I need more shelf space. x.x

How about instead of my face, you scan my big hairy balls and guess my age?

I made bean salad.

Three days off. What do?

I crave KFC bean salad.

Bate buds are best buds.

It's getting harder and harder to stop worrying about things that haven't even happened. Starting to think I might need therapy.

This weekend, I think I need to set aside some time to just sit in a dark room with some chill music, candles, and incense and just chill the fuck out. Anyone want to join me?

Apologies for the radio silence the last few days. I am mad sick with some sort of fucked up mutant flu that forces me to sleep 16 hours a day for the last three days.

Of course I get sick right in the middle of my week off work. -_-

Trying to consolidate my games into one room. This is getting ridiculous. 💀

One week to go!!!

Do you ever buy shit just to confirm that you're shit at it? No? Just me? Well, I did. And I am.

10 days til Kirby Air Riders. 10 days until I never play Mario Kart ever again. Who else is gonna be playing?

Recently, I've had an influx of new people messaging me on Telegram out of the blue. It's been really nice. But I must say... Although I'm all for flirting (in fact, I encourage it!), if I'm old enough to be your literal dad, don't be upset if I don't show interest.

Hump your friends. They've earned it!

It has just been brought to my attention that my boyfriend has never seen Robin Hood: Men In Tights. Fear not, this is being corrected, post-haste.

These aren't allowed to be limited edition. I need them always.

Calling me a piece of shit because I didn't do you a favour only reinforces that I made the right choice not to do you that favour.

Time for another 9-day work week. Hhh....

Jes & Remy (NSFW)

⚠️ Horny art on main. Here is the charity auction commission I won at WAFF in all its glory! Fabulous art by @silvixen.bsky.social

⚠️ Horny art on main. Here is the charity auction commission I won at WAFF in all its glory! Fabulous art by @silvixen.bsky.social

Comfort food o'clock! 🇰🇷

I've been having a lot of dreams lately involving friends from high school twenty-something years ago. Weird, but also, it's nice to see their faces again after so long.

Passport application submitted. I am now $435 poorer. 💀

Yo, this is a bargain!

The only problem with booking a cruise is how far in advance you normally do it and the excruciatingly long wait. Only 154 days to go...

Considering how much I liked Legends Arceus, I kinda expected good things from Z-A. They did not deliver. I really am struggling to find anything good to say about it.

If you like PB&J sammiches, go to IKEA and buy yourself some Lingonberry Jam. That shit with peanut butter is DOPE.

I don't know how I did it. I was SURE I set my alarm for the right time, but somehow was out by an hour and ended up late to work. Morning shifts can suck my balls.

Jes

Any of my friends want to go on a 10 night cruise from Sydney to NZ and back with me in March next year HMU. I have two spots left in my cabin. $1385pp.

The only problem with booking cruises is how far in advance you have to do it. The wait is gonna be excruciating.

Any of my friends want to go on a 10 night cruise from Sydney to NZ and back with me in March next year HMU. I have two spots left in my cabin. $1385pp.

I was hoping to write more of the story I have brewing in my head on my five day break. I wrote like, four paragraphs, and I like zero of them. x.x

Would you take advice from this cartoon dog? (Incredible art by @silvixen.bsky.social)

Ok, so, what do I need to give you to convince you to go to work for me tomorrow? I'm willing to negotiate.

Would you take advice from this cartoon dog? (Incredible art by @silvixen.bsky.social)

Too right!

So I just won a cruise LMAO

Going back to work at 6am on a Sunday after a holiday is plenty fucked up. I'm getting to the point that I hate my job. -_-

Made it home in one piece. I am tired, sore, and feeling miserable.

Today is going to be fun. Looks like im going to have to take a 4 hour flight whilst I'm having a kidney stone attack and having only a couple hours sleep.

Bao bao bao

Not me ordering room service at 2 in the morning.

If you're at @wafurfrenzy.bsky.social and you're not at Drag Queen bingo, you are missing out!

Holy. I have not drunk this much in a LONG time. 🥴

Targeted advertising is getting ridiculous. Also, I think I need a couch.

I'd be having more of a blast if I could waste my hard earned money on some slot machines...