[ #shitpost - #trans ] Literally everyone I know making sure new people understand I'm trans:

[ #shitpost - #mechwarrior - #battletech - #memes ] Nobody Absolutely nobody NOT A SINGLE SOUL Me at 3am:

I fucking HATE that the idiot brigade has decided to turn Pragmata into some weird culture war bullshit. I lost a child a long time ago, and because of it I get REALLY into games where a child is a major focus (RE9 was such emotional whiplash, if you know you know).

[ #shitpost - #Magicthegathering - #bloodmoon ] This is till my favorite version of this meme, and I'm cracking up again just posting it.

[ #Shitpost ] Listen to your wolves.

[ #Shitpost - #atheism ] Hello, would you like to hear about our lord and savior Jesus Christ?

[ #Trans - #Day - #Visibility ] On this Trans Day of Visibility, with all the laws and idiots trying to destroy me and those like me for simply existing., I have but one simple message:

[ #shitpost ] Every day I wake up, turn on the new and think...

[ #shitpost ] Did I wake up in the morning? Time to reset the sign!

[ #shitpost - #snakes ] Why am I broke antisocial bitch.... eh.... no reason. The reason:

[ #Shitpost ] Talkin bout myself be like....

I have no idea when or why I am collecting these like rare MTG cards, but here we are! [ #shitpost - #dinosaurs - #memes ]

I don't get enough use out of my shitpost folder. I don't post here enough. I feel I can solve both of these problems. [ #shitpost ]

[ #guns - #politics - #violence - #trans - #rights ] As a transwoman, a leftist, and as a gun owner, I am so fucking tired of the small but vocal group of people (on both sides) who think me and people like me are somehow pro violence/pro school shootings because we are also pro gun.

Now that the Rapture has happened we don't have to worry about all those annoying religious zealots anymore, right? Aaahhhhh fuck. Oh well, better luck next time.

Dear phone companies, if you advertise "upgrade with this deal and pay nothing today" I expect for it all to be packed into my next bill, like you say. I do not expect to be told that after taxes and connection fees that $0 skyrockets to $100. That's not how "pay nothing today" works.

I feel like I'm taking crazy pills. Yesterday I see a super cringe ad with Sydney Sweeney trying to be sexy and using a play on words (jeans/genes) and now today people are calling it Nazi propaganda. It's just a shitty play on words, not a fucking dog whistle.

Remember that silly jingle in my head? I got bored and made it an entire song. Too bad I have 0 musical talent to do anything with it. [ #Shitpost - #song - #theresaholeinthebottomofthesun]

My brain has a strange self- made jingle lodged deep within it that I must have concocted in a dream, because I can't stop thinking 🎶 "there's a hole in the bottom of THE SUN" 🎶

My local Taco Bell has been going down hill pretty bad over the last couple years, but holy shit talking to a robot through the drive thru speaker only to have a real person at the window ask to make sure my order was what I actually ordered gave peak "yeah it's dead" vibes.

[ #June - #Pride - #Trans - #Lesbian ]

It's officially JUNE! Ya know that means? It means I'm proud of who I am, and if you have a problem with that,you can kindly FUCK OFF! [ #June - #Pride - #Trans - #Lesbian ]

Had a comp failure and needed to reinstall windows. Lost a lot of good shit and now I'm just seething while putting what shit I have left back together.

Been a while since I posted anything... HMMMMMMM?! [ #shitpost ]

As a transwoman, I exist. That is all.

As someone who loves the plane of Tarkir and who is a Sarkhan fangirl, I do NOT like what they did with his character. That being said, Mardu is my favorite color combo and I fucking LOVE dragons so the set itself is so god damn fire! [ #MTG - #Tarkir #Dragonstorm ]

Quote of the century, "Since the dawn of time, man has yearned to destroy the sun." - @rebbford.bsky.social Director of Warframe

Get new job. Things look up. Realize that because of timing, first paycheck is 3 weeks away. Realize that account is overdraft. Realize first paycheck is basically going to be eaten by overdraft. realize that means water bill and phone bill don't get paid. Things look down again.

As a life long Gundam fan, I wasn't really sold on Gundam GQuuuuuuX from what we'd seen. Well tonight I saw the film, HOLY SHIT I WAS WRONG THIS FUCKING RULES! [ #Gundam - #GQuuuuuuX - #Movie ]

As a girl who likes black hole iconography, I fucking HATE that Elon Musk has decided to also use it. Ugh, fuck me I guess.

Before I go to bed, take this and be well. [ #shitpost ]

Coke bottling plant is hiring, neat. Go there, learn they're only looking for driver positions and I don't have a car. Less neat. Back the drawing board... again.

Finally finished the rendered alters for my Indominus Rex deck. Every nonland, noncreature card plus a few select nonbasic lands. imgur.com/a/i-rex-alte... [ #MTG - #EDH - #Indominus - #Rex ]

I fucking LOVE IT when I have to walk three miles to deposit a check at an ATM, and today it decides it's not going to take deposits! SCREAM INTO THE VOID! [ #Life - #Updates - #IJustWannaPayMyBills ]

Whenever I'm nervous about something, making a big change, or feel like everything is falling apart (like how I feel right now), I listen to this speech. We are strong, we are sharp, and we feel no fear. [ #TheExpanse - #Drummer - #Speech - #Beltalowda ] www.youtube.com/watch?v=yfOm...

I will not be taking questions at this time, thank you. [ #MTG - #EDH - #Commander - #Kalascion ]

This thing is jank as fuck, but I desperately needed to make a budget deck for Croc Mommy. moxfield.com/decks/IIZ1d3... [ #MTG - #EDH - #Commander - #Kalascion ]

I desperately want to be a player in a 5e game with the full 2024 package. I love the games I'm in now, but they're not updating to 5e24 mid campaign. Oh well, at least my ability to DM means I can make my game 5e24! [ #D&D - #5thEdition - #5e24 ]

Going through some old photo editing folders and found this. I have no idea what possessed me to make this, nor do I even remember doing so, but I can't stop laughing at it now. [ #mtg - #magicthegathering - #avacyn - #thepurifier - #shitpost ]

That time I would *not* stop quoting Miller from the Expanse, so my wife put a "Doors and Corners" folder inside my Shitposting folder. AND YES IT CONTAINED BOTH DOORS AND CORNERS! [ #miller - #theexpanse - #shitpost - #doorsandcorners - #thastswheretheygetya ]

#trans #transwoman #shitpost "I'm trans" Conservatives:

In yet another rant about my inability to find a new job, today I discovered the most INFURIATING new thing. AI chat bot interviews just to see if I'm a good fit for the job. I miss the days when I could talk to a real human being for work and not be told everything is online. #lifeupdate #jobhunt

For legal reasons, this is a joke. #spinosaurus #paleontology #dinosaurs #shitpost

"How are you feeling today?" #shitpost

Hey yo, online application tech people. If you give me the option to upload my resume, and then I need to fill out job sections anyway, I hate you. I hate you even more if the job sections are all partially filled out and scrambled.

Oh my god, those THREE spinos are fucking gorgeous! #spinosaurus #jurassicworld #rebirth

Fuck I really missed the mark on making this my first post.

Worked in an Aquarium, can confirm.

Ya know what, while I'm posting nerd shit, here's my signature EDH deck. deckstats.net/decks/15641/... #magicthegathering #mtg #EDH #Commander #Vadrik