As a creative writing student and neurospicy weirdo I should probably get "AWK" tattooed on me

I was too late to buy the chop chop necklace on @peculiarityshop.bsky.social and now I'm sad

Prepping apps and cocktails for Thor

Ooh Nazgul is in season

Kim Davis gonna start an Only Family account pay off those legal bills

Celebrate the wins

Rayito de Sol started in Minneapolis as the big yellow building you could see from 94. The staff were a huge part of our kiddos first years. @deveric.net

Maybe the vote will end in penalty kicks

Thanks Reddit. Unclaimed property with MN.

So if I find a 10-year old escrow check that is obviously expired is there a way to get it reissued? Guess when you move a month after giving birth stuff gets tickets tucked away...

Welcome to Target

Me: I'm going to do the things today! My AuHD brain: haha but will you?

Why does the post bear on today's desktop look like a wolf? My brain is confused

Post you different era A rare time I was a ray of sunshine

Why have glasses gotten so expensive? Feels like glasses have gotten really expensive and most vision coverage is laughable. Feels almost like it rises with FSL caps.

To be frank, this is a dangerous time for a strike. Students, especially immigrant students, are vastly safer in school right now than anywhere else. A strike is absolutely a tool of last resort here, and the fact that it's on the table speaks volumes about how bad conditions are for teachers.

youtu.be/z5rRZdiu1UE?... Seems appropriate

Choosing to believe the test awoos are giant beagles guarding us from errant cheese

Not to dig up ancient history but did anyone check-in with Mark Cuban on what shiny incentives billionaires needed to help people eat?

I talked to my advisors (the bisexual sharks) and they said don't rank Frey.

Saniderm residue *unhappy nd triggered face*

A movie you've seen more than 7xs with a gif

I like when my aluminum foil is passive aggressive at me

Well at least we have Wednesday to look forward to

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I'm go as Frey's text messages and just disappear

Nuerodivergent folks are just the marsupial branch of mammals. Put us back in the pocket!

Minneapolis sky looking like we should expect that imminent arrival of the stay puft marshmallow Man

Another day another bat

Love bats year round but especially when it's spooky season!

Happy azure outage day to those who celebrate

These must be the guys we ran off being too much of a scold.

Spotted in Eat Street

If you see this post a vampire who isn't Dracula

Did cake box recipes used to have directions on how many times to stir something like 12 strokes, or is my memory being silly

I think tinnitus is just my brain trying to get a dial tone

And this makes my blood boil

We're getting ice cream for dinner

Ok so someone came for Jackalope Tattoo and now Fletchers. Being the #1 Trans refuge state means we need extra vigilance to keep our community safe 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈

Who's a good little lap dog? Who deserves a yummy cookie?

"How do we get back the men we lost to Trump, Andrew Tate, and the Proud Boys?" Please do not bring those weird ****ers over here. We have kids over here. I will call Child Services.

Kid appetizer menu. Why is this not a thing

Oh something nice is supposed to be visible in the night sky tonight? Must be why it's so overcast in MN.

His shins must be really bruised from setting the bar so low

I wish I could claim I injured my hand punching Nazis, but ADHD/perimenopause has erased my spacial awareness and I slammed my hand into a doorframe carrying laundry.

A commercial jet was damaged by falling space x debris which seems like a very Futurama thing to happen

Who's solving the Louvre robbery? Right answers only

I'm sorry, child, we don't have money to send you to college because Mom got super into tattoos for a bit

Feels like MAGA watched a bunch of 80s movies and decided the rich kid/jock bully was their aspirational character. Which is kinda funny since the plucky weirdos usually win in the end.