Hans P
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Avid procrastinator.
My takeaway from this fact check: "Birds has the most refined eyesight of all species. They can spot a mouse from a quarter mile away." Yet, nearly a billion of them dies annually in the States from colliding with static objects. \o/
3 days ago
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Random F1 fact, relevant today. The number of times a driver starting from the 2nd grid position has finished outside the podium is 4 out of 16. So, it is fairly unlikely Lando will snatch defeat from the jaws of victory.
#F1
#AbuDhabiGP
4 days ago
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British media going the usual full spin city about the Kimi drama. This is why everybody hates McLaren and British teams, Britain. This is why you're booed worse than Trump abroad.
#F1
#LittleBritain
9 days ago
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TU TU TU DU
#F1
#QatarGP
11 days ago
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Looking at the gaps, the McLarens might end up well behind Tsunoda when they have to pit within 8 laps. Too much drama. 😅
#QatarGP
#F1
11 days ago
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This just got interesting. McLaren got stuck on the track because of their Papaya Rules, when everyone else pitted. 👀
#QatarGP
#F1
11 days ago
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Overanalysing video from one positional moment in SQ1 for ten minutes... Sometimes dedicated F1 television just gets too much. Wake me up when the race begins.
#SkySportsF1
#QatarGP
12 days ago
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McLaren still having issues with their car? They weren't able to assemble a car in time for the pre-practice "display time" of the GP weekend. Apparently some worry about the integrity of the chassis... 👀
#F1
#QatarGP
13 days ago
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Everton FC: Worst team, ever! United: Challenge accepted!
#MUNEVE
#PremierLeague
17 days ago
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The whole F1 world is hammering F5 on FIA's Decisions Documents page now... 👀
#F1
#LasVegasGP
19 days ago
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Lando is under investigation for having too little fuel in his car, and some other possible car related infraction... 👀
#F1
#LasVegasGP
19 days ago
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😑
#ScoDen
23 days ago
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Dorguuuuuuu \o/
#ScoDen
23 days ago
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Useless referee!!! Absolutely outrageous. \o/
#ScoDen
23 days ago
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MBS: Who wants to suck me dry? Random person: I will! MBS: Great! You're now the F1 Race Director! Random person: Thanks! What's F1? MBS: Don't worry about it. Just suck harder. The state of
#F1
#SaoPauloGP
about 1 month ago
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MBS has destroyed F1. That's a flippin' clear cut stop and go penalty for Piastri. He pile drived Kimi and crashed Charles out! It's not even a hard decision! Should have been announced immediately and they needed almost half a frigging hour to come to the wrong decision.
#F1
#SaoPauloGP
about 1 month ago
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Commentators mentioning Dolphins punter Jake Bailey marrying a woman called Bailey is at least some entertainment in TNF. ☺️
#NFL
about 1 month ago
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Russell might get Piastri yet... 👀
#F1
#USGP
about 2 months ago
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Norris done gone messed up there. No more free track limit moves left. Tsunoda doing surprisingly well. Fast enough to make it impossible for the others to use undercut.
#F1
#USGP
about 2 months ago
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What is Stroll doing driving back onto the track with a wheel almost hanging inside the cockpit, in a sprint race? \o/
about 2 months ago
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Throw Sweden out of FIFA and UEFA. Their right wing government representatives are now meddling in the sport. \o/
add a skeleton here at some point
about 2 months ago
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"It's hard to overtake here." - Martin Brundle, every race weekend since the introduction of hybrid power trains. 😋
#F1
#SingaporeGP
2 months ago
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Danish reminder: Kmag was forced to pit within less than half a lap both times he had front wing end plate damage. Watch how the steward will never mention Norris' damage.
#F1
#SingaporeGP
2 months ago
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Sky Sports Main Event going to commercials right when the Verstappen interview is about to start is so petty British... 👀🥲
#BakuGP
#F1
#LittleBritain
3 months ago
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Rain: "Everyone done with their pitstops? Time to shine..."
