it’s a bit difficult to get back into the swing of things, but.

i may or may not be attempting to write more symphony.

wow it’s been a while.

someone come selfcest that simbo for me.

i understand long hair seawatt personally now.

rereading something i wrote with my ex like 🫢… in shock tbh. i forgot it was good lol.

i am so brainrotted i typed 'seawatt' instead of 'seawater'. my life is over.

Fucking The Monster Under Your Bed

when evbo gets to the pro level, does he just… jump? does he jump as far as his legs can take him, feel the raw burn in his lungs as he fights to breathe? there is no hunger in the cavity of his stomach for the first time in his life. there are no weights keeping him from sprinting any longer. (1/4)

having a really bad experience versus immediately thinking “oh, this would absolutely happen to evbo”

i’ll write something short soon. maybe. busy making my friends gifts and catching up on several week’s worth of work…

heard my actual name in a seawatt video and almost jumped

spotify is trying to communicate with you

i feel like recently i've just been becoming evbo. but not in the 'parkour god' sense, in the 'noob' sense. i would survive writing civilization though.

i'm still not totally back, and to be honest i haven't been able to write for a bit (and likely won't be able to for a while, considering how much i've missed irl), but i am... better, tentatively?

i checked my discord for the first time in a long while, and apparently while i was gone one of my friends recommended my own seavbo fic to me a while ago.

simwatt wants that consensual workplace relationship so effing bad

i’ve been too unwell to think about any fandom stuff at all recently, but i will say i am firmly on the side of bow seawatt because tridents are simply too cool to be associated with him. also, he doesn’t deserve a good melee option.

did not mean to spend two days offline… i feel slightly better now. anyway, i watched pvpciv’s ending last night and now i’m thinking about it.

um…

hi i’ve been ill again. proposing dragbo as my weekly contribution to parkciv society.

compression gloves are weird… not in a bad way, though. i kind of like it.

timeline is reminding me of the time i printed out one of my friend’s drawings and ate it live on call atm

i wish i was seawatt gaming’s father so i could pass all of my diseases down to him. it’s a dominant gene. he won’t be able to escape. i hope he suffers in parkour hell.

mad scientist evbo……

tips of my fingers are bruised. might not be able to write today… heartbreaking.

wait.

okay ignore the world’s longest thread. i had a lot more thoughts than i thought i did.

actually before i go to sleep. evbo’s more selfish actions in chapter four being mostly narrated by him are important because you (the reader) have to understand that he genuinely doesn’t get what he’s done wrong. he doesn’t get how people work (and he never has), and his ability to just (1/5)

i also need to explain the actual afterlife layout because it is *very* hard for me to convey place descriptions accurately in character without going ‘this place functions like xyz’.

so many things i want to say about symphony but there’s not a good bluesky format to say them with… longer tumblr post soon, maybe? it’s a blogging platform. i should make more use of its lack of character limit anyway.

oomf posts about 100 epitaphs and immediately it starts playing on my symphony playlist. is evbo telling me something.

i have something planned post-symphony i haven’t mentioned at all before. don’t worry about what it is, just know i have plans.

revive that bedrotting man

i always forget this is my status so whenever i see it i burst out laughing.

i need to write symphony.

shilling this before the official reclist because i simply cannot keep my silence. read third chances (and whatever’s after). archiveofourown.org/works/59862328

i need to walk off the edge of a block into the void seawatt style. oh my *god*…

is it normal to show up to a house to find the world’s biggest heretic casually standing before a shrine to you? or…

i was thinking about running blades so when they were mentioned in-universe i was *very* overjoyed to say the least.

this fic is so good. i have got to figure out how to make a recommendation list in a reasonable format so that i can dump every single fic i’ve ever liked into it.

Neo Legend wishes you the best #parkourcivilization #jackswano

okay well i reopened the fic and he did that immediately in the next paragraph, so.

i can't focus on this fic because it's so good i keep walking around to calm myself down, and then when i get back to my computer to read it i immediately get distracted.

no matter how bad it gets for you just remember that seawatt parkciv always has it worse 💜

'divorce leads children to the worst places' meme but it's me being torn apart by the corpsewatt wip and symphony chapter 5.

this scene in the fic lives rent-free in my head... me and the human-eating alien whom i love very much or smth 🧑‍🚀👽 #seavbo #sketch

everyone getting their cool legend outfit and then there’s evbo

after its all gone