I just got quoted $4,500 to get a family of raccoons out of my living room wall. Welcome home big baby puddin snatcher.

Who’s ready for the fuck-Drake-a-thon? You know I am.

I met a lady who was also buying urinary tract specialty cat food at the store and it felt a lot like meeting myself 20 years in the future. Let it be known that I’m still hot in my early 50s 👍

Bottled up Parakeet for the first time this year. She’s such a beauty and this time I added antioxidants. Hopefully we can retain this gorgeous natural color

What a fuckin January to do dry January for the first time, eh?

I do really like the artwork on this bottle though 🫧

A bunch of people have emailed me, written in order comments, DMed me on various platforms…and I concede. I will bring back Street Racer this spring. BUT YOU BETTER BUY IT. 💪🏻👀

This was one of the most surreal moments of the testing phase on this fragrance. A person (with a very good nose 😉) was able to read what I was going for nearly exactly. Coming in entirely blind. Incredible.

They really weren’t kidding when they said “permanent adhesive”

I have seen a couple pretty scathing reviews for Landscaper Fan-Fic (a perfume I make). Saying it’s “too masculine.” The concept of the fragrance is himbo from a romance novel weeds your garden, so idk what you want from me, Becca.

Oh just add a tiny bit of natural coloring to your perfume, she said….It’ll be fun, she said. Radioactive ass baja blast lookin juice 🤣🤣🤣

I have smelled a very close version of this and the reviews are in: GET YOUR NOSE ON THIS ASAP!! The marble note is remarkable. A romantic fig scent that has me yearning to walk barefoot, a candle’s glow lighting my way, through a castle’s overgrown sculpture garden. 10000/10 no notes

NEW FRAGRANCE ALERT!🚨 ENFORCED MODESTY Coming January 24th Notes: Fig leaf, ripening fig, marble, laurel wreaths, purple lilac, ivy, green mandarin, and creeping thyme

Nose training kits that were preordered for January will start shipping out tomorrow. 😁🩵

Can we talk about interest intersections in the perfume community? I have seen more fountain pen lovers here than nearly anywhere else and I’m loving it. May we all write beautifully and sustainably forever.