Any good civil engineer will tell you the first step to getting out of a hole is to STOP DIGGING. Also don’t get into a theological debate with the frakking Pope, you jag.

I know it's a waste of time to factcheck these MAGA shitheels but 🤨: "Mr. Singh referred to the protest [the Cities Church protest] as among the worst attacks on a house of worship in American history"

In honor of the recently announced #MST3K kickstarter: www.kickstarter.com/projects/rif... I’ve decided to finally get around to a post (well, a series of posts) laying out my favorite episodes from each of the 13 seasons of MST3K. A 🧵...

You know what this football game needs? A mid-drive Zoom call with Cris Carter. What fans care about most is how the Carters decorate the house for Xmas and his thoughts on the Snoop Dogg halftime show.

Here’s some more of what we all come to Bluesky for: Hot. Cog Railway. Content.

“Will the Packers be able to move the ball against the Broncos’ D?”

Look out, Switzerland, here we come. 🇨🇭

Meanwhile the site continues to be an impediment to pedestrians and cyclists (especially with winter coming). Not to mention an eyesore. tcbmag.com/west-hotel-c...

Team GazeboSeven acquitted itself better than I was expecting. 13/25 is not a bad finish considering the competition and the difficulty of the questions. Thanks to @triviamafia.com for organizing and congrats to our fellow competitors and the teams moving on in the #toc2025

Team GazeboSeven smiling through the pain. #toc2025.

It begins… #toc2025 @triviamafia.com

I see someone in Target management has discovered (probably at some seminar) the Ritz-Carlton 10 and 5 Rule. Every customer service training I’ve ever been to in hospitality has taught some version of this.

Stop scrolling and post two characters who bring you happiness.

In these days of extreme polarization I still believe it's possible for us to come together as one nation and declare that October 13th is too early for Christmas commercials.

In these trying times it’s important to still celebrate the good days. And there is no better day than New Bike Day.

No better way to spend a Sunday afternoon than at Lambeau Field with my brother watching the Packers beat up on the Lions. #gopackgo

Well, I guess it's preseason for the instant review crews as well. #gopackgo

Question of the day: I'm watching the MST3K episode "The Touch of Satan". In the movie, a drifter encounters a young woman and her family. The girl turns out to be (spoilers for a 54 year old movie and a 27 year old ep of MST3K) a 140 year old witch who has sold her soul to Satan...

Hey Chase, what exactly is an “immersive dining experience?” Do they like put you *in* the food? You have to eat your way out of the chocolate soufflé?

Tip of the 🎩 to the dudes pounding beers at 10am at the bar near our gate at Dublin Airport. You fellas are the real heroes.

I never feel older than when I'm playing @triviamafia.com and it's time for the sound round. I'll let Homer sum it up for me. youtu.be/pLqfXlIq6RE?...

Happy New Car Day for the Orange Guy? He probably got a good deal. Lots of used Teslas on the market right now.

I was reading an article in Defector about preserving rare videos and it directed me to this performance by magician Ricky Jay. I can think of worse ways to spend an hour than to watch a master demonstrate his craft. archive.org/details/rick...

This article kind of nailed us. While Elon's heel turn wasn't the reason we decided to move on from our Model S (in favor of a Polestar 3), it was the reason that zero Tesla models were included in the search for the replacement. electrek.co/2025/01/22/p...

What noise does an interception make? “Yoink!”

Bold new ad campaign reminds America of the existence of Canada. youtu.be/d0BrOlGVmDM?...

Belated X-mas gift from the refs to the Eagles. I don't understand how that isn't leading with the helmet. #gopackgo

I know you have it all planned out. No one could possibly suspect you. But if famed Belgian detective, Hercule Poirot, happens to be vacationing at the same Mediterranean resort, maybe postpone bumping the old lady off. Just in case.

This article sums up where we are with our 8 year old Model S. We're not going to sell it. But we won't be considering any Tesla models when it comes time to replace it. electrek.co/2024/11/29/a...

This article leaves me with so many questions. I only want to interact with the people I choose to follow. Why is Meta acting like this idea is a revelation? Have I been doing social media wrong this whole time? www.washingtonpost.com/technology/2...

In the darkest of times it's important to find joy in the little things. For instance, let us never forget that the Bears Still Suck. #gopackgo youtu.be/avRHH9uAL4Q?...

Packers-Bears! #gopackgo

Post a picture you took (no description) to bring some zen to the timeline

Let’s not fuck this up, America.

The Harris campaign’s final act (aside from, you know, winning 🤞✊🪵) is simultaneous livestream events across all 7 battle grounds.

My status for the next few days:

Speaking as an event technology professional, fuck that guy. Technical issues arise during an event for many reasons. Being a huge asshole is a solution to none of them. www.nytimes.com/2024/11/02/u...

It is an indication of how badly my brain has been broken by The Simpsons that I can't hear a crowd chanting "USA!" without mentally adding "Find the head!"