Amazon kindle app on my phone open, scrolling through multi tasking with the screen reader, someone at Amazon programmed their accessible name of the app to read “Shit”. Ironic, because it’s in the list next to iPhone email which actually is shit.

What’s the biggest red flag you’ve seen chatting to an ai company founder? I’ll start, telling you about the unrealistically enormous server they’ve bought, when there’s no way they need 80TBs of storage or 16 CPU sockets.

I bet the reason they aren’t giving more details on who killed Charlie Kirk is too fold: 1. They’ve realised the shooter looks nothing like and is definitely not an immigrant. 2. Trump realises he can use this moment to seize whatever power he wants and will invoke a state of emergency.

THOU SHALT STOP WORSHIPPING GUNS!!!

Everyone getting their knickers in a twist about #GPT5 legitimately sucking ass, to them I say “Welcome to the club. You’re a bit late, but the food’s still warm, the beer’s still cool and the night’s still young.”

Dear autocorrect. I am not citrusly inspired, I am visually impaired.

I’ve made lots of dishes where the effort:taste ratio is large enough to ban ready meals on the spot. Risotto isn’t one of them. Oh it tastes amazing, but frankly if it didn’t after 1hr of stirring, adding stock, wine, parmesan and truffle oil to taste, someone’s head would end up on my wall.

Serious question, why don’t blue states just hold referendums on leaving the states and go independent? You can write your own laws anyway; would there be anything to lose? Some states could even have public healthcare. I’m sure there’s a reason, just thought I’d ask as a Brit.

Started coding aged 12 with AutoIt and VB.NET, their documentation was made for beginners and the road to getting better was clear. HDD died, and with it my passion for programming, all my work was gone. Rust, ngl, first modern language that treats normies well and showed me I could code again.

I hate that the world is easier to live in after two glasses of neat vodka, but it’s definitely true. Never start a software company, try to avoid fascists, and always stand up for what you believe in.

So today in the fuck is wrong with AI, I had to put a bank level block on open AI because: 1. They’ve billed me twice even though all my accounts with them no longer exist. 2. I can’t contact their support because chat doesn’t work with VoiceOver on the devices I had to hand. Illegal?

Anyone else listened to Life In The Wires by Frost*?

How marvelous to see @chess.com cares so much about my blindness. I’ve been nagging them about accessibility for 18 months, and it’s only been getting worse. I could take them to court at this point but frankly I haven’t the spoons yet. #a11y #chess

What if Elon gets desperate enough he uses doge to stage a coup? His companies have close up footage of just about every secure facility the govt uses Tesla cars near and in, a bunch of communications satellites, and doge has control of an awful lot of govt data, and payment facilities.

Yo openAI just billed me for an account that no longer exists. Wtf?

There are two ways to fight wars. First is beating the crap out of each other, either with drones, swords, bombs, cyber attacks, or whatever you have to hand. The other is to just do a better job than the other side. Think space race, Concorde, etc. If we are due a war, let’s make it the latter.

I just said to someone it’s been a rough month and a bit since that whole liberation day thing, looked at the calendar and it’s only been three weeks. Good fucking Lord I never thought I’d be world weary at 30 but here we are.

Prediction: if Europe, the UK, or both play their cards right over the next 12 months, there’s a chance large tech companies relocate to the EU or the UK.

I’ve given up. @chess.com will never be accessible. I’ve tried to point this out to them too many times. Bye bye.

Guys, you’re missing a trick. You want to hit Trump where it hurts? EU and UK should tariff American asset managers like blackrock and others.

Summing up the past week in 4 words Right problem, terrible solution.

Ok, humour me. What studies? Because I would pay a fucking mint plus tax to see a write up and a Timelapse of the experiment that came to *THAT* conclusion. Animators, do your duty 😜😀🔥

Anyone know of a vst that turns one vocal track into a crowd? Preferably with varying sizes up to a few hundred thousand?

Because American made planes are known for their reliability and safety

My Dad is determined to believe this is all good, and tried to tell me that one of our local supermarkets M&S was actually up. He got so offended when I pulled up the stock chart. Like, actual shouting and stormed out the room.

Thought I’d check in on you all. How are you doing? If you need it, here’s a shoulder. 🤗

Words cannot explain just how unhinged today’s trading session has been. Markets moving up and down more than a bull on heat, but gold falling nearly 2% at the same time. The only reason that would happen is if funds needed to sell their safe bets to stop running out of cash. And yet he golfs.

