Make a band out of 2 others? Portished seven

Can't wait to move to Glasgow in September. Edinburgh has become a all year tourist hell hole.

The fuck is this getting advertised at me by my weather app???!!

I'm not even a vegetarian but watching that has put me off eating meat....🤢🤮

Definitely think we should move the border up a few miles.

I balanced this out by being extremely pleasant to the green party supporters outside my polling station and wishing them well in the election. (I would have sworn at an sfp person so I'm not that nice)

Wow the list vote in Scotland is full of loony fringe parties.

This man is performing a vital public service. Just looks wrong without the traffic cone.

Pilot beer know why.

Not to be leaning into 60s nostalgia but you got far more effective assassins back in those days.

Unfortunate headline... he is Catholic though.

As someone that used to work in television and film sound seeing you tubers hold a lavalier mic in their hand rather than clip it on or hide it really gets me annoyed like nothing else on the planet. I'm raging like a gammon seeing someone claim 15 quid benefits a week.

I am overly impressed with the ceiling in here

I'm now very concerned about the employment prospects of ex-boob inspectors I wonder what they retrained as. Also what if I'm wandering down the street and need a random man with possible personal hygiene problems to inspect my boobs how am I meant to know who to ask?

Meant to be going out tonight. I hate large group nights out when did the excitement of that fade? Standing in a noisy pub unable to hear what anyone is saying sure isn't the fun it was 30 years ago.

Used to see lots of guys wandering about in T-shirts with "boob inspector" written on them but I'm guessing the employment market for inspecting boobs has shrunk since the 90s as you don't see them anymore.

People say I'm immature butt I disagree

Jesus there's loads of bampots around today (and the occasional radge)

Just saw this on reddit with a question about when people felt old. Girl at the age of 22 I was dating a 37 year old guy who had a 6 figure salary and amazing house in South West London you need to get over that teeny tiny age difference. Also at my age now 35 is a baby.

Im sorry what??? If I'm going for a smoke I take my bag with me and all that contains is an umbrella, some vape liquid and a hair brush not a fucking faberge egg.

You know now I'm in my 50s there's one thing I've realised. It don't mean a thing if you ain't got that swing.

I'm quite excited to watch the Artemis launch tonight. It'll be the first time in my life people have gone beyond earth orbit. Apparently they're doing a cis-lunar orbit which is transphobic if you ask me.

I'm not religious but I wanted to share my favourite bible passage because it says "baals from her mouth" and I have the sense of humour of a 12 year old.

When I worked in television back in the 90s the whole newsroom would have been sacked for "personal conduct".

I find it very easy to boycott Harry Potter by not being a sad twat.

If you do identify as a hologram do you get put on Holographic Replacement Therapy? I hear without HRT people who identify as holograms can feel a little flat. ....Bad dum tsss!

Does anyone think her kids might be winding her up? We used to do all sorts to wind up some teachers. It was quite hilarious watching them get redder and redder as they got close tp boiling point. Oh wait no that's cooking lobsters. I was very well behaved at school. Honestly.

Maybe they could cut back on avocados if they can't afford it.

Amazing the stuff that pops into your head at 7 in the morning while making coffee. I just realised I've dated 3 guys with the same name. In 2000 I dated Rob in 2002 I dated Robert in 2017 I dated Bob. It could be said I do like the Boaby.

Hahaha this is the correct way to answer stupid questions from Americans

The baddiel, skinner and lightning seeds song "3 lions" came out as long ago to today as it was when England won the world Cup in 66 to then.

I once followed through to my eternal embarrassment.

Been looking at cars as I'm moving to Glasgow and will need to commute to Edinburgh the TT is too expensive for that so back to a BMW for sensible driving.

It's notable that the seemingly endless catalogue of sexual offences committed by priests & ministers is never turned into a narrative that 'all clergy' are a threat, the way any offence by a trans person is used to collectively smear an entire group. And it's often the religious doing the smearing.

Being tall it's great to have shorter friends then you always have somewhere to rest your drink.

I'm not sure how old my Dad thinks I am this year but I'm definitely not this old.

Well at least your day is going to be better than his.

Yikes!

People that don't take sugar in coffee are untrustworthy and possibly nazis....just sayin'🫠

I got given my espresso with no sugar and asked for sugar. My waitress went away and came back with sugar (result!) She put it down and said "Enjoy!" Like I'm not going to enjoy loads of sugar in my coffee what sorr of puritan no sugar weirdo would not enjoy a lovely espresso with sweet sweet sugar

Anyway my boyfriend make amazing steak. And as they say why go for a burger when you have steak at home. But this isn't a burger just a shit steak.

No I've blown it with myself worst steak I've had in years. I'm walking out on myself to finish this on my own and I can pick up the bill.

No I've blown it with myself worst steak I've had in years. I'm walking out on myself to finish this on my own and I can pick up the bill.

Ok so my date with myself is going ok... conversation is lacking a bit scallops over seasoned and the bacon is chewy but I'm quite hot so I can forgive myself for those things.

I have a romantic candle on my table i say romantic as I'm sitting here on my own I'll enjoy my own company in a romantic way. Might even try and seduce myself later if I'm lucky.

Love coming to London I find it a very warm welcoming friendly place. I know some people don't but I always have.

I drink too quickly for London pub prices these days.

This pub might be the King's head but there's still a few old queens here.

There's the Victoria line, the Elizabeth line. I doubt there will be a line of Charlie.