for fucking once it would just be nice to not be needed

todo me está encabronando hoyyyy

"you sure know a lot about Kirsten Stewart" "well yeah I'm gay"

fuck around and find out 🙄

the face stress tremors are so fucking real today

everything I said was true except for this last part

my kid just said she wants to call me mom now instead of mami. the end of an era. imma cry.

where are we going? we're going out of our minds ✨

"music is the only thing that makes sense nowadays, man. play it loud enough and it keeps the demons at bay."

un buen chapuzón en un cuerpo de agua me sanaría ahora mismo. piscina, playa, rio, spring lo que seaaaaa

necesito un hitachi wand no pa mi pero pa mi espalda puñetaaaaaa

started sobbing in my dream because my mom sent me a video of her at the bad bunny concert and I was just "BUT SHE DOESNT EVEN LIKE HIM"

me iría a la playa ahora mismo pa poder ver el amanecer

would be nice if my brain were just a tiny bit normal-er so I could have a good goddamn sleep

in need of a brain rot sesh where I stare at the ceiling without blinking

no one can ever convince me music isn't powerful

CECIL BACKSTORYYY

told my grandma about being poly and having two boyfriends. it.... did not go super well lmao but i felt like I had to tell her or else I'd explode xD

Annie Soudain, contemporary UK printmaker #WomensArt #June #ReframingWomenPrintmakers

Surfin' K.K. 🌊

having two kids at the house for a couple days has been great birth control. how tf do people do it with more than one kid?? I'm going insane lmao

the urge to say "I'm so sorry" when someone tells me they live in bithlo

something about saying you don't feel safe around maga people but actively hanging out with them at a swingers club talking about how you love your family just doesn't sit right with me. performative activist at its finest.

como puedo buscar videos de catriel y paco dándose un beso sin que mi search parezca un search del yo curioso a los 13 años lmaoooo

pq to'l mundo se me pasa de estado o país puñetaaaaaa mi corazón no puede aguantar más 🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹

no me soportoooooo cuando estoy enchulá carajo 😭

esta parte speaks to me on a nostalgic level te amo rainao

"Hot Girls Support Palestine" Sticker spotted in Los Angeles

Un fotoperiodista dominicano de Nueva Jersey, que ha colaborado con @elnuevodia en coberturas en la zona ha sido reportado desaparecido por su familia www.elnuevodia.com/corresponsal...

getting ready for surgery like

sé que gané en la vida cuando ciertas comidas me saben igual que las de mi abuela. esta avena está cabronaaaa

"you know it's hard to talk to you when you won't stop talking" motherfucker I am answering your questions lmao maybe wait til I'm done to ask more. old yt men can suck my dick

a convo with my work friend me: I went to church this weekend friend: ah, so that's why the pope died bro 😭😭

que día más lentooooo

SPOTIFY GET BACK HERE

I keep missing phone calls from my doctor within SECONDS and I'm tired of calling back!!! and then being told she's busy!! and then she calls me back within seconds but then hangs up within 2 rings!!! lady I'm about to have a good cry!!!

TODAY!!! JOIN JOIN JOIN!!! @orlando50501.bsky.social

Spring mushrooms! #art #illustration

Rainbow pencil! #art #sketchbook

los boomers boricuas se quejan del reggaetón que es vulgar pero aparentemente salsero frankie ruiz es un santo con sus líricas?? por favor XD

spent my entire late afternoon cleaning and forgot that I'm supposed to feed myself lmao

chappell roan capitalizes off marginalized groups that she actually doesn't give a fuck about lmao lost my respect tbh

equating the word cunt to the n word is absolutely wild white victim woman behavior sit tf down

I wanna ffw this week so badly!!

me today kicking my coworkers out of a meeting

sad que webo no es una palabra aceptada

my birb is not puertorro 😭😭😭

boss: gives me a random role to fulfill while I'm gone on vacation and come back to me: does said role boss: no let me do it cause you need to focus on your role WELL WHAT IS THAT ROLE?? MAKE UP YO DAMN MIND!!!

😚 💖 #muppets

SOMEONE's been leaving these flyers on parked Teslas. KEEP IT UP! #tesla, #elonmusk, #swasticars, #loneskum