Chunga chunga choo choo MF!!!

Found this Microslop video made by @samjoex.bsky.social. I think it deserves more views. youtu.be/5DWO58erny8

How it feels to use Linux for the first time:

Microslop Feedback: "Are you enjoying our products and services?" Me:

Curse of Binding. I will never be able to leave this chair. 💀

> Log in to @microsoft.com 365 with my @carleton.ca account > Get a Copilot ad popup > Get redirected to the Copilot chat website after closing the ad > Go back to Microslop 365 and try opening Excel > Excel gets stuck loading and crashes > Give up and start reading the LibreOffice manual

Microslop Teams, WTF!? I don't own these devices anymore. Let me remove them so that I can clear out the contacts in People, for Pete's sake. 😭😭😭 @microsoft.com

We're coming for your Microslop Windows 11 computers.

My thoughts and prayers go out to the family and friends of the victims. My grief and anger resonate with the people of Minneapolis, Minnesota, the United States of America, and the world.

Name? Alex Pretti Who is he? An ICU nurse at the United States Department of Veterans Affairs hospital. Citizenship? US Citizen Last action before death? Attempted to aid a woman who was pepper-sprayed and fell to the ground. Last words? "Are you okay?" Cause of death? Shot by ICE 10 times.

Name? Renee Good Who is she? A loving mother. Citizenship? US Citizen Last action before death? Attempted to move her vehicle to a safe location and away from ICE agents. Last words? "I'm not mad." Cause of death? Shot by ICE 3 times.

Looking back at my Steam Replays. It's impressive how Valve made gaming accessible on Linux. My 2025 Replay does not have a pie chart because it was the year when I finally ditched Microslop Windows.

Need to use Windows, but don't want Microslop's AI slop and bloat? My solution is to grab an Enterprise LTSC Edition of Windows and block all URLs that link to Copilot or that Slop-pilot uses to phone home. I will leave it up to you to figure out how to get LTSC. To block URLs, see the third image.

Just got @hytale.bsky.social. :D

The desktop is in service. The @ciblesgd.tv Plushie was a great help in testing the hardware and software. Would love to stream myself playing UNDERTALE on it once I get a controller and am invited back into the Discord server by the mods.

Another computer successfully rid of Microsoft Windows. Made the "Microslop" image as the lock screen wallpaper in protest.

New PCs and their parts are getting too expensive, so I decided "to hell with it" and built a PC using used parts for my sister's movie and gaming cave. Also, screw you, Microsoft, for sending Windows 10 Home Edition to the chopping block.

I was rendering a video on my laptop and saw this in the performance monitor. That little GPU is working so hard. 😂

This is how I be spending my winter holidays.

@ciblesgd.tv, your plushie destroyed my Linux installation. She's still very cute tho.

I saw @smg4.com ṩṩἔᾗмὄḋᾗᾄʀ Grand Finale and created this.

Haha, it's thinking.

I have fallen. I have become one with the ThinkPad cult. Run before it's too late!!!

Don't worry, guys. I am not dead. I was waiting for the bus this whole time. (Clip made by @mythicalwater.net.)

@knarfy.media Video idea? ',:]

I got bored so here are some silly Minecraft death messages I came up with.

How it feels when the bus you're about to take drive past the stop:

I admit it, programming can be hard sometimes. 😭

Happy Canada Day

I think Aether is tripping out.

guh-dough

When you overdose on internet:

My lungs are scared.

Me waiting for Zenless Zone Zero (ZZZ) to download after getting a server timeout error a third time in a row:

I created my own cloud server to avoid using Google, Microsoft, etc. My family uses Windows on all of our PCs. I am perfectly fine with no special needs or health issues.

Don't forgot to hydrate yourself this summer.

Build a Boat? Nah, I'mma build a blimp. 😈

EACO (Emmanuel Alliance Church of Ottawa) will be hosting a Big Give event next Saturday. Feel free to come over if you're interested. 😎👍

Challenge Complete! How Did We Get Here?

Finally created my starter packs. Too bad my friends don't post that often... (. _ .)

The Mujin game project has been restarted. We have decided to change it from an ARG to a simple dungeon clearing game. The project has also be renamed from Mujin's Endless Journey to Mujin and the Bad Bubblegum Noodles. We are currently in the planning stages.

ÆUGH

My new friend.

Who said you can't use an engineering software for silly redstone contraptions?

< penguin noises >

So lazy... I wish I could be as lazy as my cat with no consequences. 😺

@hells-kazinno.bsky.social ate some bubblegum flavoured noodles and it was so bad that it inspired me to create a game for it. 💀

This feels illegal.

I never felt so offended by a bus driver.

Here's an update for Mujin's Endless Journey game. Unfortunately, due to unforeseen complications, I have to put the project on hiatus. However, I am experimenting with GoDot and may look into collaborating with someone special.