Are we gonna waste another week explaining how the Bears are secretly bad or does their record matter now? 🐻⬇️

Don’t forget to feed your dinosaurs

thanksgiving is a time for people to come together, to celebrate the spirit of unity despite our differences, and to demonstrate that, here is busta rhymes performing "break ya neck" with raphael the ninja turtle

you're telling me a right-wing catholic convert is just a protestant in disguise? shocked

Wow it really is just like God.

This is another example of why data can be very useful and also completely useless at the same time. Remove the one horrid outlier game and they are like +28. Anyways go Bears.

Bears move to 8-3 and stay in first place in the north. Haters absolutely in shambles.

Aaron Rodgers watching Caleb Williams hit a free play up the seam for a TD has to hurt.

That’s a man that’s about to throw for 300 yards. 🐻⬇️

Who knew nerds gummy clusters grew in the wild. Nature is beautiful.

Source: trust my brainworms bro.

CNN: What if there are more names connected to the Democratic Party that come out in the files? CHRIS MURPHY: So what?

i will kind of accept this from some random person who barely pays attention. ben shapiro though? he's just lying

it's starting to become widely acknowledged that these people are weirdos and losers

Buy less, spend less, have less is certainly a motto for republicans heading into the holidays. Not sure an entire nation whose identity is wrapped in consumption will like it!

mr president sir theres a story coming about how you intervened to help a sex criminal. no sir, not that sex criminal you helped….no not that one either…sir, please stop guessing sex criminals that you helped. ill give you a hint sir, hes a trafficker. no sir, not that trafficker a different one

11 weeks into the season and the Bears are in first place in the North just as we all definitely expected. 🐻⬇️

Don't look now, but the Chicago Bears are 7-3 to start a season for the first time since 2018 👀

I’m traveling around the country watching landscapers get tackled and arrested by masked federal agents.

Sunday presents another opportunity for everyone to accept their one true savior, Caleb Williams, into their hearts. Bear down.

Decriminalize all drugs and nationalize all utilities including internet providers.

you could fact check this — there aren’t 30 million illegal immigrants and there is no evidence that the presence of an immigrant in say houston has any impact on housing in madison, wisconsin — or you could note straightforwardly that this is just nazi rhetoric

Whole ass media ecosystem so scared of being slapped with a lawsuit they refuse to clearly state what’s right in front of them. Pathetic.

Everyone in America: Wow the Bears are winning all these last minute games in wild comebacks, it's miraculous, how are they even doing it Pope Leo in the Vatican: *smiles*

Maybe I’m missing something, but I find it strange that the senate made a deal and the house didn’t immediately come back? Really no rush to fire that government back up huh.

the president of the united states, for some reason apparently:

Kyle Kingsbury is not a journalist. He is not an op-ed writer. He is a computer safety researcher. And he has written one of the most compelling, comprehensive accounts of the ongoing hell in Chicago that you could possibly imagine. In under 1600 words. aphyr.com/posts/397-i-...

What message do dems even run on in 26? That you’ll stop Trumps agenda and excesses? They wont do that now, and you’ll still need R votes and a presidential signature for a budget. This party is too spineless to fight for anything. Giving them a slightly bigger margin of power won’t change that.

This is not what they actually say. This is what they used to say, in the long ago before times when Shaheen learned to do politics. There is no kumbaya median voter anymore. The question you get knocking doors is not "why can't you all just work together?" it's "why didn't / will you fight harder?

one serious problem i see that i am not clear how we solve is, probably 50% of the GOP voting base if not more is really not interested in being part of a democracy anymore. and the only alternative is guys who think democracy means finding common ground with those people

Caleb is absolutely that dude. Not listening to anything anyone has to say. Bear down.

Bears players catch the ball and good things happen! Bizarre.

Cronin: The Bears have 5 drops today through their last drive after having 7 all season entering Sunday. The last time they had a game with 5+ drops was 2019 Week 16 when they had 5 in a 26-3 loss to the Chiefs.

Time for the bears to decide if I can experience joy for the next 24-48 hours.

The machine that's being built to replace all workers needs workers to bail it out so it can keep existing

This might be one of the most monumentally insane things a government has done

ryan is right. people HATE hearing this. but it is just a matter of simple incentives. if you want a more representative legislature — and if you want a legislature more resistant to corruption — then you need to jack up the salaries. serving as mayor of NYC should net you a cool 500K *at least*

Nuremburg trials is the moderate position

every single day

But never fear, this administration will proudly fight in court for their right to starve you in these difficult times.

lol

Area party upset to discover that years of sadistic, violent rhetoric and actions critically eroded political norms they forgot that they also relied on, news at 11

I see, I see www.reuters.com/world/us/boe...

basically every 2024 truism is dead. Trump did not build a lasting multiracial coalition or turn young men into committed Republicans. You don’t need to cave on trans rights to win. The pundits have nothing left to tell you.