Have you looked up the jobby lobby means something very different where I'm from.

You'd think a tory would know that in the 80s Thatcher set up a "war cabinet" to combat football hooliganism. Or that being from Wolverhampton he might know about the time in 87 when thousands of Wolves fans ran riot through Scarborough and 56 people were arrested....🤷‍♀️

As someone who currently drives an Audi it's good to know there are bigger arseholes on the roads. (Yes I will still drive 6 inches off your bumper though I didn't say i wasn't an arsehole)

Its an executive brief.

Indeed I was.....

She obviously doesn't remember when they tried to disrupt Edinburgh pride a few years ago then

It took me 2 hours to drive from Edinburgh to Glasgow tonight. I'm only just recovering.

What idiot is briefing this woman. I think she'll find China has approved building 10 or more nuclear reactors every year since 2022 and currently has 30 under construction However I too don't see how these 2 things are related. Source below.

My flatmate is not impressed with my new toy. I'm in rubbish 80s synth heaven.

I'm sitting in the M&S cafe feeling very young and thinking more cis women should use hrt.....or get their hair dyed at a salon rather than a home job. One or the other.

So my dad was telling me that his reform voting brother is worried his Chinese wife will be kicked out if reform get in.... still going to be voting reform though obviously that oxbridge education was wasted on him.

Watching Batman (1966) and it gives a whole new meaning to sliding down the Dick pole.

It's very unfair that I'm in decline but I never got feel like an adult.

I've got to the age where going to the GP involves my Dr saying "at your age"

What is it that makes people think saying things like this is acceptable. If you asked me 30 years ago...yes 30...I would have said people thought it was socially unacceptable to say things like this. We appear to have regressed.

In my experience, if your hobby becomes your job, it turns into a jobby.

There's this really posh middle-aged bloke on my bus telling his tourist friends loads of utter rubbish about Edinburgh, and I'm amazed at how confidently incorrect he is.

I'm not British. I'm Scottish. I don't want a Brit card in fact I find the term rather offensive.

I know for a fact that sexuality isn't a choice or i wouldn't fancy men.

Mine was that Thatcher should become prime minister because she was a woman and therefore nicer than men. I was 4 and my parents were horrified. I was also wrong.

The worst government so far....

Definitely not. If I was flirting with someone, I'd call them a Jaguar E type. Calling someone a yaris is saying they're an Uber that someone threw up in the back seat of on a Friday night.

"You can't make jokes about anything these days." Bernard Manning in the 1980s (probably)

Quote post an unfiltered pic and say your age. 50 and a half

Always very suspicious when I get followed by an account with no posts that only follows trans women. You are now follown't.

Pulled out the what???

Saw this picture on Reddit and it reminded me of a night out in Soho in 1997

There's literally no other way. It's Friday. I'm literally in love Caught literally by the fuzz And for the French Je suis venu te dire que literally je m'en vais

White man shoots white man. "It's all the fault of trans women!"

Shart?

In my head she's hypnotised him to act like her slave and worship her like a goddess. Probably not what the artist meant though.

Glinner sez don't incite violence on social media.

Can I say hot silver foxes with beards that like giving massages are worth it to keep the 2nd amendment....just trying something out here...

There will be Star Trek fans out there going "No spoilers for Strange New Worlds please I don't want to know if one of the Kirks dies this season:

Liberal politicians if you are so disturbed just pretend Charlie Kirk was a Palestinian child and you’ll get over it in no time

Earlier, I saw lots of christian right-wing people saying they were "praying for Charlie Kirk." So....you know either God doesn't exist or doesn't want to save people like Charlie Kirk/ listen to the prayers of people like him.

Just shocked my flatmate by telling him only 4% of the population is gay. To which he replied "I get far too much cock for that to be true"

“Violence is always unacceptable” is a lie peddled by fannies

I have no issues with people shooting nazis. My grandfather's shot a few.

I'm going to be the only person quoting this that regularly travels 1st class on Scotrail. I always get weirdo men talking to me in standard, so I feel safer in 1st.

Back in the 80s we thought if nuclear war happened we'd get air raid sirens going of but turns out it will be everyone's phones making a rather pathetic "meh" sound

Wouldn't it be great if you could unmatch with people in real life like you can on dating apps and all your conversations and interactions with the person and the person just vanished...... I still cringe over things I did 30 years ago. This is a great idea

Fairytale for a modern age: The Princess and the Pea-ness. A tale of a woman unable to sleep because she can feel something hard pushing into her back even though she's really tired and just wants to go to sleep.

Always read this as rabies

Top windows of the building on the left was my 3rd year registration classroom.. Top right 4th year physics.

Me in Glasgow when some bloke of average Scottish height comes up and tries the "wow you're really tall" chat up line.