Max Lord you’re letting yourself and everybody else in grave danger

my god

Mrs. Dalloway said she’ll buy the gooning lube herself

sup

gay guy tuesday

Still the funniest thing that's ever happened to me

Any time someone asks me if I’ve seen oomf c*ck

Would be a *coughs* Treem to work on this

There’s nothing like meeting someone for the first time and learning you hate the same gay guy

Should I get this tattoo

*Guy comes on my face* Are we still in BRAT Summer?

I’m *holding space for queer joy *celebrating and NOT making fun of the pasta boyfriend twins

i need a pay pig there i said it

I'm sick of having therapy I'm fixed

I don't know who needs to hear this but All Is Full of Love

I get incredibly nervous any time I see a post about Frederick Wiseman!

holding space to feel like shit about myself today

I broke my Duolingo streak, but you know what? I’m happy for the first time in my life.

I haven’t skeeted in a minute but so glad to blow my skeet

I had a lovely chat with Sharon Van Etten for her new and beautiful album Sharon Van Etten & the Attachment Theory for PAPER. www.papermag.com/sharon-van-e...

August Strindberg essentially tellling Edvard Munch #nohomo

Me before seeing the Raise your Ya Ya Ya vocal trainer

Maybe next time she'll think before she skeets

goy i leave quite the impression

I think I am both Mr. Right and Mr. Right Now

this is when I first learned about hawk tuah

me mom grandma

My Favorite Movies of 2024 🧵…

waiting for the wife to finish getting dressed before we celebrate with our families

sometimes you meet someone you really wanna bro out with

Because of woke everyone is so afraid to tell me they have a thing for Jewish boys

🥹✨

Introduce yourself with 4 albums! It's giving unwell

My favorite thing to say in French is Canal+

Cake? Not by my ocean

gay guy in actress shirt

Do you need help trafficking?

One pair left. On sale. One size too big :(

Skeeting from my distinguished university

gooners can’t be choosers

This is how it always goes. You look a little faggy in a pic and suddenly your regime is toppled

My parents getting divorced on 9/11 is the most interesting thing about me

I look afraid of something but also my skin is good

"hellooooooooOOOoooooo" - mr jackpots