this is my spite song knew i was right song

a chip off the old otle

caving to my baser instincts (tasting cicada exoskeleton)

cross posting bc fuck it

there’s no rule that says you can’t eat a big bowl of seasoned breadcrumbs like they’re italian granola

happy father’s day a vote for zohran is a vote for families!!

[making small talk] so what’s your favorite genre of chip

man i sure bet it would piss off donald trump if someone donated five millions dollars to zohran right now all but ensuring he’s the next mayor of nyc man i sure bet that would get him hopping mad

salò pg-13 cut gonna rip

every space is a flex space when i’m occupying it 💪🏻

scolding my toddler for dumping out every toy he owns before 7am this morning and he hit my ass with “making a mess is kid culture”

if i send this to you it means i’m a toddler with a sense of humor

“The work of political organizing is not so different from the work of managing a research lab.” the great @danielmalinsky.bsky.social on activist scientists www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...

natural born puddle sipper

seems like a mistake that scone isn’t an abbreviation for snow cone

pitchfork 1906 awarding “you’re a grand old flag” best new music

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footlocker is a good name for a shoe store because at the end of the day what is a sneaker if not a locker for your foot

people who wash their hands with warm water are too coddled

tell me your toddler woke up before you woke up and was playing with your phone while you slept without telling me your toddler woke up before you woke up and was playing with your phone while you slept

people who press the door close button on elevators need to relax

[weird al frog-ovic] livin la vida croak-a … when a problem comes along, you must ribbit

i’m the cormac mccarthy guy of staring at my phone a lot

enormous tupperware containers with threatening auras

before becoming a parent: putting kids on leashes is inhumane after becoming a parent: so how does it work exactly are the choke collar and electric collar sold separately or

disney adults imply the existence of a24 babies

holy shit dawg kkr can we talk do you fw half baked millennial autofiction

[at a party, convincingly] oh you work in stakeholder relations? that’s sick

hello darkness my old friend undressed for the function once again

i myself did not participate in greek life during undergrad but do remember being astonished at the time by the amount of academic cheating happening inside that system … a frat gpt if you will

thirty six year old father of two getting into grindcore surely a midlife crisis indicator yes?

you’re getting published by a small press i’m getting crushed by a hydraulic press we are not the same

roll up on the airbnb pull out if you’re looking for an ass kicking

people who care about different things than me are narcissists people who care about the same things as me are sophisticates

first thought: there should be a coworking space that looks like a tgi fridays second thought: i should wfh at the midtown tgi fridays

[with frustration] call me whitaker the way i’m losing my patience

blessed @spencerruchti.bsky.social w da hookup

great replacement theory by which i mean ai replacing everyone’s brains

they’re running

ok rndjrndjgjjtjtkrkttf

more bleak entries from our airbnb library

luv my beautiful family

attempting to explain to loved ones why posting “it’s so nice out i might kms” isn’t a cry for help

reader i give this one six stars out of five @somers.bsky.social

if they can make hard seltzer they can make hard mayonnaises

chicago pope implies the existence of an mla pope

inevitable chicago pope arc on the bear s3 going by to be sooooo insufferable

a room of one’s own (woolf, 1929)

you are crashing out i am crashing in we are not the same