I posted this then dipped for 7 months. This is who I am as a human being.

I call my pussy hamburger helper Because she makes a great meal.

"Diogenes, honorary transsexual" is now something I have included in a school assignment

Girls who are dirtbag fuckbois with monster energy, axe body spray, drywall repair expert, Kyle energy 😍😍😍

I still don't know what Yuri is and at this point I'm afraid to ask

Watching Ana "The Uterus" Kasparian's crash out has been amazing. She caught the transphobic brain rot and now is just spiralling out harc

This dude is why they invented truck fucking someone with a skateboard

It's so good to finally get some academic representation

Y'all should read cuckoo if you haven't already. 10/10 banger.

It bothers me that I have to regularly out myself as a trans woman (when topical and relevant) out of a desperate hope that my presence, in that fleeting moment of connection, will serve to humanize us just a little bit more - I may be the only tslur they ever meet after all 1/2

Fascist collaborators get the wall.

This may be a controversial opinion, but I think if, back in the mid to late 2010s, if we had all just self-crit'd a little harder, we wouldn't be in this position now

I got a dumb tattoo today and I love it 😍

No amount of internet discourse will ever convince me that non consenually outting every blank profile, no-pfp, bigotted, sex pesty, Grindr creep wouldn't be an objectively good thing. That's it that's the post.

I’m going to be very honest: 2025 is not going to be a good-looking year for trans people in Canada. The biggest reason why? The federal Conservatives. My latest Canadian anti-trans risk assessment map is now available online (for the 1st time since Nov. 2023)! celeste.lgbt/en/2025/01/j...

I'm MC menopause And my flow is full of flaws

Calling it now 2025 will involve a (Dylan) Mulvaneyaissance

My cute dumb thigh tattoos always make me giggle (esp the potato)

It's a weirdly anachronistic feeling only knowing maybe two or three other people who lost their families due to transitioning. I'd always thought there would be some shared experience here, instead it's just another life situation I can't really relate to anyone over.

What ended the 1987 Stock Market Crash? Tony Blair buying Missile Futures. Wonder how that worked out? This is from 'Cancel Crash'. Tony Blair, by two of the traders in the doc, is said to have ostensibly been the 'buyer of last resort' to plug the hole in the market and allowing it to recover.

As a community we’ve done incredible work sexualizing and making desirable girldick, we need to start doing that with neopussy so that girls aren’t afraid they’re losing their “uniqueness” when they get bottom surgery

Who needs electrolysis (ouchie) or a tracheal shave ($$$) when I can just get my throat tattooed

Good idea or great idea: Knuckle tattoos that say "cvnt grrl"

I treated others how I wanted to be treated. I put into the world what I wanted out of it. So why was it always impossible for you to say "I'm sorry I snapped at you. I was upset and shouldn't have taken it out on you."? That's it. Just that. Just acknowledging that I had been hurt unintentionally.

Trauma makes us fucking hilarious (heart breaking)

I'm still here (self deprecatingly)

Ya girl got 6 years sober today

You ever seen someone just give up on you in real time? The quietest of sighs, eyes growing a little duller as they decide you're just not worth it anymore. I got to see it again today.

So this site's dead now right? Well it was a neat experiment

This just seems excessive for 28 days worth of anti piss pills

Things we didn't do as a society that we should have: slapped every douchebag with a blue tooth headset whenever they wore it Things we did as a society we shouldn't have: ignored the beautiful majesty of posting song lyrics when sad Think of just how much more extra swifties could have been

Sex with me is like a fire drill, were out of compliance because we just don't do them anymore (I lost the little hat and vest)

My mental health has hit the "i'm beyond overwhelmed with the grind that is modern transphobia plus social ostracization plus 3 years of post op complications and the reality of a future defined by pain and I don't know how to cope so I'm posting song lyrics" phase

Fashy bigots: "we want to eradicate your very existence from history" Trans people: "bro I just want the ability to exist" Radical centrist shitlibs: "as a compromise, why don't trans people (women) just kill themselves? It's genius! I am so smart"

Just found out I'm not pregnant :(

Of fucking course his name is Kevin.

Sorry to hear about your genitals preference. That sounds like it's tough to navigate. You should try going to therapy to resolve that trauma instead of weaponizing it to fuel your bio-essentialist transmisogyny, cause rn you're giving big "what about MEN" in that you won't sort your own shit out.

Jesse Singal's life's work is laundering transphobia into language that that cocktail party set finds palatable. This technique attacks a weakness of liberalism and democracy, and it's being exploited ruthlessly right now. You have to treat the shtick like the thing it's pretending not to be.

Gangbangs: cause teamwork makes my cream squirt

Sent this photo to a girl I'm flirting with "Tell me you bottom without telling me" 😅

Post transition: Geena Davis Pre transition: (Egg (90s) era) Billy Corgan

Call me a Star wipe the way my transition is whimsical and charming, if a bit dated. Like serving spotted dick.

It's also possible to be bald and hot and not be clocky (Tho learning to live with and embrace that dysphoria is a BITCH)

Hey transphobes Why hate trans people when there are so many more CEOs out there? 400+ of us died in the last year but I'd bet that didn't feel a fraction as good as hearing that that cunt ceo Brian Thompson got got

I miss the old abuser-bodied discourse Penis people (girls (bad)) like me should be able to neco old forms of transmisogyny when they're bored and my next smart meeting isn't for an hour

Honestly starting to think that folks like this, assuming theyre not just disingenuous fear mongers, are desperately trying to convince themselves they're different (better) than us and can be happy not transitioning. They want the social clout of being not cis while maintaining their cis privilege

Make them afraid.

Yet more proof that direct action is the only effective way to communicate with people who live such privileged and detached worlds.