why did bsky change the color, i dont like

was really dreading doing elections research and then i open the ballot and its only one fucking measure....

made myself a bunch of vegetarian meals which is cool and all except i never actually feel satisfied without meat so now im bowed over my sink eating sardines straight out of the can with no topings

saw discord live, satisfied my 14yr old self

THEY REPLACED THE JHUDORAS BLUFF PRIZES

*looks longingly at the LA rent for one bedroom apartments*

the flies are coming back at alarming rates

i want to make homemade butter

ive been on a fried chicken craving kick

u ever meet someone that fills you with so much spite that itll fuel the trajectory of your career for the next couple years

tweeting to remind myself to start reading gachiakuta

ive run out of salty plum :((

realized i cant actually handle szechuan. like my mouth is fine, thats no problem. however, my body overloads and i have to crawl into a corner red-faced and sweltering for about 20min

city of berkeley and its swarms of children

poppy peach riot western figurine....

MAN i think i lost my ballot... will just have to vote in person

drain flies attracted by the light of my phone, landing on my aquaphor-smothered face, and getting stuck there. effective live-bait sticky trap if i do say so myself

I FORGOT ABOUT THE STUPUD DAILY QUESTS FOR THE NEOPETS FAERIE FESTIVAL

my favorite part about school are the free lunch events. like yeah sure love the mission whens the panda express arriving

"mornin" is such a peak greeting. quick, easy, flows off the tongue. "afternoon" does NOT have effect

reminiscing about the new wave 80s diaspora documentary i watched the other day. made me realized ive never had an original interest in my life.... im just viet....

the fact that hot chocolate gives me a headache is so fucked up. cant enjoy a warm cozy drink in the month of october. cursed to sip, forbidden to chug on this fine autumn evening

love meeting new ppl like haha u are so not well adjusted to society

kid fic where the mc adopts a runaway child and slowly gets together with the absentee father while becoming the central parental figure EXCEPT the mother is still Very Much Alive and still Loves Her Child but has conveniently not been mentioned for the past 10 chapters or so :)

wake up in the morning feeling like i got heart palpitations

donated blood ! i passed out LMAOO

melatonin pill vs my favorite liujiu fanfiction that is making me bawl as we speak. who will win?

reached into my bag of TJ cucumbers (purchased yesterday) and now my hand is covered in slime

what is the point of a laundry app if you wont easily accept my credit card

love my new platform crocs. im clopping around the school like a horse. you WILL hear me coming

my goal for the end of the year is to draw all my friends as ponies

FUCKED UP, I LOVE MY CAR

extremely fucked up how i cant engage in my de-stress hobbies without feeling immense guilt about not being proactive

oohhhhgggg..... i want to draw homestuck fanart now

someone saw me wipe my face with my sleeve and gave my a sympathetic look. bitch im not crying some of us are just greasy

this author doesnt know how to use em-dashes for the life of them but its okay i trust them based on the number of kudos

me: yeah i felt like shit earlier but i think im better now friends: cam youre sweating and youre wearing a sweater even tho its hot as fuck rn

FOUND A PLACE THAT SELLS BALUT

me every three months: moving to an entirely new city will totally solve all of my problems

GAHH!! whats the point of deleting tiktok if i just switch to IG

marceline figurine......

i was on a water-only kick for YEARS but now im addicted to diet coke, fml

id like to announce that i can hold my pee longer than 2hrs. i hope you guys are proud of me

it'd be nice to be some sort of scam artist. they seem so happy. all I have is scalping on neopets

every time i talk to my professor i open my big dumb stupid ass mouth and say "oh im excited for that case!" 1) loser shit 2) shes going to call on me and now i actually have to be prepared

accidentally used all-natural stain remover to clean my glasses so now my whole face smells like egg and sulphur 🫩

WOO EARTHQUAKE

i think my fav part of the TL is the massive amounts of fireworks they set off in one go

researching generative AI law and auuuuoooggghhhh i do not like what im seeing

i dont like sleeping w plushies on my bed its like oh shit sorry for hitting you in the face little guy. my bad