Hater talk interlude: I actually just don't think it's that big.

My husband has some thoughts about how the strike zone is shaping up here in this inning

Don't hurt 'er, Brant

George Kirby looks like Nikola Tesla.

Hear me out -- what if Andrew Abbott pitched for the Tigers today.

Hwelp

Just like 1964, the Reds are going to go to the world series, I can just feel it.

It's not very fair to make us face the dodgers lineup a SECOND time

If you rearrange the letters in rortvedt, it spells vd otter

We are lulling our opponents into a false sense of security...yeah........yeah....

Thankfully, shohei ohtani killed the dodgers rally with that hr.

Go look at his aunt's Wikipedia page if you want to a window into my state's local politics. ( not a comment on Rocco at all)

This is actually great because we can go on about how no one believed in us and it will, for once, be true.

Someday the children will ask me why the average number of pitchers appearing in a single day peaked in 2020, and will then wander off 2 minutes into my hour long rant.

I absolutely was a hater who did not believe in the Reds, but now I am enjoying myself as much as anyone, so let that be a lesson to you about believing in stuff.

Anyway go reds

Unimportant, unbreakable records: on September 24, 2019, 202 different players pitched across MLB. Without expansion and rule changes, I think this one's flying forever.

Rob Manfred, next week: "Uhh...what if we call them the Smankees?"

I now have some original ale 8 one, thanks to my beloved husband. And tonight I will mix it with mezcal.

Oh pawpaw ale 8 one, how I yearn for thee...

I don't know who needs to hear this, but Nixon vetoed the Clean Water Act. If you are trying to support an argument that politics used to be less partisan or less fucked up or whatever, Nixon is simply not your guy, I'm sorry.

Why the fuck are you booing Alexis diaz????

If you're rooting for a lockout, you're not a baseball fan, you're a management fan. Go watch the excel world championships and leave us alone.

Everyone on the internet is super wrong today and I'm taking it very personally.

He has elite swing and miss stuff, it's just that npb hitters aren't good enough at missing

My husband is trying to solve differential equations during this game

Also 352 360 321 348 310 280 are cursed outfield dimensions

They have played black Betty 6 times already

What they don't tell you about living by the coast is that rain is probably going to ruin every day off you were planning to watch a baseball game on, even when the forecast was clear that morning. :(

Finished a project I've been avoiding for a couple years, but now I have a new problem: who on earth needs an 8 ft lace tablecloth????

Was just thinking about how much i hate the country music playlist they've been using during this summer league baseball rain delay, and then YMCA comes on...

Wuthering Heights adaptation but cast comic strip Cathy and Heathcliffe

I think we should ban pitch framing

Just saw an ABS challenge -- it was fast and obviously correct. What's not to like?

Do we really have 0.01 moh precision on pitch speed measurements? Like in a AAA park. Legitimately curious.

A kpop girl group song with a country western concept called "kill my boss" is at least very original

The only PCA I care about is Principal Component Analysis.

"Sell the teams, Bobs"

Watching the tigers lineup compared to the reds lineup this year has been such a contrast. It sometimes feels like the reds hitters aren't getting coached at all.

Here's the thing: Shoeless Joe was played by DB Sweeney in eight men out. DB Sweeney looks like my husband. My husband is perfect and handsome. ... therefore, my husband should be in the HOF.

Since you can now signal an ibb, I think you should also just be able to eject yourself from the game.

We went to aeronaut to try the beer but didn't actually go to the wtyp meet-up because you know... socializing.

Are you a municipal waste stream? Because I'm impressed by your BOD

I can't believe it is the year 2025 and the Cincinnati reds are facing opposing pitcher charlie Morton.

Considering returning to catholicism so I can gossip with other catholics about jd Vance getting snubbed by the pope.

Hear me out: stirrup socks with birkenstocks

Sometimes you just gotta find some baseball to watch on your day off.

Does Luke Weaver look like Andy Pettite, or is it just the Yankees uniform?