vvitch and vvolf
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I love steak. vvitchandvvolf.com For ACEOS-
https://www.etsy.com/shop/VVitchandVVolf
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Jac Mac and š
1 day ago
CSU is trying to eliminate the Spanish BA program at East Bay. The program numbers have been increasing, not decreasing, and it is unnaceptable to cut a Spanish degree at an HSI in California! This reflects total disdain for our community - please sign the petition if you are able and willing
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Protect the Spanish B.A. at CSUEB - CFA - East Bay
https://cfa-eastbay.solidarity.tech/protect-the-spanish-b-a-at-csueb
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What are the first 5 days after Sunday always the worst?
3 days ago
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Weāre playing with my dog and my dog is getting out of control so my granddaughter said, āwe should call her hurricane Barbara.ā Except she pronounced it āhorricane.ā
4 days ago
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One thing about me is that I will eat 4 oz of goat cheese in one sitting and still have room for more.
4 days ago
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Saturday night goofing with my granddaughter. I usually donāt post her on public social media but since sheās has mask-like makeup on I thought Iād share. Sheās proud of her ideas - we did one other one but I havenāt edited it yet.
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4 days ago
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I did a little series of 9 Solstice gouache paintings and theyāre available on my Etsy shop. Theyāre all original gouache paintings, not prints, 2.5āx3.5ā ACEOs.
www.etsy.com/shop/VVitcha...
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5 days ago
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My cat has been a menace since she came back from the kennel a few weeks ago. Sheās been going into containers to pull out cat treats on her own, sassing my dog & making bread on the back of my head if I sit on the couch. She stole a napkin out of my lunch box ⦠tell Me why she is sleeping on it?
6 days ago
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Forbes I think you meant āwidely considered a war criminal.ā
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9 days ago
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Just sharing this- the website is up.
bigbeautifulboycott.us
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Big Beautiful Boycott
The Big Beautiful Boycott stops funding to those funding fascism. Every dollar is a choice
https://bigbeautifulboycott.us/
11 days ago
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Chronic Illness Humor
12 days ago
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Lucas
12 days ago
We are now officially entering tamales season. They will begin to threaten every breakfast, every lunch, every dinner. They creep closer until they overpower all other possible meal options. They will hang over a Mexican's head like a Tamal of Damocles.
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Andrew Gurza
17 days ago
you are so much closer to needing disability benefits than you are to becoming a billionaire.
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About 7-8 years ago I had a flare up that did some neurological stuff to me. One of those things was altering my ability to draw⦠in that I could not draw or paint anymore- at least not like before. This year Iāve been reteaching myself to draw and paint and it really sucked at first. It was HARD
about 1 month ago
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@thebigleblueski.bsky.social
@jacmacandsneeze.bsky.social
The rest of the world is finally catching up to me.
about 2 months ago
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Today after work when I was picking up my granddaughter from school, some woman yelled, āyou donāt look like the type of person to drive a Camaro, ā at me. She was across the street and walking her dog and felt the need to tell me that. People are weird.
about 2 months ago
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You guys ⦠Iām ashamed to admit this but I ate a taco with a fork today.
about 2 months ago
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What a ridiculous time to be alive.
about 2 months ago
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Chronic Illness Humor
about 2 months ago
MY BODY: Do you wanna have a flare up? ME: No. MY BODY (repeats 1,000 times): pleaseeeeeee ME: Fine. Just shut up.
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Will there ever be a day in my life where a dog and a cat and a child donāt follow me into the bathroom? It doesnāt seem likely.
about 2 months ago
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My daughter recently got married in Dubai and her husband is still in Tehran. Sheās trying to get him out but she needs help with the immigration attorney and some other unexpected expenses. This is her gofundme⦠if anyone is in a position to help out, even with just a repost
gofund.me/8da095eb
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Donate to It turns out eloping isn't always the cheapest way to marry, organized by Shahrzad Parsi
My husband and I eloped the other month because let's be real⦠Shahrzad Parsi needs your support for It turns out eloping isn't always the cheapest way to marry
https://gofund.me/8da095eb
3 months ago
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CVS is absolutely stupid. They have a drive thru pharmacy and they DO NIT SELL COVID TESTS IN THE DRIVE THRU. You have to go into the store to buy it ⦠doesnāt buying a test imply you might have it? How does that make sense? Even with Apple Pay I had to touch the keypad. CVS SUCKS.
3 months ago
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A little video of me painting, with the finished product at the end, and some of the most recent ACEOs Iāve been painting. The last two of mine are just practice and copies of someone elseās paintings so theyāre not listed on my eBay, but the others are. Included my granddaughterās paintings.
