friend with benefits* *Under the table pay

ever had to shoot your shot with your mom standing there? life-changing stuff

punctured

My sensations were strange.

finally watched let the right one in after all these years and wow! cute!!

see that all goes well

It makes a stranger stare.

your friends who have gone before are clearing out the seven-storied heavens

AND I ONLY AM ESCAPED ALONE TO TELL THEE

i live in the least walkable city in the US but i'm also a filthy leftist so i get big time anxiety when someone i'm walking with doesn't obey the cross signal or use the crosswalk despite them being very inconveniently placed and difficult to access most of the time

when i searched up that How to Be a Dog poem yesterday google's fuckass AI search results summary was feverishly insisting it was not possible to become a dog

chief mates, and second mates, and third mates, and sea carpenters, and sea coopers, and sea blacksmiths, and harpooneers, and ship keepers; a brown and brawny company, with bosky beards; an unshorn, shaggy set, all wearing monkey jackets for morning gowns

lala bio ominous

SILENT HILL FUCKIN RULES AGAIN

STICK TO THE BOAT, is your true motto in whaling; but cases will sometimes happen when LEAP FROM THE BOAT, is still better.

maybe not a popular opinion but i don't feel crushes are inherently actionable... sometimes it's nice just to enjoy them and experience some fondness for as long as you can/as long as it lasts and that's all that happens and it's fine

perhaps we may become jolly good bedfellows after all—there’s no telling

flat

festering another crush lads

We cannibals must help these Christians.

knocked out at 830 because i was sooo tired and woke up two hours later feeling like i had certain slept at least six

a whale must be near

if you have anything important to tell us, out with it; but if you are only trying to bamboozle us, you are mistaken in your game

range

at last I was continually squeezing their hands, and looking up into their eyes sentimentally

It never wriggles.

This is a nasty night, lad.

simply irresistible

columbo...i need this old man

You shuddered as you gazed

Swerve me? ye cannot swerve me, else ye swerve yourselves! man has ye there. Swerve me?

new asgeir!!!! youtu.be/LT6qolTsrwc

when usps says out for delivery

her companions swim around her with every token of concern, sometimes lingering so near her and so long, as themselves to fall a prey

well that's not true per se i just can't listen to music that makes me too tachy and js makes me feel like driving into a ditch

<-- always knew that artist was horny but didn't say anything bc i'm no snitch

when the actor gains weight for the role

this is some delicious fucking food for a certain kind of freak

sharp objects is like if euphoria took place in kentucky

i used those sor/iku room sprays on my couch once four months ago and my entire house still reeks like fruity twinks (i just couldn't tell because i got my sense of smell back for a bit a few weeks ago)

I have heard it said, and I do not much doubt it

you can tell how much i love mj because i even dusted before they came over. i don't even do that for my mom