Perfect for getting stained with space blood, cum, and boogers during the Gwar set. Catch us all month with the scumdogs of the universe.

Posses-Stans sound off. The official video for “Burn For It” starring Alexis Krauss going through Isabelle Adjani’s entire madness spiral from “Possession” in 6 minutes is out right now. Watch it on FANGORIA dot com www.fangoria.com/blood-vultur...

About to do some time in the big house

Tomorrow, we get POSSESSED

In celebration of the release of his debut album, The Master wishes to share with you the official music video for Die Close. It is heavily inspired by 1987 vampire cinema and features guest vocals from Stephen Brodsky, Emily Lee, Gina Gleason, and Kristin Hayter youtu.be/e7hoNtWF--s?...

Behold the dawn of “Grey Mourning.” the second single from The Master’s debut LP “Die Close” (coming June 27th.) Listen/watch the piece in full to hear additional guitar compositions from Jade Puget of AFI lnk.to/BloodVulture

the grey morning is upon us… lnk.to/BloodVulture

Had a dream I was in a foot race with Mark Whalberg. Who’d win in a race me or Mark Whalberg?

Guy at the show last night: “hey what’s your shirt??” The shirt:

Is Bruce Springsteen Mom Rock?

I have a new band @bloodvulture.bsky.social and we just put out our first single. Check it out if you like Type O Negative, AIC, Crowbar, practical horror effects, and Tales From The Crypt youtu.be/DwMOaqOIsxE

The Master wishes to share with you “A Dream About Starving to Death,” the first single from Blood Vulture’s debut LP “Die Close” coming June 27th.

It is time, our debut single just dropped Spotify: open.spotify.com/track/4y9Cze... Apple: music.apple.com/us/album/a-d...

tomorrow

04/16/2025

Only Dust Remains out now! backxwash.bandcamp.com/album/only-d...

Everyone say hi to my band’s new social media intern, “Montague.” Welcome to “The Blood Vault.” @bloodvulture.bsky.social

The real reason I like Trek better than Wars is because they used the backwards KoЯn Я that one time.

That new Kenny Omega entrance song giving youtu.be/GI6CfKcMhjY

Me the entire best song acceptance speech

After this performance, I think we can all agree that Conan needs to be officially reinstated as Tonight Show host and Jimmy Fallon and Jay Leno should be sentenced to clean trash out of the ocean for the rest of their lives.

Temple Of Doom is the best Indiana Jones movie, the only problem is Steven Spielberg forgot to cast Cher in it. Every scene could be exactly the same but if it’s Cher instead of Kate as “Willie” it works. Cher singing anything goes. Cher putting perfume on an Elephant. That thing wins best picture.

What’s the funniest amount of money? I think I am leaning towards $45.

Hot take: ET is adorable. That’s my boy right there. Me and my friends woulda killed that dude who said he and his friends would have killed ET with hammers with hammers I can tell you that much.

Medievaltine’s Day

S/O to the freaks The Callous Daoboys and Imperial Triumphant. Daoboys sound like my mom frantically switching radio stations and IT sounds like if you melted Altars of Madness and a Henry Threadgill Zooid record into one album and then smashed it with a xylophone yet both bands are popular ahh hell

WWE announcing new wrestler names like

The Master… is here

White Zombie is a strange example of a band that is very popular yet still underrated. They were doin a “industrial w/ thrash riffs” thing just as industrial as we know it was being invented and since Hellbilly (I count it as WZ) anyone that has even attempted their sound has stunk like doo doo.

Every NXT guy is named “Denston Ridgewood” and every NXT woman is named “Erlema Velveeta”

Had a beautiful time seein all my Big Boys last week

“Audrey, the missile is eepy and neeby to sleeby”

fuck A.I. all my homies hate A.I.

Thank you, Bucky 🖤

(1/3) Regardless of whether you enjoyed his disgusting films or not, David Lynch was inarguably one of the very few beings that was an actual artist. He didn’t make pieces that were good or bad. Most things he made were both and done so with intention.

The vibe I bring to the function

My favorite albums of 2024 in no particular order (1/2)

🎶On the first day of Christmas my father sent to me, an email about a Klezmer festival🎶

My friend, Gina Gleason, wrote a record that has broken my heart and I can’t wait for everyone to hear it. She is a generational musician and it was an honor to play some of her songs before Baroness performed music from two of their timeless records (Red/Blue.) PS I think guitar Capos are cool now.

Im in an audiologist waiting room and a dude just walked in holding his head yelling “trouble has arrived”

AEW Full Gear was crazy

When Turbo Lover first came out, a lot of long time Priest fans trashed it for trading riffs and guitarmonies for synth. I have always loved it, but to prove to the haters that it is a rocking song for rockers, we decided to cover it and put riffs and guitarmonies in it. youtu.be/c3D7u6YEcg0?...

Tomorrow @ 9:30amEST twominutestolatenight.com

Saturday Nov 30th, some band called “Blood Vulture” will be opening for the best current metal bands on the east coast, Melissa, Zorn, and mf Final Gasp link.dice.fm/qU8yCYj4COb?...

Top 5 best bands with terrible names: 1. Fleetwood Mac 2. Cradle Of Filth 3. Dream Theatre 4. Soundgarden 5. Queens Of The Stone Age

What if there was a guitar/amp combo pack that was good? dunable-de.com/products/dun...