lol lmao even

fucking seething cause the only time I get correctly gendered at work is in ai meeting notes

plotting nerd shit is my favourite hobbie

🍑s in a 🥫

birds are cooler than you'll ever be, no exceptions

belly or side boob?

it's 90% the bitch

how to wake up an eepy puppy girl? the treats aren't working

cum

I hope I get a cool scar from this so I can tell people I took a glock to the gock

Imagine looking at stupid things on your phone and then not being sleepy anymore

The Summer after Senior Year

so the age verification laws went into effect today and I got past it in like 2 seconds

I don't doom scroll because the horrors of capitalism flood my mind whenever I have to buy food

Eating a whole block of chocolate for dinner was a healthy choice actually, it's to get bigger tits. Proper nutrition is an important part of transitioning.

being a genderfuck tomboy enby thing is great and all, but I love being a woman too sometimes

why can't I be driven around the country by a cute girl as a job? I'm providing an invaluable service here, not everyone can sit and be hot

a little old now, but easily some of my favourites