POV: You're the 7-11 slurpee dispenser nozzle.

Veldi is in peak form. She is thriving.

Duellona: master of negotiations.

The two foot long spiky glow in the dark cock sheath is imperative, yes! what are you even asking that for? This piece was done for my lovely supporter over there and fanbox, you can join them: www.fanbox.cc/manage/posts...

Truck missed golden week, but GOBLIN WEEK is every week. Just make sure to follow the GOBLIN RULES!

Her name is Truck and she likes to fuuuuuu- chug beer while kickin your meat around.

credit to divine-bloodlines on tumblr for the original post

I just got off the phone with your parents. They say they're doing an "HD Remake" of you.

Veldi is in peak form. She is thriving.

You cannot understand what the LARGE HORNY ALIEN LADY is saying, but you feel as if she's confused about your genetic compatibility. Or knows something you don't.

Another from the archives. Mango goes to the wrong interview.

Gertrude lost a bet and was forced to wear a very POWERFUL outfit.

Wake up. It's Happie time.

Naughty halflings get the CUM HOSE.

CHOOSE YOUR SEAT FOR THE NEXT 15 HOURS, NERD.

YouTube testing new feature that zaps you if you look away from the screen when an ad is playing.

CHOOSE YOUR SEAT FOR THE NEXT 15 HOURS, NERD.

Vtuber Piss Tracker

Some succubi disguise themselves better than others.

Gertrude can also be a BUSINESS WITCH. In the business of wizness! THE WIZ BIZ! And then she was fired.

Mippy, once again, besting a random orc in some sort of perverse endurance contest. (SEX)

Veldi gets a few pals to help do her best impression of a doughnut. Glazed and creme-filled.

You boot up Highguard on launch day and there's no game, it's just a highly detailed render of Geoff Keighley pointing and laughing at you.

droidoll model R-47

Using the evil containment wave on Veldi to trap her in a single fruit Gusher.

Cute ninja gf that hits you with the XYXXXY the second she sees you.

Hadn't seen Veldi for about a month. Found her like this wedged under the couch cushions. She'll be fine, she just needs a chicken sandwich and a pepsi.

Hadn't seen Veldi for about a month. Found her like this wedged under the couch cushions. She'll be fine, she just needs a chicken sandwich and a pepsi.

booby.

Developed a seafood allergy and can no longer eat my beautiful shrimp wife's shrimpussy. 😔🦐

I love my brain-eating amoebas. They'll never leave me.

Going down to the well to fetch some coochie.

Some seasonal snussy for @thatdonkles.bsky.social as part of an old sssssecret ssssanta! 🐍🍑🎄

2018: the year these four killed Christmas.

Mippy preparing to give herself a girthy helping of holiday cheer. She will be missed.

Pickles has had a busy day.

Gertrude working some mad science on the titty monster.

Gertrude got kicked out of clown college, but not before learning some advanced tricks.

Based on a prompt by a friend. Goblin adopted by Christmas Elves.

Since red-cloaked ladies with pointy head crests have been on the mind lately, I finally got around to tweaking Elsabet's outfit a bit. She wasn't using those dumb shoes anyway.

Mippy climbing into her own ass like anal ouroboros.

Plush Veldi that dispenses melted butter when you squeeze her (also screams)

Who up morphin they ball???

It's Christmas time and the elves are out. Hide your jolly fat men or it'll be an extra sticky white Christmas.

Controversial of Nintendo to put an NPC in Prime 4 that keeps commenting how sweaty Samus's "fat tatas" must be and how she wishes she would "screw attack" her.

Gertrude working some mad science on the titty monster.

She's a mean one.

Happie Holidays! 🎄 Prayers for Santa. 🎅

Just gonna repost my "most-stuffed turkeys" in honor of large bird consumption day.