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became a little tipsy at a work function last night and spilled that it was my first time being out / strictly they/them at a job and they asked some questions and were really nice to me and gave me hugs. being yourself is scary and difficult sometimes but worth it

been lying in bed so long my cats think i Actually went to bed and assumed their positions (sunday in the basket, fry on the floor)

All men live enveloped in whale-lines.

me when i get the last meatball set in the ikea cafeteria

murderers still sailed on

there's a couple in here and one of them has the other's kiss shape tattooed on her neck. holy moly

cute...

i appreciate modern conveniences so much but i really like going to Places and Doing Things myself... i like to go look for a book at the bookshop... renew documents in person... pick up my lunch... a little run around and talk to strangers

two nights in a row grim has messaged me constantine sunshine thirst traps while i'm talking to rex and it feels unfaithful to text rahhhh vampire vavussy 👅😋🩸 while also fielding rex with :kya:s

i feel like i haven't hornyposted on here lately. anyway death orgasm is sooooooooo hot and should happen 200% more often

yes.... YES.... !!!!

i think when you're radiantly happy you should be allowed to call out of work and lay around and be happy and that employers should understand

ain't no way the executive leadership in this women's day seminar are talking about how hard it was to lay so many people off last week

I must be content with a hint.

i feel like that stupid reddit couple texting in the dark meme. both of them. every day all the time

you'll never guess what happened (except it's the bath instead)

by the time i'm done with him he's gonna be so shriveled in the back of the fridge not even top mycologists will be able to identify him

lrp the world if we had more queer4queer m/f [utopia]

fish got me reading Sunshine and i got to the end of part one, took a picture of the page, and messaged them with it saying "i'm going to throw up"

the stranger stood between me and the door

desperately wanted to go run again when i got home but something happened and now i'm in bed

really good 72 hours

holy shit

men in my life texting me like this

yesterday i had an apple... and the day before that a piece of bread and chocolate... baby what are you doing

he thrashed and murred in there for quite a while, i reckon he thought he was trapped

according to ftm friends i'm extremely privileged to have dark leg hair despite being blond above the waist. i think i could be a good satyr in my next life

baby sunday appreciation

Alright I have to go to bed now

man i haven't done shit today

150 a month...guess I'll die

roasting in my hot car with the windows up after sitting in a 69° office for five hours... i'm listening to my music and do not need to be rescued

Heaven have mercy on us all—Presbyterians and Pagans alike—for we are all somehow dreadfully cracked about the head, and sadly need mending

i'm surrounded by dog people

stumbled into the living room this morning and found a package... i had completely forgotten to open my new plastic yesterday

coworker: what are you smiling about me: nothing! just happy coworker: are you quitting???

entrapment. the reason coffee is hot is so you sip it slowly and don't get tachy and die

it's a good thing i got my insurance sorted this week... no one fucking tell my cardiologist ive been jogging okay

what is it about a looong walk that makes stretching 10x as good the day after... feels nsfw to feel this good in public

lrp

showers of gore

a laugh’s the wisest, easiest answer to all that’s queer

woke up to fry snoring

okay... ran showered did tomorrow's lunch fed cats cleaned cat box cleaned kitchen drew talked to grim... now the nightman cometh and then bed