so radiantly happy that i feel sorry for everyone who isn't me

let's run

what's better than this. nuthin

it seems unfair that such a deeply unlikeable person should have such a fat cock. pearls before swine. i know what side he tucks on

in the elevator with the fucking CEO

a leader at our partner pr firm attended the wh dinner where the incident happened... what's the etiquette even here... even if it was absurd i can't imagine the fear he must've felt

what if I'm just the same ten sentences in a trench coat

what i think is gonna happen to me if i forget whether i took my multivitamin and take another but then remember later that i did actually take it so I've taken 2 multivitamins

what i like best about futurama is that the creators really wanted you to know that everyone in the show was having weird gross freak sex and was better off for it

my student loans are below 9000... whoa... 25k over 12 years!

we did it!

eto

have a peep down the mouth

in front of my mom is CRAZY (censored cuz i don't wanna dox the guy)

saturday sunday

come to think of it The Silver Chair gave me the vocabulary word "mortal" (not as in like, a synonym for a human lifespan, but a modifier like "seriously" or "very") which i love but can't hardly ever use ("it'll take a mortal long time")

I like a good grip; I like to feel something in this slippery world that can hold, man.

with literally NO INTERFERENCE on my part risozora moved in together I'M SO MOVED....

dusted all my shelves and vacuumed time for cereal

u know luxm0ogle draws porn

it's date night again + it was date night last week but i forgor

never forget that literature for small children gave us "his name was Eustace Clarence Scrubb, and he almost deserved it"

the sheer amount of work this opening does with simple words in the right order

in my education minor i had a prof who encouraged us to stock our classrooms with books of all levels and genres because literally anything that gets someone reading is 👍 doesn't matter whether it's silly or easy or junk. people Aren't Reading. we need to be glad when they do

A Loose-Fish is fair game for anybody who can soonest catch it.

it's like rolling your ankle and then forever after that even if you heal up nice it's always going to be a bit shitty and prone to rolling again

sage ejaculation

organization 13's least eligible bachelors

here again

For this reason a sleeping apartment should never be furnished with a fire, which is one of the luxurious discomforts of the rich.

today's run album

and snufmin

eyes glazed over in a meeting on the future of the org thinking about sloppy t4t bareback

Instead of sparkling water, he now spouts red blood.

guess i can finally listen to this again 2 years on

FUCK! YESSSS!!!!!!!!! AAAA

updated for new hair (: drop yours pls

what they did to axel should be studied

where's davif

watch me slowly go mad as i try to figure out axels kh3 outfit and then give up

Over Descartian vortices you hover.

i feel like i did a really good job choosing their personalities!

pre and post yosora ass answers

i'm home. time to parallel play with everyone

I was crowded for space, and wished the other parts of my body to remain a blank page for a poem I was then composing

another dramatic phone call and another long sleepless night at the hospital and another discharge with a clean bill of health thank you mom very cool

all the world

why migraine. why now. i was good. i was really really good. why migraine fish now augh