#BakuGP
#F1
3 months ago
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Rain in 2 minutes 👀
#BakuGP
#F1
3 months ago
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Kan ni ta bort den här extremist propaganda, tack? Hon är mentalt borta pga vad som hänt, och utnyttjas av wannabe-fascister till att sprida lögner som ni glatt upprepar.
3 months ago
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Leclerc's first time seeing a smartphone... 😅
#F1
#DutchGP
3 months ago
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The stewards are so inconsistent since FIA sacked "everyone" to quiet the discontent with the agendas. 10 sec penalty for Sainz for legitimate racing. 10 sec penalty for Kimi for extremely reckless driving. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
#F1
#DutchGP
3 months ago
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Champagne market watch... Maybe a good time to invest in a bottle? 👀🤞
#AbsentTrump
3 months ago
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#ManUtd
live, in the 2nd round EFL Cup 🙌 . . .
#ManUtd
live, in the 2nd round EFL Cup 😫
4 months ago
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Just looking at the relentless AI bot spam by Apple on the
#F1
topic, I guess, it is safe to say most accounts on here are unfortunately not real people. 😅
4 months ago
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Post some product placement! 🎥📺🖤
add a skeleton here at some point
4 months ago
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A ★★★★⯨ review of Weapons (2025) Just go and watch it! \o/ Doesn't matter if you are a fan of horror or not. Also, it is probably worth skipping reviews and comment sections before you see it.
4 months ago
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Rain for the salvation \o/
#F1
#HungarianGP
4 months ago
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Hur kan det komma sig att vi ska betala resebolagen i förskott för allt, medan de tar allt på faktura, en faktura som du sedan ärver, under hot om att bli slängd på gatan, utan att du får nått att säga om det? Du är den sista som ska stå för den kostnaden, eller?
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Resebolaget konkade under Kjells semester: ”20 000 för nya biljetter”
Det var inte ett grattis-sms Kjell fick på sin 55-årsdag i Antalya. Utan ett meddelande om att researrangören Mixxtravel gått i konkurs. – Det suger ju som in i
https://www.aftonbladet.se/nyheter/a/1MLaaQ/mixxtravel-gick-i-konkurs-mitt-under-turkietresan
4 months ago
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I guess that tsunami landed on Soldier Field in Chicago? That's a lot of rain \o/
#MUFC
#MunBou
4 months ago
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Pogi has a limit in the climbs!? 👀 Go van Aert! \o/
#TdF2025
5 months ago
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Oh, look! They're cycling in pouring rain on the cobble stones of Paris! Meanwhile, in
#F1
, "It's wet! 😭"
#TdF2025
vs
#BelgianGP
5 months ago
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Booooooooh,
#FIA
! This is beyond ridiculous.
#F1
#TrainingwheelsOn
5 months ago
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There is flippin' sunlight now and they still don't race... \o/
#F1
#BelgianGP
#Boring
5 months ago
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#F1
is back \o/ Time again to check the Sunday weather in places I am not in. Looks interesting... 👀
#BelgianGP
5 months ago
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Whelp, Hautacam didn't work out as planned for Jonas. ...Or the time trial. Bring on Superbagnéres! This is the one where it happens! \o/ ...said the eternal optimist in me...
#TDF2025
5 months ago
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Hautacam Day! \o/
#TDF2025
5 months ago
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DU DU DU TU...
#F1
#BritishGP
5 months ago
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So... This is the sad reality now for F1 fans? Apple flooding social media F1 feeds with bot spam for their movie? Can't that company just go away. 90% of internet spam would vanish over night if Apple didn't exist... 😅
5 months ago
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Arguably the smartest chess player in history, turned into a hillbilly due to his ideology of denying history.... Learning doesn't end when you graduate, kids!
6 months ago
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How can they keep paying like this after nearly 5½ hours??
#RolandGarros
#Tennis
6 months ago
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5 hours and going in
#RolandGarros
#Tennis
. In this doom scroll age, I can't even remember what life was like 5 hours ago.... 😅
6 months ago
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#F1
#DriverOfTheDay
#MonacoGP
Pierre Gasly.
7 months ago
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