I’m sneezy because it’s pollen season and the cats have had it with me.

I have confused Spring Forward cats. “We’re getting breakfast early?” 🐈‍⬛

The actual reason is that he’s a nitwit.

We had a foot of snow on the ground a month ago. This weather is dumb

Because he’s dumb as a bag of hair?

Doesn’t this take a Senate vote off the board? Not that I’m complaining about Trump’s shit math or anything.

PSA: don’t leave your grilled cheese cooking to check emails. It’s fine, just “well done”

In case you’re wondering why NC GOP politics is so corrupt. Also, another of Berger’s sons is a NC Supreme Court justice

There were some big shifts in NC last night

If you wonder how much your vote matters, see below 👇

Feral cats with strong opinions on canned food offerings will never not be funny. Because Cats.

The little one showed up a couple of weeks ago and I think it’s a girl. An appointment has been scheduled for spay and shots because thems the rules at the Stray Cafe. #catsofbluesky #ifyoufeedthemfixthem

A sighting of the very rare grey plaid tabby lump

We’re all dealing with things in various ways today. Mine was spending time in the garden. Potatoes, carrots, and lettuces are planted.

Should be “Operation Pedo Panic”

There’s always a terribly aging tweet

‘Tis the Season Credit - The Oatmeal #catsofbluesky

Dingbat is back from getting his dental cleaning. He’s zooted. #catsofbluesky

Dingbat didn’t get to have breakfast because he has to go in for a dental this morning. There are some feelings about it. #catsofbluesky

The cats have a multitude of blankets to choose from throughout the house but I tried to keep one as “mine”. We see how that worked out. #catsofbluesky #nothingismine

Kinda sucks. I have boxes and boxes of old fantasy paperbacks that I carried around in my teens and 20’s

Badger is showing off some glorious whiskers and his one eyebrow on Whisker Wednesday Eve #catsofbluesky

Anyone else kinda hoping for a Designated Survivor situation tonight?

This is the best summation I’ve seen on the whole BAFTA debacle

Good Monday morning from Bonnie

Cat jumped past me to the back of the couch and clipped my ear with his back claw. I have a bigger wound than Trump ever did.

Sen. Hoodie would like to lecture everyone on “respecting the office”

County tax appraisals just came out for the year and my house more than doubled. I’m numb.

I’m sad to see him go. Might have to go watch Secondhand Lions.

If you’re into that sort of thing, Happy Valentine’s Day from the tabby cats. #catsofbluesky #valentine

Hopefully your Caturday is as relaxed as Bear’s #caturday #catsofbluesky

Happy Friday the 13th from little miss bad luck

Consumers want cleaner, more efficient vehicles (and appliances while we’re at it). This is just grandpa shouting at clouds

Third to hit the local news today. Trust no man around your kid.

You have to hand it to Tubi for their ability to bust out a tribute package of movies immediately after an actor dies.

Double snort

Good lord. Fuentes is a nutter.

A shame. Tell your doc you have a family history and get that colonoscopy

Picking up my first TooGoodToGo order later and I’m kinda excited. Also my life is boring.

MAGAt in Texas murders his daughter and the grand jury chooses not to indict. The war on women continues

Just throwing spaghetti at the wall

I experienced this when I lived in TN years ago

L. O. L.

Never stopped eating most of this but we are NOT bringing back jello molds

Second Caturday post. Somehow Kiwi is my most feral of the indoor crew (trapped when he was several months old) but the most attached lap cat. An enigma. #caturday #catsofbluesky

Happy Caturday from this ridiculous animal #caturday #catsofbluesky

All of the feral cats I care for are present and accounted for since the ice and snow storms of the past two weeks. I’m super relieved. Apparently I’m the caretaker of multiple skunks 🦨 and opossums as well 😂

Quick Aldi dinner of stuffed salmon and mixed salad greens. I added lemon juice, butter, seasoning, then it was 20 minutes in the toaster oven.

There’s no end to the vile gutter racism displayed by current occupants of the White House and every elected official should be screaming condemnation from the rooftops

It’s 15 minutes until dinner #catsofbluesky