Hear me out, magical womb tattoo that gets us both knocked up and spreads the tattoo to the bottom 🤔🤔🤔 I wonder what @dukerocheister.bsky.social and @sorenhikaru.bsky.social would think 👀

Maybe I stop buying momentary joy and save up for commissions 🤔

Hate it when the garbage crawls out of the landfill to try to check on you (if you saw the original uncensored, no you didn’t)

BEEF

Balls are a bit full today I feel

Gonna be honest, I cooked with this. 7am wake-up thoughts hit different

I thought the saying was “seize the means of reproduction” and developed an mpreg kink

Tits out for cooking!

Fun fact: If we’re friends, you’re invited to send lewds and also come and more/cumflate me with all of your loads. Platonic of course 🥰

I have a dumb horny idea for how I want to evolve my sona from just a purple dragon to a dragon/gator hybrid aesthetic involving failed magic, a womb tattoo, and way more cum than someone would produce in one go. The problem; no ref sheet and no artist I can tap for this 😭

We slutty now, chat?

Begging for my pics to upload correctly so I can be a slut for everyone

Time to help daddy and blow his candle for him 🥵

Haaaate having the flu, but what I hate most about it is it turns my hormones into overdrive and I just want to be someone’s personal cum dump 😩. 102f fever, but I also wanna get knocked up? What IS my body 🫩

Loook at this fat dog!

I got to eat a bunch of food! A Christmas miracle!

A little buzzed rn, like this post if you wanna eat my ass

I am almost half way to my goal, which I was not expecting, especially so soon. I won’t lie and say I’m asking for donations (because that it the point of GFM, obviously) because I know it’s the holidays, all I’m really asking for is everyone’s least favorite currency - exposure.

don't claim it. doesn't matter that it's free. Don't.

The impostor syndrome and dysphoria of never being satisfied with the pup hood mock-up you make, knowing you want a hood, but just can't design one that makes you happy 😔

Visited a new sushi place and I give it the seal of approval

This is actually quite brilliant, up to and including the final sentence 🔥

“If you don’t like being mocked/made fun of/reduced to tired jokes, just block and move on.” And yet, here you are being the performative one for the pick me mean girls. I guess it doesn’t mean anything if people tried educating him, only to get blocked and triple down on his ignorance though.

Anyways, the “I respect [BLANK] except,…” rhetoric is a page out of the transphobe playbook and I wish the worst on anyone whistling that tune to also silence sexuality growth and discovery.

Not saying a belly full of cum from my friends would fix me, but it would HEAVILY improve morale around here 🥵🥴🫃

Yeah, that’s how this has felt

I remember when my Discover page was filled with dick. 🫩 fuck the Bluesky admins for turning this into Twitter2.0 but with worse AI than before

I miss seeing dick on my tl when scrolling in bed… fuck puritanical lawmakers. They’ll not allow us to consent to sex but will force AI trash on us without consent.

Just drained the life (and cum) out of my amazing partner and left them still throbbing and hard after ☺️ I take great pride in my work. (And a belly full of thick cum 🤤)

I actually wish I was joking about this but fr, putting out for a Switch 2 icons, 😔✌️

Who do I need to make content for to fund a Switch 2? The pokemon FOMO is REAL

Reshare of you like Big, Thick and Uncut Dick #FCF

Now THAT is a POV I wish I was there to experience 🤤

I’m truly sorry to anyone coming to my profile from the Wario64 post and seeing this is a horny furry account. I commented on the wrong account (:

It’s wild that 25 of 50 states have a porn ban/adult verification process now. Fuck the American governments over-reach and fuck the government at the state level for buckling to the bigots using this to mask their agendas to terrorize queer spaces.

Here's a handy guide to get around it with a few methods aside from vpn

My partner is so hot 🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤

Look I know October is around the corner and Locktober comes with it, but as someone who enjoys sucking dick platonically and enjoys the texture of dick on their tongue, I cannot help want to be a modern age Robin Hood, freeing dick and taking the nut from the rich and giving to the poor (me).

Does this apron make me look fat???

Ready for the week!!

I have far too many mutuals following possibly the 3rd biggest piece of shit in my life? Like, seeing this person causes me to feel actual seething anger and hatred comparable to how I feel about the state of our country.

DO NOT go back to twitter that is the hitler site. i am dead serious with this shit. its main role as a de-facto organ of the trump admin is to facilitate nazi propaganda. you cannot be posting your doodles on the "euthanize all trans people" forum just because they still allow pornography

Bonus FCF, the “why aren’t you under my desk 😤” edition 💛

😮‍💨TGIF #FCF

My partner is so hot and cute 🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵

It’s my birthday in a couple days! Who’s ready to make me a fatter birthday boy? 🎂

Did I just eat 7 of my 8 large pizza slices in the span OF 7 minutes? Yes, will I regret this in the morning? ALSO yes

Umm so it’s Friday. Are you wanting to see these photos?

Everyone finding my account via my bitching about the shite state of Florida and how there's no longer a livable island of blue there, I'm SO sorry, this is a horny af porn account. My point stands, BUT THIS ACCOUNT IS LIKE, 99% OF PORN LIKING AND POSTING.