Shocking what a good coach can do. Bruce Arena has SJE hummin. Maybe take note @timbers.com

It looked like Bonetig was shielding Pants' view on the first goal.

According to the announcers, the Timbers haven't won on the road since July of 25. That's a stunning statistic.

I feel bad for Pants because he played a decent game.

I’m just laughing now. Timbers took a 5 on 3 break, slowed it down to let the defenders catch up, then dribbled it over the end line. And I bet there’s at least one player who makes more than the entire payroll of the Thorns. Merritt: sell the team now. For everyone’s sake. JFC. #rctid

Chat, how do I coach food soccer?

That was malpractice. What the fuck were Bonetig, Bye and Fory doing?

Excellent save from Pants. Great strength and direction

Antony is such a waste of space.

There are 4 or 5 guys on this squad who have the quality. Everyone else not so much.

I'm not convinced Bonnetig is a good player.

Happy to get 3 points. Happy for KK to get a goal. Smiling because Velde is brilliant, and Caicedo is a great addition. But also pragmatic. We barely beat a heavily rotated LAFC at home with their 3rd string keeper. We have talent. We don't have cohesion. That is entirely on Phil Neville.

Awful yellow card to Velde there

Absolutely nothing Pants could do there.

The runs Velde is making are so good. Someone needs to find him

Send Fory to T2 man.

Bassett puts that on a fucking platter for DDC and NOTHING. Your DP has to be ruthless.

No accountability from this coward of a man.

Vancouver absolutely the better team tonight. We got the result we deserved. Velde was good. Caicedo and Finn were great. Ortiz solid. Mosquera good. Nice to see some decent individual performances.

Lol

Great to hang in there and get a couple goals. Beautiful work fork Velde, JDM, and a solid debut for Caicedo. All that said, we are lucky Vancouver doesn't have 3 or 4.

Is Juan David Mosquera the best footballer on the Portland Timbers Football Club?

Goal of the year.

@mls.bsky.social the broadcast quality on Apple tv is so bad..players are glitching through the ad boards during run of play. Have some pride in your product.

Pantemis saw Crepeau's first half and said "hold my beer"

Why do these ad boards keep glitching?

My god. LAFC are monsters.

Crepeau lol.

Cal and Julio going 0 for to start this campaign.

It's Thursday, and somehow Phillip Neville still has a job coaching the Portland Timbers Football Club

So out of all the people I would think Dave Van den Bergh would fill in as interim.

Is Phil fired yet?

Curious to me that Phil called Jimer out but not Kamal after red cards.

You can say they did well to hang on to a point, but that's not good enough.

Timbers lucky to get a point against a bad LA team. No fire. No direction. We're a bad squad.

Phil fired today. Mark my words.

Always a red card. If someone made this tackle on a Timber, people would be incensed.

That was absolutely a red. All day every day and twice on Sunday. Studs to the ankle from behind with no play on the ball. Wouldn't be surprised if Kamal picks up a suspension too

Kamal Miller ladies and gentlemen.

The old get the misses out of the way early trick

I just watched Velde miss like 8 shots in a row in warmup. We need to light some candles for the guy.

That sure seemed like a penalty on San Jose.

This CCL camera angle at starfire is disgusting.

How many of y'all use a CPAP? Should I feel like this is way too intense?

Lol Minnesota

Vancouver friends, if you haven't been to La Valentina on Hwy 99 yet, you should go. Get the molcajete de carne with flour tortillas and thank me later.

Whose job is it to make the team smart?

SELL THE CLUB MERRITT I KNOW YOU CAN SEE THIS ON ONE OF YOUR BURNER ACCOUNTS, we hate you 🖤 #rctid

Can't wait to hear Phil's excuse tonight.

Lol. Down a man and Houston still scored. @timbers.com you're a laughing stock.