" so I guess I'm leaning into it haha 😂

Drag pantomimes are really fucking fun! Soz to the group of old ladies who left because it was "pure filth" but we had a great time! 😘

I'm a grower and definitely not a shower, but you all can enjoy my #softiesunday from my bath 😘

Throw back to when I got some shirt stays for an event I went to last year :D Thick thighs do save lives afterall 😇