I AM THE 𝘈𝘙𝘛𝘍𝘜𝘓 𝘝𝘖𝘠𝘌𝘜𝘙 OF YOUR BRAIN'S EXPOSED &͟ DARKENED COMBS, YOUR MUSCLES' WEBBING &͟ ALL 𝐘𝐎𝐔𝐑 𝐍𝐔𝐌𝐁𝐄𝐑𝐄𝐃 𝐁𝐎𝐍𝐄𝐒 .

𝐁𝐀𝐃 , 𝘉𝘈𝘋 𝐆𝐈𝐑𝐋 -- -- 𝐆𝐎𝐍𝐍𝐀 𝐆𝐈𝐕𝐄 𝐘𝐎𝐔 𝐀 ◟ 𝐁𝐄𝐀𝐓𝐈𝐍' .ᐟ

❛ yeeeessshh — ! ❜ quickly, his hands surrender in theatrical succession. crimson eyes widening in utter shock at the draw of a knife. ❛ i mean … yeeesh … that’s not just for show, is it? are ya for’realsies gonna cut my head off over a lil’ hootin’ and hollerin’? i’ll be quiet — !! err… ❜

waaait! just hold on a minute! ( what an absolute hard-ass! but if it was cash he was wanting, then — he supposes there’s no real harm done. ultimately, there has been worse situations than this. ) don’t be sooo quick to leave! get me down and i’ll give ya whatever! puh-leeeeaaaseee !!

( frantic nodding accompanied with many ‘ mhm ‘s! rookie has survived scrapes and gashes of all degrees, however he is appreciative of the sentiment. ) i’ll bounce back, believe me! like a badass totally awesome lil’ — bouncy ball!

( gawking. gawking with the intensity of a thousand suns. ) what! when did doin’ things out of the kindness of your heart go out of style!! ( puppy dog eyes. puppy dog eyes will work. whimper snivel whine. ) surely, you’re better than that!

( oh, finally… finally! someone’s here to help him! this day wasn’t going to be so awful, after all. ) thank you — thank you! you’re a total lifesaver — !! if i could, i’d hug ya right ‘bout now !!

( no way this person was about to walk the other way. he actually refuses to believe... ) yea—p! ... why? ya need it?

( is currently hanging upside down from a tree. tch. should’ve watched out for that trap… )

𝐁𝐀𝐃 , 𝘉𝘈𝘋 𝐆𝐈𝐑𝐋 -- -- 𝐆𝐎𝐍𝐍𝐀 𝐆𝐈𝐕𝐄 𝐘𝐎𝐔 𝐀 ◟ 𝐁𝐄𝐀𝐓𝐈𝐍' .ᐟ #OCRP ♡︎ #MVRP 𖹭 & ↺ appreciated .ᐟ

❛ my knife… it’s gotta be here somewhere! check the area ‘round this tree, would you? please? please? pretty please? ❜ ugh… he was starting to feel sick.

❛ ‘ay! you! ❜ he wiggles within the binds. damn. this was some tough rope. ❛ yeah, you! could you help a guy out? i’ve been hangin’ ‘round like this for an hour … ❜

( is currently hanging upside down from a tree. tch. should’ve watched out for that trap… )

𝐃͟𝐄͟𝐀͟𝐓͟𝐇 CAN 𝐇𝐀𝐕𝐄 ME 𝘞𝘏𝘌𝘕 𝘐𝘛 𝐄𝐀𝐑𝐍𝐒 𝘔𝘌 .

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