Been saying this for a while but can we just classify America as an emerging market now? Please? Developed nations don’t usually cause this much market whiplash and it makes no sense that a dictator has this much power over the world’s pension funds. I’m so glad I left my investment job rn

As my family watches it and it’s best to know what the other side are saying even if you disagree, I went to GB News’s yt channel to see about their reporting of the tariffs. I’m not sure why it took me so long to see it but that channel is not even entertainment news. It’s pure propaganda.

There is now a significantly non zero chance that one or more tech companies bring their HQ to the UK.

Maybe he doesn’t know. There’s more *not Americans* in the world than *americans*. We can all just, you know, not buy American. Maybe the 16GB Pie should be my next desktop pc.

Remember when Trump said if you voted for Hilary the markets would crash? And Harris? And Joe Biden?

Anyone else up at 3am trying to figure out a way of splitting carbon dioxide to reverse this mess we’re in?

My main dev machine has been pulling video from an s3 bucket and transcoding it using raw cpu for the past 6 hours, 90% cpu, 31GB ram used of 32, and constant read write from a mechanical drive as I can’t afford an 8TB internal ssd. And you know what? You wouldn’t know it if I hid the window.

What has America *actually* created that’s *better* than everything else out there? Go on, I’ll wait, …

Anyone else get an error when trying to delete their openAI account? I’ve now deleted 4, and every time I get an error. This has been the case over at least a year. Doesn’t give me confidence the data is properly deleted; it probably isn’t.

I just switched on hdr for the first time on my work monitor. Utterly blown away. Gnome, thank you so much. I can actually see my screen again and can finally say it’s possible to ditch macOS.

LaTeX where the actual fuck have you been all my life? All contracts, all NDAs, all reports, everything formal my companies put out now is being written in LaTeX. 1. PDFs and HTML output, for disabilities this is a game changer. 2. Templates? Notepad files get corporate formatting: 1/2

Can we just take a second to admire this *criminally* underrated undersubscribed drummer? This has more chops than a bbq on 4/20 and it’s still not overplayed. youtube.com/shorts/hVoae...

Apple fired the head of Siri, and replaced them with a head of a product that nobody is buying, and was the absolute last to get ai. How does anyone have confidence in this company anymore?

I began learning rust today, and so far ‘the book’ explains a lot of the evangelism. That said I might have found a new go to cross platform language.

The car Elon tried to tell us had bulletproof windows, was glued together!? Let that sync in.

Something fun about screen readers, you get an insight into just how bonkers web devs are. Yesterday, a business I won’t name presented me with a web form with a dob field. It read as: Day, -3.3%, slider. Now this was in fact an empty dropdown, but let’s dissect a bit. 1/?

Any @archlinux.org.web.brid.gy users able to help? The latest updates to Wayland have stopped Orca functioning as expected in a lot of ways, so I’m forced to use KDE with X11 instead. Unfortunately, X11 is also doing its own brand of zombie ware shizzle. Can give info but which service first?

Xorg is starting to get awful ropy, just come back to my desktop after a chore break and the display resolution was so small the window title bars were three inches high, the KDE start menu was full screen and my terminal looked like a toddler had sat on the keyboard next to the cat.

Controversial opinion, shorting companies (profiting from a drop in the share price) is a good tool to have. Always believed it, but no more than watching a Nazi get his stupid car company pulverised by his idiot beliefs and 1930s taste in social commentary. Fuck you, Elon.

Ban this fucker! It is so fucking hard playing when you can’t see the fucking board and I try and try and try to memorise the position but when the app is not accessible you end up losing no matter what because this dickwad refuses to play normally. And chess com? Sort your fucking accessibility!

Do any of my politically inclined followers have any opinions either way on buying shares in corporations for the sole reason of having a vote at that company? EG, if we each bought a share of an oil company, millions of us, we could band together and force the board to pivot to renewables.

What incompatible hardware? The vast majority of stuff is working unless you count fingerprint readers on laptops and the occasional niche pcie card.

There is one very thin silver lining to #tariffs on stuff like steel and aluminium. Demand falls, emissions fall. I know that’s counterbalanced by drilling but if people aren’t buying then materials aren’t being shipped half way across the world, less oil gets burnt.