jelly belly is short for jealous bellous send tweet

this False Fall weather we've had in NY for the past couple of weeks has been wonderful but also feels really out of pocket for AUGUST

happy Friday there's a new album from The Hives out today

the 2025 Yankees are excellent at beating up teams far worse than they are and completely inept at playing against any competitive teams

I'm a type-A-neurotic-get-to-the-airport-four-hours-early-anxious person that is functionally incapable of keeping my home office and desk clean and tidy make it make sense

tech bloggers got nothing on hodinkee's ability to Find The Angle www.hodinkee.com/articles/tay...

I generally agree with those that are tired of every appliance getting questionably useful "smarts", but I legit love getting a push notification when our washer or dryer is done. now it's also including tips based on local conditions, which is neat! (it was really humid out today)

if you're looking for a fresh WearOS watchface, I cannot recommend this one highly enough info dense w/o being busy; extremely customizable; works for sporty or more classic looks. it's my fav 3rd party watchface and what I repeatedly go back to Universalis 3000: play.google.com/store/apps/d...

awful news, RIP consequence.net/2025/08/bren...

Made By Google here we goooooooo

girl did they put you in a bottle because you one hot honey

I was in the mid Atlantic DMV area last week and it seems like Walgreens is really popular there. so many people wearing hats with the Walgreens logo on it! I'd rep Duane Reade myself but I can't find a hat with the logo on it

grandpa smartwatch, activate

liquidating my kids' 529 accounts and writing them out of the will because they didn't "get" monty python and the quest for the holy grail

some people go bungee jumping for thrills, I use a folding phone at the beach

if I was an announcer for baseball games, every time a team gets their first hit of the game I'd say "well there goes the no hitter"

Niagara Launcher's new theming feature looks great on the Z Fold7

looking like the new york jankees out there amirite

the yankees are about to get swept by the sub .500 marlins cool cool cool

the vibes ain't right for afternoon baseball games played under a closed dome

smartwatch dedication in the summer is real

who knew that running six miles in 63 degree weather is a lot easier than doing it in 93 degree weather the PR almost feels like a cheat

good lookin watch

weather app just told me there's a feels like temp of 109 right now lmao

when the "out for delivery" status hits

runners want to say words like "fartlek" and not have you laugh when they say it

i know this hotel wifi hates to see me coming

the thing that's cool about superman is he wears his underwear on the outside of his pants

Skenes is such an unbelievably nasty pitcher

deeply rude of Sony to announce the RX1R III when I don't have an extra $5100 lying around!!!

this cover whips youtu.be/hm-M8GvgYws...

cannot overstate how impressive of a device the new Z Fold7 is! news.samsung.com/global/samsu...

I'm excited to be headed to Samsung Unpacked this morning! Should be quite a few cool new things to see 😀 Media friends: if you're there, say hi!

damn, forgot what it's like to watch the Yankees win a game

I have come around to the Mets wannabe cinematic auteur broadcasts. it doesn't always work, but when it hits it's pretty cool. and usually more interesting to watch than not

ngl having your $765 million slugger lay down a sacrifice bunt is the kind of chaos energy only the Mets would bring

yes! www.theverge.com/tech/696885/...

the phantom menace has its (multidinous) problems but the battle of naboo scene still whips ass and duel of the fates is my favorite john williams composition

🎵 (mx) master of pointers is selecting the things clicking the cursor and dragging the screen scrolling by speed, you can't see a thing (mx) master, master 🎵

this feature is the best, I use it ALL the time (used it just this morning, as a matter of fact) also anyone that follows me has seen me crow numerous times about it, so I dispute the "hidden" aspect of it 😆 www.androidauthority.com/gemini-trick...

inject it into my veins

the yankees are COMICALLY BAD at base running

nobody: absolutely no one: not a single soul on this earth: rob thomas: man it's a hot one

more stellar baserunning from aaron boone's yankees

nobody: absolutely no one: not a single soul on this earth: rob thomas: man it's a hot one

I know it's a cliché, but you really gotta hold and use the S25 Edge to appreciate it ya boy loves a lightweight phone!

my wife gave me a fancy folding camping chair that has pistons on the back legs and rocks for father's day in the hope that I will sit and stop incessantly pacing back and forth during my kid's softball games but reader, I will never stop it was very nice and thoughtful of her though

that's what happens when tim hill goes too long between smokes

my favorite part of having an AI helper on my phone is how it makes small annoying tasks easier I bought these headphones over a month ago, couldn't remember what I paid, didn't feel like doing the manual search and sift through email receipts so I just asked Gemini to do it