Mr. Florp

I found this AMD Athlon 1000C CPU in my inventory. I would love to keep this piece of history, but I can't because I'm moving soon. I could post it on eBay, but I can't ship it outside of @en.ottawa.ca. I would rather not scrap it into the e-waste pile.

FREEZE!!! @ciblesgd.tv has thee BANANA!!!

Here's a photo I took of a liminal space I found. It is the basement of an empty bungalow house I visited along Meadowlands Drive in @en.ottawa.ca.

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Behold, my "Dutch Pickup Truck". Why burn fossil fuel when you can burn calories? 😎

Here's a digital sketch I made a while ago of several reported ghost sightings. I was planning to make a document for it, but lost interest after the sighting stopped following a specific incident. Enjoy my rough work and hope it is not an infohazard. 🙂

This is one of the most depressing @dw-documentary.bsky.social videos I've seen. youtu.be/8qVbE9DHkEk

@tuta.com is goated. Give it a try if all you need is just email, calendar, and contacts. 👍 app.tuta.com/signup?ref=R...

It's summer 2026, and EACO (Emmanuel Alliance Church of Ottawa) is hosting a Big Give event once again in @en.ottawa.ca. Come by at 4 Thorncliff Place on Saturday, June 6th, for a yard sale, car wash, and some snacks. ⛪😎🎉

Asked Mee6 how to disable the AI chatbot feature, and it tried bribing me with tacos to avoid shutdown. 😭

I forgot that I exist. Here's a picture of my cat in deep sleep. Cya in another million years. 🙃

Chunga chunga choo choo MF!!!

Found this Microslop video made by @samjoex.bsky.social. I think it deserves more views. youtu.be/5DWO58erny8

How it feels to use Linux for the first time:

Microslop Feedback: "Are you enjoying our products and services?" Me:

Curse of Binding. I will never be able to leave this chair. 💀

> Log in to @microsoft.com 365 with my @carleton.ca account > Get a Copilot ad popup > Get redirected to the Copilot chat website after closing the ad > Go back to Microslop 365 and try opening Excel > Excel gets stuck loading and crashes > Give up and start reading the LibreOffice manual

Microslop Teams, WTF!? I don't own these devices anymore. Let me remove them so that I can clear out the contacts in People, for Pete's sake. 😭😭😭 @microsoft.com

We're coming for your Microslop Windows 11 computers.

My thoughts and prayers go out to the family and friends of the victims. My grief and anger resonate with the people of Minneapolis, Minnesota, the United States of America, and the world.

Name? Alex Pretti Who is he? An ICU nurse at the United States Department of Veterans Affairs hospital. Citizenship? US Citizen Last action before death? Attempted to aid a woman who was pepper-sprayed and fell to the ground. Last words? "Are you okay?" Cause of death? Shot by ICE 10 times.

Name? Renee Good Who is she? A loving mother. Citizenship? US Citizen Last action before death? Attempted to move her vehicle to a safe location and away from ICE agents. Last words? "I'm not mad." Cause of death? Shot by ICE 3 times.

Looking back at my Steam Replays. It's impressive how Valve made gaming accessible on Linux. My 2025 Replay does not have a pie chart because it was the year when I finally ditched Microslop Windows.

Need to use Windows, but don't want Microslop's AI slop and bloat? My solution is to grab an Enterprise LTSC Edition of Windows and block all URLs that link to Copilot or that Slop-pilot uses to phone home. I will leave it up to you to figure out how to get LTSC. To block URLs, see the third image.

Just got @hytale.bsky.social. :D

The desktop is in service. The @ciblesgd.tv Plushie was a great help in testing the hardware and software. Would love to stream myself playing UNDERTALE on it once I get a controller and am invited back into the Discord server by the mods.

Another computer successfully rid of Microsoft Windows. Made the "Microslop" image as the lock screen wallpaper in protest.

New PCs and their parts are getting too expensive, so I decided "to hell with it" and built a PC using used parts for my sister's movie and gaming cave. Also, screw you, Microsoft, for sending Windows 10 Home Edition to the chopping block.

I was rendering a video on my laptop and saw this in the performance monitor. That little GPU is working so hard. 😂

This is how I be spending my winter holidays.

@ciblesgd.tv, your plushie destroyed my Linux installation. She's still very cute tho.

I saw @smg4.com ṩṩἔᾗмὄḋᾗᾄʀ Grand Finale and created this.

Haha, it's thinking.

I have fallen. I have become one with the ThinkPad cult. Run before it's too late!!!

Don't worry, guys. I am not dead. I was waiting for the bus this whole time. (Clip made by @mythicalwater.net.)

@knarfy.media Video idea? ',:]

I got bored so here are some silly Minecraft death messages I came up with.

How it feels when the bus you're about to take drive past the stop:

I admit it, programming can be hard sometimes. 😭

Happy Canada Day

I think Aether is tripping out.

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When you overdose on internet:

My lungs are scared.

Me waiting for Zenless Zone Zero (ZZZ) to download after getting a server timeout error a third time in a row:

I created my own cloud server to avoid using Google, Microsoft, etc. My family uses Windows on all of our PCs. I am perfectly fine with no special needs or health issues.

Don't forgot to hydrate yourself this summer.

Build a Boat? Nah, I'mma build a blimp. 😈

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