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3 months ago
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I just listed a few ACEO original paintings on eBay. If you like spooky little paintings (very little) theyāre original art, not prints and still under $5.
ebay.us/m/SuWjXh
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Security Measure
https://ebay.us/m/SuWjXh
4 months ago
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TF is going on in my granddaughterās bedroom?
4 months ago
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My neighbors electric car sends my Chromesthesia into chaos. It looks like a lightning storm.
4 months ago
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Iāve been trying to fit in creative time because Iāve been overwhelmed over the past 12 months. I have very little free time, so Iāve been trying to fit in creative stuff I can do with my granddaughter. Yesterday we started making ACEOs. Itās been fun!
5 months ago
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My weird dog sticks her paw in my slippers again. šš
5 months ago
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TrooperSJP of the AcademicFoxhole
5 months ago
When people say they shouldn't have to pay for digital entertainment because not paying for PDFs or MP3's or etc. is a way to strike a blow against capitalism, what they are revealing is that their version of anti-capitalism is about feeling progressive while exploiting other people's labor.
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When I worked at Borders, a women asked me where the restrooms were. I said āDownstairs, next to the cafe.ā She said āThereās a downstairs?ā The only entrance to that building was on the 1st floor.
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6 months ago
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Iām back in immunosuppressants. It was fun while it lasted.
6 months ago
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I will never understand how a grown adult thinks itās ok to just start petting someone elseās dog without asking first. We were in line at an ice cream place today and my dog (a service dog) was in a down position right by my feet. Sheās trained, I donāt have to constantly be supervising her
6 months ago
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Good morning from this sweet baby.
6 months ago
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SPOOKY Mistress Usili (Sage) š³ļøāā§ļø
6 months ago
also you all need to see this, because this is something I don't think *anybody* could predict for where this ad goes
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Last year I started teaching my granddaughter the correct way to cut & keep her fingers out of the way of the knife, ONLY TO SLICE MY OWN FINGER STRAIGHT INTO THE NAILBED tonight when I was cooking dinner. Anyhoo I probably need stitches but I just gorilla-glued it back together.
7 months ago
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I got a TB test yesterday, so that I can go on field trips with my granddaughter. Does that look normal? Are there usually red lines coming out of it? I havenāt had a TB test in maybe 20 yrs. I canāt find anything similar on the internet.
7 months ago
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These taste like what I imagine burnt paper tastes like. But less flavor. I donāt know what I thought theyād taste like and I deeply regret the experience.
7 months ago
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I made Tepache and itās exquisite.
7 months ago
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I meant Season 2.
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7 months ago
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We recapped Andor yesterday before starting season 3 and I want to thank whoever is responsible for throwing in this JWST tribute because now my granddaughter also thinks I built the Death Star.
7 months ago
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We went to the farmerās market for dinner tonight and when we sat down by the playground to eat our empanadas some little kid started yelling āHey, you gotta man? Hey, you gotta man?ā At my granddaughter. She asked me āWhat does that mean?ā Sheās 8, the kid was maybe 9 or 10. Iām tired.
7 months ago
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Iād go back to the Catholic Church for this. J/K no I wouldnāt but Iām still rooting for him.
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7 months ago
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GODDAMMITTTTT THE LAST OF US!
7 months ago
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They really missed an opportunity not calling this Haole Grail Donuts.
7 months ago
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Sunday Funday for Tigerlily.
7 months ago
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So Iāve had to start crating her again. Mind you she has broken all of her Canine teeth trying to escape. I feel bad crating her. She tears up anything in the crate with her so I thought a water bottle on the outside would be good - I was wrong. She knocked it out AND managed to unscrew the valve.
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8 months ago
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Recently Iād been leaving my dog out of the crate while Iām gone. A few weeks ago she tore up a jacket that was hanging on the back of the door rack. A few days ago she tried to open the front door. She already knows how to open lever doors but this time she tried to open a locked knob.
8 months ago
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Yesterday she told me she was ketchup and I am mustard. Not as big of a compliment since she only likes mustard on hot dogs, but you know, Iāll still take it.
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8 months ago
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Adorable things my granddaughter has said to me: āI am spaghetti and you are garlic bread because we go together.ā If you understood how much this kid loves garlic bread, you would know what a compliment that is.
8 months ago
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My granddaughter was looking at photos of the baby shower I threw for her mom and she showed me this picture and asked how old I was. I said 48 and she said āItās weird because you were young and old at the same time.ā
8 months ago
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My dog chased my cat onto the kitchen table so the cat smacked the dog in the face. The dog started whining so much that I thought she was really hurt so I called her over. She got smacked in the face but LIMPED over to me. I said āLet me see your paw.ā She gave me the wrong one. Tattle-tale faker.
8 months ago
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