Shower after camping ❤️

Got a new job, now I gotta look cool at work. My friend said I looked like a rad aunt in the nineties and I definitely take that as a compliment. Also, I am a rad aunt.

me every day

Sketchbook painting 12/29/24 Acrylic paint on paper

Christmas dress ❤️

Proceed

If you see anyone talking about how the Amazon strike could disrupt the flow of packages:

I’m like if a people pleaser and a people upsetter had a child

we're cooked

republicans should definitely try to stop the corrupt democrats from winning with the electoral college by getting rid of it

Anddddd..... I'm spiraling.

Going into every Arby’s bathroom and asking if anyone in there is DB Cooper, no luck so far but the city is paying me 120 dollars an hour in overtime. You can run Sky Bandit. You can run, but you cannot hide.

no one: my brain: lol everyone hates you

People make a lot of fun of the cops for just being on their phones all the time but what if there was a little guy they were looking for in there, then he’d be in trouble

One of the most beautiful things about sanctuary is helping animals live their best lives, even if that means something unconventional. Jerry the turkey is a perfect example of this.

Don't worry about me. I've gone to the archives to fetch some holiday magic. I'll be back shortly.

Oscar Wilde WISHES he came up with “would you suck every ape’s dick to save one human?”

A potential partner must have the correct level of enthusiasm about the Muppets. Too little and their hearts are devoid of joy. Too much and they are into an extreme kink so disgusting only a theatre kid could imagine it.

Little puffin family from an antique print on a blue ceramic yunomi tumbler. Looks nice in the winter sun #ceramics #pottery #art

I realized the reason I have such extreme burnout and anxiety right after work everyday is social anxiety. It has nothing to do with the work I do as a car detailer or driver, it's 100% the interactions I have all day with coworkers and customers. I don't seem socially anxious to others, though.

First art post in a while! Sketchbook painting I finished a couple days ago and just am getting around to posting. Acrylic paint on paper

Time for my morning preventative Tylenol

How's my day? I threw my back out putting on my underwear this morning, I'm bed ridden now and having to call out of work for multiple days, and this is my calorie tracker for today. It's.... Not great.

i will never enforce or respect a bathroom ban because i simply do not care about legality over morality. you can put w/e you want in your evil little law book and i'm still going to tell you to fuck off, accompany ALL my women friends to the bathroom and if you try to stop us i'll kick your ass

id rather be Morgan Freeman than a Freegan Mormon

going to call this stuff WAVE (white american vernacular english)

I put a dress on today since I'm off work, and I instantly feel a little more like myself. I like pretty floral tops and dresses with leggings/tights and sneakers. That's my vibe.

In the bar austistic as shit

We're about a decade in to this weird narrative where apparently centrists will always be driven right by us on the left but are somehow magically never driven left by the far-right.

jesus christ

what?!?

*walking into a party no one invited me to and dumping the snacks on the ground* first of all I hate it, you all suck, your place is dumb, and I am honestly FURIOUS you’re ignoring me. I DEMAND YOU BE MY FRIEND AND LISTEN TO ME HATE YOU

A handmade ceramic dragon mug I made shining in the sun. They're on shop.brambledragon.com now! #ceramics