that’s not very gnarly of you

my adhd 🤝 jazz

you could say I’m a builder of sorts. I paid off my credit card debt and then built it back up again

having an all black wardrobe is cool until you need to find a specific black top in a sea of black clothing

I have no guilt about any of my pleasures

rubbing salt in my wounds just to feel something

[doomscrolling through a wall of reposts like I’m watching reruns of episodes I missed]

the horrors persist but so do—actually it’s just the horrors at this point

nothing is certain but death and taxes and my overwhelming desire to get another tattoo

when life gives you lemons, pucker up

if you see my eye twitching, there's an 89% chance I'm screaming internally

it's me and my emotional support microplastics against the world

sorry about my self-deprecating sense of humor, it’s the unhealed childhood trauma

“you look tired” thanks, it’s the insomnia

cursed to be a night owl in a culture that favors early birds

plagued by an insatiable craving for the perfect slice of cheese pizza

maybe she’s born with it, maybe it’s *crippling anxiety*

the way my dog asks for treats is by flaring his nostrils at me in morse code and its the most adorable thing ever

devouring an entire bag of hot cheetos for breakfast as a form of self care

live laugh leave a message after the tone because you should know by now that I never answer my phone

I do not dream of being the breadwinner, I dream of being the bread enjoyer

finally finished the piece that put me into my current art block

starting to lose confidence that this too shall pass

pumpkin spice meeting that could've been an email

morning manifestations 🕯 ✨ ✨ 🕯 🕯 early ✨ ✨ retirement 🕯 🕯 ✨ ✨ 🕯

I’m not a girl, I’m a food-motivated dog

life's too short to pretend you like everyone

what do you mean running away and starting over isn’t the solution to all my problems?

hobbies include: purchasing more games than I can reasonably complete

yeah, I play the drums (on rock band)

like a moth (me) to a flame (late night taco bell cravings)