This cold can do me the kindest favor and fuck right off

Taking my baby girl to Petsmart to get her photo taken with Santa, this has been a tradition since we adopted her at 10 months old 🥹

About to throw in some laundry and watch the docu-series

TAYLOR CHANGED THE WORDS ON “I DID SOMETHING BAD” AND “DELICATE” IS THIS AN EASTER EGG FOR REPUTATION TV????

How are you gonna complain your cold and sleep in a trench coat but blast your car AC at full max when it’s 50 degrees outside 💀 My sperm do it makes no sense 🤦🏻‍♀️

Are you a shower in the morning or shower at night person?

The fact that there’s 45 days until my birthday…..

I hate the owner of Instagram but I love posting pictures and being able to have a collection of memories aside from Facebook cause idk why but Facebook seems more complicated

Attended our Christmas Celebration Fireworks yesterday, and this year seems like the first year we’re gonna be home for New Years so will probably go watch the fireworks then too!!

How am i almost done with Good Trouble 💀

Comment a number 1-100 and I’ll give you a song from my Apple Music Replay ☺️

I think it’s safe to say P!nk is my favorite singer….with Taylor as a hard second 🫣

Changing my TikTok username and making my account private after having a toxic fallout with my family feels very good like try and find me now…hehehehe

I have been changed…..For Good 😧

Might go see Wicked: For Good tonight

My wife is making turkey quesadillas using the leftover thanksgiving turkey, I’m excited to try this since it’ll be her first time ever making a turkey quesadilla

ITS TIME!!!!!!!!! Christmas season is officially here!!! Here’s my new profile picture for the season!!!

For any of my besties who like the show The Fosters go check out Good Trouble it’s a spin off that has to do with Callie and Mariana and all the family members make appearances on the show

I love using the seasonal Roku City screensavers, I love seeing all the little Easter eggs they put in there

Wearing my Halsey crewneck, watching Good Trouble and playing on my iPad and drinking coffee is how I’m spending this cold winter day

do you ever just feel like all of your relationships are one sided? like everyone in your life means more to you than you do to them? it’s so, so hard giving out so much love and getting none back

Happy Thanksgiving to all who celebrate!!!

These are my lock screen and Home Screen wallpapers, I’m waiting to receive my phone case that almost matches my home screen wallpaper!!! (The only difference is the case is black) Isn’t this one of the cutest duos ever?!

Being productive today, had two laundry baskets full of clothes plus a pile of towels and blankets at the end of my bed, I folded and put away all of it and am currently working on the laundry as it comes out the dryer! We love a productive girly!!

It’s criminal that they don’t have a gingerbread emoji

I have a new found obsession of Gingerbread men, all my Christmas decor is snowman/snowflake themed but now I think I may have to get some gingerbread stuff in here because omg they are so cute ☺️

Please tell me I’m not the only one who doesn’t remember my dreams..like at all, I sleep like the dead and I literally have no idea what I do while sleeping 😳

Literally heard my wife tell our dog to speak as a command for a treat and my ass still jumped when she did it 👁️👄👁️

Being a cat mom is interesting…my cat will go from cuddling to sticking their butthole in my face in like two seconds 👁️👄👁️ like okay little dude.

I’m that person who wastes time looking through my following because I’m simply here to make friends not be your fan. Stop following people just to unfollow them after they follow you back. It’s tacky and immature.

When I got my new phone I got a screen protector that came with a warranty, well my screen protector has cracked and tell me why they sent me one that has to be put on by a professional instead of the self installation one 👁️👄👁️ the closest Apple Store to me that can put it on is 1.5 hours away 🙄

Can we make it a thing to get paid for just snuggling cats? I’d love that kind of job

Busy few days coming up, today I have to fold and put away the laundry and do the dishes, then Wednesday we prepare all the food for thanksgiving and then Thursday is Thanksgiving, and it’s a pretty decent day even though it’s just me, my wife and my parents

My cat is cuddling with me and for the first time in my existence of owning a cat I witnessed him having hiccups 🥹 I have mixed emotions like it’s so cute but do they hurt him?

I have found some new leggings and they have become my favorite, now I must acquire them in all the colors

I love relaxing days, just sitting in my living room curled up with a blanket, watching movies and playing games on my iPad, I love it ☺️

It’s storming where I live and I love it so much, I love rain and thunderstorms they make me so calm and relaxed ☺️

Long time no see besties! How are all of you doing ☺️

Instagram is only allowing five hashtags now this is fucking criminal

I’m not one to tell people what they can bring their kids to see but automatically assuming a movie is a “kids” movie or appropriate for a child just because it’s PG is not it, A lot of people don’t realize that GREASE a movie that literally talks about sex and girls creaming and a pussy wagon is PG

Being broke and Wicked: For Good coming out feels criminal

New Christmas theme besties!!!! What do we think? ☺️

Having my living room decorated for Christmas but my bedroom still decorated for fall feels like a happy medium as well as self love and that’s what you call balancing your life 🫣

I’m 100% gay but I’m sorry when it comes to Johnny Depp especially when he portrays Captain Jack Sparrow he could literally do whatever he wanted to me…I mean come on now look at this fucking gorgeous specimen of a man 🤤🫠🤭🫣

Is there a petition anywhere against Mother Nature? Because bitch I didn’t fucking sign up for this shit….🫢🫣🤣 (sorry if this is tmi but y’all are my besties and I feel safe with y’all 🫶🏼)

Wicked: For Good is out but I’m 110% going to be waiting about a week or two before going to see it so that way it’s not so crowded and the hype of the initial release will be over ☺️ but I so cannot wait to see it!!!!

I’m not a big Christmas person but for some reason this year I’m ready for it, all the cozy sweaters the sparkly lights, the hot cocoa in cute little Christmas mugs, the Christmas movies. I’m all for it this year, I even have my Christmas tree up already ☺️

Does anyone else ever do like a trial run with new clothes to see if it looks cute before you actually wear it out in public or am I just weird?

Wanted to hop on the trend ☺️

People will be transphobic but will put balls and a skirt on a tree…